[teapalm]

[coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015]

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

[ameriqan]

the ohio state bookstore invited tyler joseph to win free tickets to see his own band

[trjoel]

[blu-iv]

I can see my future clearly

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[aquazone]

wow!!!!!

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Me too dude

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

how I shop online

[danaziz]

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

[blvckt]

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

[unllt-deactivated20151230]

- x “would you rather fuck a goat or not fuck a goat but everybody thinks you did -you’ll be known as the goat fucker forever?” 

[tvandfilm]

Taissa Farmiga as Zoe Benson.

[masculinityissofragile]

MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS

[theletterkilleth]

Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men…

[masculinityissofragile]

OH

[aleksismydad]

When you don’t wanna go but your dad makes you

[likeasepticboss-deactivated2016]

Not gonna lie, I’ve shed some tears during this video.

“Together we can truly do anything and make the world a better place.”

[homophobic]

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

[lifeofaliceai]