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18 | Matthew | UK I'm basically just a gay 18 year old British nerd who obsesses over theme parks, plays Overwatch, and loves cats. Come and say hi!! 💖💖💖

[wheresmybubble]

Journal comic.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

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[chewybitart]

Ah

[kittyb4e]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[theoreocat]

“Everyone comes with baggage. All you need to do is find someone whose bags are filled with food.” ~ Oreo 🥫🥨🍪

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[systlin]

But seriously, we live in an age where hot and cold running water is a basic service. Where clean water is available, from the tap, for ordinary people. Where we can purchase things from the other side of the world, and do so on a regular basis without thinking twice about it. Where we can fly to the other side of the world in a day, and while flying can have invisible access to all of the collected knowledge of humanity at our fingertips. Where we get annoyed if the collected knowledge of humanity at our fingertips loads too slowly during our flight. Where we can turn the night to day, and with a push of a button call people on the other side of the world. Where we can eat fresh strawberries in December, and oranges at Christmas. 

If you brought a person from five hundred years ago forward to now, and showed him my quite ordinary lower middle class life….they would think that I, a normal ordinary person…lived like a god. 

The contents of my spice cupboard alone would be a king’s ransom five centuries ago. 

[iamemeraldfox]

Me, about to timetravel: *goes to buy 20€ worth of saffron at the local store*

Me, back in time: Look I’m rich!

[systlin]

RIGHT?

I’ve got that shit PLANNED. I’m going to take back saffron, pepper, cinnamon, cloves, and amethyst. Which was rarer than diamond up until huge deposits were discovered in South America, and therefore hella expensive back in the day. 

[rosslynpaladin]

YES.

I’m also taking “Where there is no Doctor” book series and setting up teaching health, hygiene and women’s basic functions like How The Womb doesn’t migrate and stop using lead for anything. We’ll see how long I can go before they try me as a witch and I have to GTFO.

[systlin]

See, my plans for that are “You’re RIGHT! I AM A WITCH!!”

And then to fire up the ol’ time machine and vanish in a swirl of purple light and mad cackling laughter. 

[myonlysecretly]

Talking to trees

step 1 : go to forest

step 2: pick tree that calls to you

step 3: touch the tree with your palm

step 4: ground yourself (if you dont know how to ground then just imagine you are also a tree and that your branches aka palm is connected to tree you want to talk to)

step 5: try to send tree some images. trees talk with images not words

step 6: wait for tree to reply.

step 7: after you talk to tree imagine you are back to your human body

step 8: thank the tree and politely bow

[9-cats]

[adinaascending]

Well this is awkward 

[garbage-senpai]

drift compatible

[urban-cryptid]

Game glitch

[bunjywunjy]

collision detection: OFF

[pintofpine]

[luzialowe]

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

[gunstreetgrl]

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

[cocaineteas]

Can’t take her anywhere.

[dxdhvdghjknlsmss]

spinach baby

[dxdhvdghjknlsmss]

that’s spinach, baby

[somecutething]

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[antiandrogen]

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[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff]

I’ve reblogged this before, but it didn’t have tHE CHEEPS BEFORE

[lesbiankatebush]

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

[horreurscopes]

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

[heathergraves]

This was weirdly motivating