Can I have a ship please? Sorry if I'm being annoying😁
Of course you can, nonnie! If you sent one already & we haven’t answered it, it’s probably already drafted. If not, it’s sitting in the inbox.
- a. chiminchanga
PS: you’re not annoying

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Can I have a ship please? Sorry if I'm being annoying😁
Of course you can, nonnie! If you sent one already & we haven’t answered it, it’s probably already drafted. If not, it’s sitting in the inbox.
- a. chiminchanga
PS: you’re not annoying
can i have a bts ship?? (you can also look in my face tag!) im very outgoing, im a shy eater though.. im 5'2 and on the "thicker" side! i like to sleep but my real passions are SINGING and dancing!! i care about other people happiness more than i care about my own really.. and i get very insecure about my weight really REALLY easily! okay thanks (:
Hi there, jxmjam!! First of all, let me say you're gorgeous (no really, I religiously mean it but anyway, yes you can!!
I ship you with…
…JIN!!
Jin leans more towards the shy-side, I think, & because you're an outgoing person, I figure you'd be the one to get him to warm up to you! Worry not, though! Because like the other boys, it is very easy to get along with him.
The reason why I chose Jin is because you two seem to mesh up together very well!! Ever heard of the Olive Theory™? It's from How I Met Your Mother? Lmao. Anyway, the Olive Theory™ centers around the idea that opposites attract BECAUSE you're built to cover what the other doesn't have. Like Lily loves olives. Marshall hates olives. Olives in the kitchen? Marshall obviously doesn't want them; Lily can have them.
See, you like dancing & I think, in some way, Jin does; he just happens to not be so good at it. You're a shy eater — Seokjin, on the other hand, isn't. Bam. Olive Theory™.
SECONDLY, I think you're perfect for him because you say you get very insecure about your weight very, very easily. But guess what? I'm sure Jin would tell you every day he loves you for who you are & it doesn't matter because you're perfect. Btw, you are tho.
You say you care about other people's happiness more than you care about your own & you know, Jin is a very patient person. I figure he'd prioritize your happiness just as well.
Picture this: Jin telling you you're beautiful, you're perfect, & above all else: he loves you.
cute af.
- a. chiminchanga
Hii! Can I get a BTS ship please?I'm 5'5(on the curvy/slim side)I have big brown eyes and dark brown hair that's wavyish/straight & goes down to my waist. I'm Hispanic and fluent in Spanish & Korean. Shy at first but once you get to know me I'm kinda loud,very weird, and random😂I'm sarcastic but not in a mean way(sometimes lol) my family is very important to me. Some of my hobbies are playing video games,watching anime,dancing, eating,sleeping lol people say I'm funny & sweet/nice. T
Hi, nonnie! I ship you with...
Jeongguk!!
Jeongguk is quite shy, especially during the first time he meets someone. You say you're the same. Now, say, you met Jeongguk in a school fair. You bumped into him while you were walking around, looking at booths.
He's apologetic at first, apologizing a million times per minute, & you're like that, too. But you guys get over it, smile politely & leave. Later, your friend sees you & tells you that there's someone you've got to meet. & — drumroll please — IT'S JEONGGUK!! Your friend just sort of puts a handcuff on you because it’s a part of the school fair.
The rest is in read more because it’s too long omf.
Hi, can I get a bts ship, I'm 5'2, long black hair, green eyes, petite. I like music, clothing, photography, drawing, and playing piano. I'm blunt, maybe a little too blunt. People think of me as cold but in reality I'm a little sensitive about certain things. Sometimes I find myself attractive but other times I don't. I tend to be not social but it's only because I prefer it. I'm relaxed most of the time but every now and then I can be hyper (Depends really lol) and that's about it. Thank you<3
Waaah you are pretty, nonnie!!
I ship you with…
HOPIEEe!
See, the thing about J-Hope’s very upbeat & determined. So, I think at first, you’d push him away by your coldness, but Hobi is very, very warm & sunny sO THAT’S NO PROBLEM!! He’d dance his way into your heart.
When you’re hyper, it takes him by surprise like “woah, for once shes hyper” & then later rejoices being hyper with you!!
Like, the longer he is your friend, the more you show parts of yourself to him. And little by little, he’d eventually fall in love with you.
I feel like he’d take pride into the fact that he knows you once he gets there. Like he’d become the person people go to when they ask about you, & he’d talk about you & what you like & what you’re like, & it’s like the light in his eyes is brighter when he talks about you.
He would be the one to pull you out of your comfort zone; the one who’d show you his side of fun, but at the same time, you’d be the one to show him your side of fun. I imagine J-Hope taking you to the amusement park, & you showing him your photos, drawings. I bet he’d love to listen to your piano playing as well! & of course, he’d respect that quiet side of you, & I swear, he’d love your hyper side as well.
