yakuza brainrot

headcanons and imagines for ryu ga gotoku characters Completed games: Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami, Yakuza Kiwami 2, Yakuza 3 Remastered, Yakuza 4 Remastered, Yakuza 5 Remastered, Yakuza 6: The Song of Life, Yakuza: Like A Dragon, Like a Dragon: Ishin! , Like A Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name; Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth, Judgement Currently playing: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

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YakuzaCanons Masterlist Part 1

For Part 2 of the masterlist, click here!

Below are the links to all my headcanons for each of the Yakuza characters. Currently covers Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami, Yakuza Kiwami 2, Yakuza 3, Yakuza 4, Yakuza 5, Yakuza 6, Yakuza: Like A Dragon, and Yakuza Ishin. Categories are separated by each individual character. If multiple characters are in one post, then it will be filed under miscellaneous.

Kazuma Kiryu

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Dating A Popular Male Host

How He Uses His Voice With His S/O

Getting His Hair Braided By His S/O (Ishin)

Majima Goro

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Age Gap Dating Headcanon

Makoto Jealousy Headcanon

Majima Getting Doted On By His S/O

Having A Crush On Someone Similar To Makoto

Having A Crush On Someone Similar To Makoto Pt. 2

Being Friends With A Younger Person

Having A Crush On Someone From Another Culture

Reaction To His Kitsune S/O Spitting Out A Hairball

Dating A Chubby S/O

Living With A Depressed S/O

Getting Caught As Goromi

Y0 Majima Headcanons

Childhood Headcanons

Teaching His S/O Self Defense (Ishin)

Finding Out One Of His Subordinates Has A Crush On Him

Akiyama Shun

At Karaoke With A Shy S/O

Blorbo Bingo

How He Uses His Voice With His S/O

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Saejima Taiga

Saejima Body Headcanons

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Teaching His S/O Self Defense (Mild NSFW)

Platonic Headcanons

Tanimura Masayoshi

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Dating A Southeast Asian S/O

Dating A Coworker

Ryuji Goda

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

S/O Helps Him Bleach His Hair

Growing Up And Crushing On His Childhood Friend

Blorbo Bingo

Nishikiyama Akira

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

His S/O Calming Him Down

Dating A Trans Guy

Blorbo Bingo

Daigo Dojima

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Office Sex Before An Important Meeting (NSFW)

Mine Yoshitaka

Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Play Wrestling With His S/O

Blorbo Bingo

Mine With A Sugar Baby

Teaching His S/O To Sword Fight (Ishin)

Tianyou Zhao

Getting Handmade Mooncakes As A Gift

Sneaking Into HQ To See Them

S/O Takes His Glasses

Ice Cream Date

Getting A Flower Ring/Flower Crown

Arcade Date

S/O Sneaking Pics Of Him

Joon-Gi Han (Y7)

Sneaking Into HQ To See Them

S/O Brings Fresh Bread To HQ

Ice Cream Date

Getting A Flower Ring/Flower Crown

Dating Headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

S/O Sneaking Pics Of Him

Joon-Gi Han (Y6)

Dating Headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

Shinada Tatsuo

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Tachibana Tetsu

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Mirei Park

Blorbo Bingo

Rikiya Shimabukuro

Going Around Tokyo With His S/O

Osamu Kashiwagi

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Dating An S/O Who Likes To Cook/Other Food Headcanons

S/O Takes His Glasses (Bartner-Wagi Edition)

Miscellaneous Headcanons

Ishin Dating Headcanons

Masaru Watase

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Masaru Sera

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Takabe Mamoru

Sneaking Into HQ To See Them

Romantic Intimacy With His Hands

S/O Takes His Glasses

S/O Taking Pics Of Him In Secret

Yu Nanba

S/O Takes His Glasses

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Getting A Handmade Sweater/Scarf

Koichi Adachi

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Getting A Handmade Sweater/Scarf

Tsuruno Yuki

General Dating Headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

Shigeki Baba

General Dating Headcanons (SFW+NSFW)

Hana

General Dating Headcanons (SFW Only)

Yuki

General Dating Headcanons (SFW Only)

Nishida

Blorbo Bingo

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hey! I was wondering how you think majima, nishiki, and mine would react to having a very muscular and athletic s/o? (bonus points if theyre afab but i dont mind gender neutral:) )

Teehee I would love to see more masc women in Yakuza tbh! (Or GNC characters too)

Majima Goro

Since he’s technically on the smaller or scrawnier side compared to a lot of other Yakuza men, someone being more muscular or athletic than him doesn’t phase him in general. He feels visual or perceived strength isn’t the same as actual applied and executed strength. That said, he will be highly shocked if his S/O can just pick him up with one arm. He’d be all for teasing them at first saying “betcha couldn’t carry me even if ya tried with all yer might!” only to then be hoisted around with ease. His shock would wear off and he would honestly just find it really cool that his S/O can kick someone’s ass… or his ass, for that matter.

