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i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape.

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The moment when a year is so fucked up that, after seven years (!), Youtube and Gema just look at each other like, “why are we even fighting?”

@official-german-translationen @official-german-medienlandschaft

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This sounds so much like a fanfic. Someone please write it!

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I just

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when you’re laying in your room and you smell food coming from the kitchen

oh…..my god (source)

LOL

you found him and he is proud of you

coconabe

Unmute please!

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I laugh every time.

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i am reblogging this again because this is the only video that makes me laugh hysterically through all the way to the end no matter how many times i watch it