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever done I swear to god, it is my favorite. Thank you for sending one in!!
- a. chiminchanga
Hi! May I be shipped please? I'm 165 cm and 18. I'm mixed race (black/japanese), have medium length hair, and have a fit body with curves because I'm a dancer, but don't like to exercise in general lol. I can be really sarcastic, but I'm funny, friendly, and caring. And I like to take care of children and babies. I like to breakdance and listen to all kinds of music. I have a tomboyish style, but can dress up nicely when the occasion calls for it. Thank you!
Yes & thank you for sending one in, sugadaddyme
I ship you with…
SUUGAAAA!!!
I think it’s because of your fashion sense that sort of had me thinking about suga for some reason? & ALSO, the fact that you listen to all kinds of music made me think that you fit very well with Suga’s very, very open mind.
I imagine you two having your lazy days, like snuggling in the living room with the tv on, but you two aren’t even listening to it. You’re just on the couch, half-asleep, enjoying your sweet time with the one another.
But at the same time, I think that you’d dance the heck out to Suga’s music. Let’s be real though: the music Suga produces is so nice – I mean, smooth & slow RnB? Pretty damn sexy.
& HAVE YOU SEEN SUGA INTERACT WITH KIDS? CUTE AF. Makes my life & I cried.
OH but you’re also quite compatible with my booooy
JIMIN!! C:
I really really love couples who dance. Like, DAMN, I bet you two would dance the hell out istg. Cute af. Like really random break dancing omf heck yeah B)
OH OH OH & IMAGINE HAVING A BABY WITH JIMIN!! CRIES. JIMIN WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT DAD & YOUD BE A GREAT MUM CAN YOU IMAGINE TEACHING THAT KID TO DANCE. Like Jimin would go all out & have fun with the entire family & you’d just roll with it.
FRICKING CUTe
did i mention dancing? bc. dancing. lots of dancing.
- a. chiminchanga
May I please have a BTS ship? I am very very tiny (147cm/4'10) (Id be only shoulder height in all the boys), I am very loud, I am very friendly and incredibly cuddly, I am full vegetarian (I don't eat any meat product), I am quite hyper, and I also am huge animal lover and people person. I am a singer and I ride horses. I have green eyes, blonde-ish hair, (big butt and boobs but that's not the point), and 85% of the time I'm smiling the other 15% I have a resting bitch-face. Thank you!!!!
Of course, bangableclifford!
I ship you with...
J-HOPE!!!
Okay, Hoseok is a people person, just like you! You & J-Hope would be a total POWER COUPLE, y’know. Especially because you sound really outdoorsy!
You & J-Hope come in a pair. Like, everyone knows you’re together because, to be honest, J-Hope is not stingy with his love, & I bet you’re the same! I imagine he’d grab your hand while you’re walking with him. And I imagine you, spotting him in public, y’know coincidentally, & you’d just go “JAGIYAAAAA!!!” & jusT GLOMP HIM dang I ship it sO HARD.
Also, I think Hoseok would bEG & HINT AT YOU to teach him how to ride a horse like let him be one with himself have him come back to his four legged family please.
He’d also have you sing for him a lot actually!! & say, if you just spontaneously sing for like no reason (it happens yknow), J-Hope would grab his phone & like reCORD YOU SINGING all because he loves your voice & he loves you & pROUDLY show it to his friends like, “guY GUYS THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND SINGING LOOK MY GIRLFRIEND IS SINGING SHE SOUNDS SOOOO GOOD”
CRYING.
- a. chiminchanga
Ships now open!!
Can I have a ship please? I am very outgoing and loud and I love to meet new people. I'm a very sporty person and I work out a lot. I listen to basically every type of music there is and I love hugs and cuddling a lot! I think a date where we just talk would be ideal for me! I love funny people and cracking jokes. I like to be there for people when they need me. Thank you!! ❤️
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Hello, nonnie & yes you may!
I ship you with...
...PARK CHIM CHIM!!
See, your outgoing personality blends really well with Jimin's. We all know that Jimin is quite playful, loud, & outgoing so I figured that you two will click just like that very very quickly!!
I figured that you relationship with Jimin would be very very fun for the both of you seeing that you're quite sporty & Jimin loves basketball & working out!
You say you like funny people & cracking jokes, well I figure Jimin likes that as well.
But y'know, I also figured that you're very compatible with...
TAEHYUNGIEEE!!
Since you like hugs, I figured, well...who else likes hugs?
KIM
TAE
HYUNG!!
See, the reason why you are so compatible with either Jimin & Taehyung is because of one thing that you said: an ideal date for you would be where you just talk. & I figured that you like to be comfortable with someone.
That said, I figured either Jimin & V would be perfect for you because it's so easy to get comfortable with either of them!