Nishikiyama Akira

I think he’d feel slightly emasculated at the concept. He definitely has some masculine energy he wants to assert and he feels one of the few ways he can do that especially in a romantic context is by being a protector. He might be one of the few Yakuza characters that would prefer a more docile S/O and may have a hard time compromising on it. However, it could also come in handy in a real bind and I think if his S/O was able to protect him in a very dangerous situation. He may also only find it specifically appealing only in private… if you know what I mean.

Mine Yoshitaka

Fascinated for the most part. Kind of develops a little competitiveness in the relationship. Like at the gym he’d have little dumb challenges like who can do the most pushups. Or play wrestling at home. Just watch out of he’s in the mood. He plans to dominate and isn’t very willing to compromise.

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Please… I’m so soft for idiots in love… could I possibly get the Ichigang’s reactions to realizing that Ichiban and reader-chan are crushing on each other and thinking they’re both hiding it well (they’re not but they’re both so caught up in trying to play it cool that they’re just straight up oblivious of the other’s feelings for them) bc I need frustrated wing men so bad/lh

DADDY’S HOME (it’s me I’m daddy) yea we can fckn do that hoss

Koichi Adachi

Thinks it’s very cute and entertaining and MOSTLY just laughs at it while Ichiban is very very embarrassed. Always the guy to be like “oh you didn’t pick up on that? Haha. Well… next time, champ!” His advice always culminates into just putting it all out there, fully, no brakes.

Yu Nanba

OPPOSITE to Adachi. Embarassed FOR Ichiban. Always like “GAH why did you say THAT?!” Continuously fighting Adachi’s efforts by encouraging Ichiban to take things slow. Always the one to tell him to feel things out. Mostly worried Ichiban will say something stupid… and he will.

Tianyou Zhao

Total double agent secretly working to get these two together. The only one actually giving good advice. Has stayed up on a few late nights making meals for one or the other while they rant about their feelings and how they totally were gonna confess!… but got cold feet. Might crack a joke or two about it but actually gives serious advice. Mostly encourages them to follow their hearts… and lets out a hearty chuckle at the inevitably silly results.

Joon-Gi Han

Totally useless in this situation. Constantly like “…why’re you asking me?” when asked for advice. Or he’s like “…even I knew that was a bad idea” whenever he sees Ichiban mess things up. Just a lot of sighing followed by “…you’ll get it next time, Ichiban.”

Eric Tomizawa

Pretty similar to Nanba but definitely way more vocal about it. Easily the most frustrated out loud in the entire group. Tries very hard to give them both good advice, which always boils down to him saying “dammit, just CONFESS to them already?!”

Seonhee

Worse than Joon-Gi! Don’t ask her for help on anything! She’s just gonna offer to put them both in a locked room until they kiss.

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I’m a big believer that Ichiban would be the gentlest partner ever known to man, so could I maybe have some headcanons about tender and gentle moments with him? I am mush. 🩵

Hello sweet anon, but of course you may have

Ichiban is messy by nature (not in a hoarders way, more like stuff just sorta accumulates in piles. He does know exactly what’s in each pile to his credit! but he tries really hard to keep the house tidy to the best of his ability so as to not inconvenience you. You’ll find him hastily tidying up the bathroom sink after making a mess from brushing his teeth or combing his hair and he’ll be muttering to himself “ahh… look what I did…! Gotta clean it up” and looking really more worried than he needs to be.

Also clumsy by nature and gets really flustered when he apologizes to you about it. King of accidentally turning around really fast and bumping into you and going “oh jeez I am so sorry, you’re not hurt or anything, right? Right?” Again far more worried than he oughta be.

For some reason he makes a point to help you tie your shoes. Whether they get untied in public or you’re just putting them on at home, he’s always like “hang on, I got this.”

Always bringing home some favorite snack of yours. Usually gets them in pairs so you two can eat some at the same time. Even if you don’t need em. Even if the snack cabinet is full (spoiler: it usually is because of this)

Likes to wear something matching on fancier dates, even if it’s just something dumb like matching socks. He’s a fashion disaster.

Tucks you in if you fall asleep before him. You won’t see him doing this since you’d be asleep but he tries very hard to tiptoe if you’re asleep too. Comically hard. He looks like a cartoon.

Gives good head and back scratches

Feels insanely bad if his snoring keeps you up

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omg im glad um back!! hope ur having a nice vacation!

can u do some headcannons of how daigo would confess his feelings to his s/o its something im curious!

like would he be clumsy or super serious talking about his love?? thank youuu

Helloooo I am doing well, today is my last day in Okinawa and I visited some of the Yakuza 3 locations (if you guys wanna see just lemme know and I will post pics)

I actually included Daigo in a list of 0-4 protagonist confessions HERE but if you want more Daigo content feel free to send another ask

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hello! I hope you're okay!

You wrote how Saejima invites a girl to move in with him.

I have a question on the same topic: can you write how would Majima invite his girlfriend to move in with him?

If it's not difficult of course

Hello , I am well! I’m currently on vacation in Okinawa. I hope you’re well too! It’s not too difficult, more than happy to drum that up for you (last one for today before bed!)

Perhaps Majima and Saejima are brothers in more than just bond… because his dumb ass will likely just accidentally bring up the subject super clumsily.

He says it differently from Saejima though. Where Saejima is just likely thinking out loud, Majima is saying it in the spur of the moment. Chances are you’ve slept over for more nights in a row than usual or are coming over more often in general and he will just blurt out “Ya know at this rate, ya oughta just move in.”

He will immediately realize he sounds like an asshole in his wording, and also that he totally brought it up out of the blue. Maybe you’re not ready for it? Is he jumping the gun? He’s back pedaling so fast, it’s an immediate “Hah, I kid, of course…” which trails off in such a way that makes it obvious he is in fact not really joking.

He sorta has to hide his own flustered feelings on the subject. Now that hes giving it proper thought (and he often doesn’t give things a proper thinking through until half of it is out of his mouth!) he really does like the idea… and is he blushing now?! Goddamnit.

He’s totally gonna try to hide it. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together, he still has a little knee jerk reaction to vulnerability. He’s sorta hoping you don’t notice… and also hoping you notice… and that you feel the same.

Unlike Saejima, there’s really only one way to go from here. Regardless of how you respond, he is bringing the subject back up. It’s just a matter of when. If you respond in earnest right then and there and express an interest in talking it out for real, he’s all for it! Hell, he’s probably talking over you apologizing for sounding like an uncaring brute in how he brought it up, followed by some word salad about just how much you mean to him and how he feels this is the next step.

If you let the subject go, that’s where it gets tricky. Now he’s in his head… why’d you let it go? Do you not want to? Is it cuz he said it weird? How do you even bring this shit up? Who the hell knows. Not him!

It’ll come back up once again in a surge of feelings and in the moment like before. This time he’ll just be better with the words. Now it’s more like “Ya know, since you’re here so often and we’re always spendin’ time together… why don’tcha just start callin’ this place yer home too?”

Even with better wording he still can’t be fully direct… vulnerability is the only constant obstacle for our Mad Dog but dang it he’s trying so please say yes!

And oh god when you say yes, it’s that ear to ear smile. He’s picking you up and giving you a big hug and a spin around!

Doesn’t give a hoot about which side of the bed you want or how you want to decorate, he will leave that in your capable hands. Let’s face it, the man hasn’t had a decorated or well organized house in a damn long time. A house has rarely been a home for him. It’ll be good to know that feeling again.

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omg it's so good to see you back qwq i've missed your headcanons!

could i ask for some headcanons with ryuji who has a s/o who gets cold easily. they're not use to snow at all and suffer a lot so i can kind of see him teasing his s/o for it sometimes

This cracks me up because Ryuji sometimes reminds me of my fiancé who notoriously loves the house ridiculously cold and while I am pretty tolerant, I still freeze my ass off some nights haha. Yes we can absolutely do this (does anyone else’s S/O do that to the thermostat btw? Ours is cranked down…)

Ryuji is very much a “I don’t get cold ever” type of guy except he really means it. The man does NOT get cold. Ever. Really.

It is perhaps due to the fact he is either always wearing a suit, a jacket of some kind, or a robe when in his private living quarters. Still, his wardrobe hardly adjusts for the shift into colder months and he seems virtually impenetrable to the chill in the air and even the snow.

He thinks your aversion to cold isn’t necessarily funny or something to poke fun at , as he doesn’t believe in speaking to his S/O in a way that sounds as if he’s looking down on them ; he holds you in high regard!

Rather , he’s just confused by the subject as a whole. Cold? For what. How ??? He doesn’t know. The man certainly does not feel it at all. He’s just like “Is it? Huh. I hadn’t noticed… hm.”

Until he sees you are in fact shivering, then he’s suddenly like “…ya know, now that ya mention it. There’s a bit of a chill in the air, ain’t there?” following by a very swift and elegant removal of his coat or suit jacket from his shoulders onto yours.

This is his most common gesture when you express you’re cold. At home, he’ll just tell you to hurry up and come cuddle before you freeze to death (about the closest he gets to a teasing remark)

He eventually picks up on the signs that you’re getting cold, to the point you won’t even need to say a word. Suddenly a warm arm is around your shoulder or a jacket around your back.

This is usually followed by a smirk and a comment like “gettin’ cold, ain’t ya? Here.” He doesn’t smirk in a mocking way, more like in the sense that he feels somewhat proud and accomplished to be protecting and caring for you.

For date nights, he automatically grabs an extra coat or scarf for you in case. If you’re going out alone, he reminds you to bring a jacket. Also starts storing a spare jacket in his car, just in case.

He finds it cute when your hands are cold. Your feet not so much… and he will be vocal about it.

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hello! i was wondering how the boys would invite their s/o to move in with them? it's such a big move! if you dont feel like doing all of them (which is fine!!!! you do you!!!!) could you do just saejima please? tysm!

Hello hello, yes we can do that! I’ll start with Saejima and if you or anyone wants to see more of this prompt for someone specific, I’ll be happy to oblige! It’s getting harder to do full lists of the boys as the amount of boys keeps growing yearly, so thank you for being so considerate , I appreciate you!

He will unintentionally and likely accidentally broach the subject in a super nonchalant, almost train-of-thought-said-out-loud way. Something like “hmm we should probably consider eventually moving in together…”

Saejima strikes me as a guy to sometimes process his thoughts or emotions out loud like that, just to get em out in the open. Once he realizes he’s said it in front of you , he’ll be like “Ah… was just thinkin’ out loud ‘bout it. Doesn’t need to be a right away thing…”

In a way he feels bad because he feels an important topic like this should be approached with some reverence and tact (two things he is ashamed to admit he is never great at). It’ll sound like he’s backing out of the offer; he really isn’t.

From here, it goes one of two ways. You either broach the subject BACK at him and thus encourage him to actually talk about it then and there, in which case he will just admit more properly that yes, he would indeed like the idea of you moving in.

If you drop the subject then and there, he will come back to it in his own time. He’ll be almost a little too formal, sitting you down privately to discuss the idea and get your thoughts on it. He’s trying to hide the nervousness of this romantic gesture and it being a monumental next step in the relationship by bogging it down with logistics. Truthfully, he’s got a bad case of nerves and is concerned you’ll think he’s moving too fast.

Either way, he will be blushing about it the whole time! Just don’t point it out. He’ll also give you a great big ol’ bear hug too.

He is definitely immediately bringing up who is sleeping on which side of the bed. Don’t ask me why. He just wants to know.

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Regarding all the onsen date hcs, can we get one with Akiyama perhaps?? >:3

How do I NOT have one of those done for that manwhore (affectionate) yet?! Jfc I’m dropping da ball

He will be sleeping in a LOOOOOOTTTTT just heads up. Don’t schedule any morning activities. Don’t even bother attempting! Good luck waking his sleepy ass up.

When he is awake he will just sit in warm water for literal hours if allowed. No schedule for the day? Cool. See you in the hot spring. A working man needs all the relaxation he can get…

Really likes those super pretty looking dinner sets. Not in like a foodie influencer way, he just enjoys being genuinely surprised and impressed by a meal. Definitely says “now what do we have here?” when presented with a morsel of food that he doesn’t recognize.

It will not matter if this is your first, fifth, or fiftieth time to an onsen with him. He is hitting on you like he just met you (much to his amusement and often the confusion of others around you. Not that he cares what they think).

For as much as he’s a shameless flirt, he is absolutely not gonna sneak into the private or other gender areas. He has too much respect for that but he may joke about it.

His clothing style is very fashionable without the flash, out of respect for the traditionalism at play. He somehow finds a way to make even totally plain colored clothes look rather elegant though and carries himself well.

Prettiest boy in the onsen and knows it.

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I dont have anything to request but I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your writings!!!!

Hello sweetie anon, you are most kind! I have been busy for a couple months so coming back to this kind of praise means a lot to me. I hope to continue to make y’all happy!

With love from Okinawa (I am just visiting and yes I did see some of Yakuza 3 spots. Mayhaps I will post them if that interests you?)

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heyyy ur back! i love ur tumblr u write so well! maybe we can get some 3jima nswf headcanons? thank uuu

I ASSUME 3jima means Majima, Saejima, and Dojima, if I am somehow wrong, sorry in advance.

I have NSFW headcanons up for Saejima already HERE and for Dojima as well HERE

Majima has both SFW + NSFW available HERE

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Hi! Can u do some kashiwagi/inoue dating headcanon pls? Like how they will act or feel…

Hey, I already have some general dating headcanons (with mild NSFW) for Kashiwagi HERE but if you want anything else more specific, feel free to come back

I also have some for Inoue HERE

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Good day! Are you all right? It's great that you're back here!

I don't know if anyone has asked or not, but I will.

Can you describe your onsen date with Majima?

This is very important to me, and I will be grateful to you many times!

SHOCKINGLY no, this has not been done yet?! Good on you for requesting it, no clue how we have not done this for Majimbo yet

For a guy who has never once given any hint or inkling that he would be remotely interested in going to an onsen, the second you say you want to go or have planned a trip to go, he will be VERY excited.

Mostly excited to sit in some hot water and hopefully, if y'all can afford to and have the time, stay at a ryokan. He just likes the way it looks in direct contrast to the city.

For as unserious as he normally is, he is pretty serious about exercising proper etiquette but not in a mean or condescending way. More like a "Ya gotta shower before goin' into the baths! Wouldn't wanna get the water all dirty, heh." type of guy, just enthusiastic.

Out of all the boys he is the only one who will never ever attempt to sneak to the other side to get a peak at you. Will talk to you over the wall though regardless of how many people are around; that is like the one social rule he is AWFUL at, he has no spacial awareness or volume control.

Loves a good yukata. Wraps himself up in it and is like "Look! Spiffy, ain't it?" and relishes in helping you put yours on.

Walks around with you with a beaming smile on his face, not in a way that's like "Look at me, showing this person off" way but more so in a "I'm happy to be here with you" way.

Will eat his body weight in food and ask for seconds after exiting the baths. You have been warned.

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Hi hi! I just wanted to say I reeeeeeally love your writing! You like, portray the Yakuza men sooooo well! I'll look forward to more of your headcanons! ^_^

AHHH TY TY you are too kind! Means a lot, really

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not even an ask, OMG YOU'RE BACK!!! I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO THRIVE AND COOK WITH YOUR WRITING!!!

AHHH TYSM I am v tired n busy cuz I'm mid move rn but I stopped in to check on u all

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Yooooooo!

How would kiryu, majima , Saejima and ichiban react to recieving nudes from their s/o? :D

Hi hi, the answer to this question is very simple, check below da cut heh

Kiryu Kazuma

Immediately puts his phone away if in public out of fear of somehow, some way revealing you in your glory to the entire world. Will go home and look at it quietly... for a long time.

Majima Goro

"Oh... oh, shit! Heh... nice."

Saejima Taiga

Initially blushes a lot, then tries very sneakily to look at it (somehow always caught in a public place when this happens)

Ichiban Kasuga

Stares at his phone awkwardly then puts it away while blushing as if the entire world witnessed him seeing these pics

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can u do some daigo in love headcanons pleeeaee please

Hey yo, I already have some Daigo general dating headcanons up HERE but if you want more of something specific feel free to cmon back