I hope you enjoyed your ship. Thank you for your patience!
- a. chiminchanga
Hi! Ship me with BTS? 159cm, shoulder length black hair, big eyes & chubby cheeks. 21 but look like 18. Loves chicken, potato, hotdog! Likes maths/accounting, singing, dancing, reading, cooking, making handicraft, cute stuff! Afraid of cockroaches & park rides. Smart, hardworking, kind, shy (talkative when close), likes to laugh, dont really wears makeup, wears casual, not in relationship b4, Libra. Ideal: talented, nice laugh and makes me laugh often. Spore English and Chinese. Thanks! <3
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Hey, hey, hey, baconbangtan!
I ship you with…
SEOKJIN!
I can see that you like being busy & I always thought of Seokjin as someone who likes to do stuff like making handicraft & etc. I figured you two would be quite adorable as a couple seeing as you like cooking & things like that!
When you mentioned that you’ve never been in a relationship before, I figured that someone like Jin, who strikes me as someone very sweet & kind, would be a great first boyfriend, y’know!! I thought that this relationship would be very calm & quiet since you’re both quite shy at first, but then later on you two would eventually evolve into partners!
As I’ve said before, I think Seokjin loves learning new languages. & seeing as you can speak both English & Chinese, I figured you two would have quite a lot of fun learning new languages, travelling the world, & all! c:
I can see you two doing DIYs & cooking & household stuff together, it’s so cute it’s like you two were made to live under one roof nhaskdjhdf!! You two are like husband & wife!
Thank you for your patience!
- a. chiminchanga
omg this is my most favourite blog. you guys seem like really fun ppl :D whenever you ship someone, i know its gonna make me laugh because theres always SOMETHING in every ship that makes me cry tears honestly u guys are too funny XD i also love how u guys are rlly honest with everything :) have a nice day!
Aw. Thank you, sweetie! It’s a pleasure to entertain you. c:- a. chiminchanga
just curios are you both sisters?
Omf — no. We’re just really good friends! :D
Imagine if we were though, lmfao we would be so noisy oh my god.
- a. chiminchanga
ah,admins isn't Jin,Suga,and J-hope the hyung line because Rapmon was born on September 12,1994 and J-hope was born on February 18,1994. I read your fic "How would a jealous hyung line be like" as by an anon is great ^^
Omg. Oops, my bad. I didn’t get to clarify the age difference between Hobi and Namjoon, I’m really sorry. I kinda went with the feel because Namjoon seemed ’ older ’ than Hobi. omfg— / the actual middle man /
I’m really sorry, I’ll include J-Hope in the next requests that come. ^ u ^
Thank you so much for the support. ; UU ;
-a. taecocopuffs
are you accepting ships right now?
Hello nonnie! We aren't accepting ships, just yet. We've only got three left in our inbox. Once we've wiped them out, we'll be opening them. c:
We're sorry for the inconvenience. c:
- a chiminchanga
The End Rated E 887 words BBoy J-Hope & Ballerina you ( for a. taecocopuffs )
A thousand raindrops fall from the sky, crashing to the ground & leaving craters on the concrete, drawing constellation after constellation on the pavement. Trace the stars & watch them match the ground clear as tear streaked cheeks & red rimmed eyes. The sky cries – the heavens weep – because even goddesses have hearts of glass.
And goddess you are.
Can I have a ship for bts please lovelies? I'm a 98 liner and I'm 177cm tall with short brown hair. I'm very insecure about myself as I'm quite curvy. I'm awkward in public and with new people but with my friends I always try to make them laugh and smile<3. I'm very passionate about my music, dance and fashion. I can speak fluent English and Irish and a bit of French and Korean. When I'm older I want to work with young people who have had problems and give them advice. Thank you babe😘
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Hello sweetie!
I ship you wiiiith...
J-Hope!
We all know J-Hope is the kind of guy who'd buy you a juice box all because he wanted to & that he's just this personification of the fucking sun & he pretty much OOZES with a never-pulsating aura of positivity ( that a work? I have no clue tbqh ), right? So, when your moments of insecurity come up, J-Hope is there to tell you you're perfect & beautiful & wonderful despite your curviness ( he probably won't even care because he knows that beauty is more than skin deep ) & whoever doesn't see that needs glasses.
I also think that J-Hope, like Chimmers, melTS THE SHYNESS off of people, okay. So if you're in public with him, & you're very shy & awkward, J-Hope would do his best to make you comfortable! Like, he'd grab your hand & hold it, & you two would just walk & he'd talk to keep your mind off of things.
Also, there'd be a lot of music in this ship, because J-Hope is very passionate about music & dancing as well. Like, you two would probably dance around the house, & all that!
I also think that he'd appreciate your career choice. He'd help out, too, tbh.
& he might even ask you to teach him some of the languages you know! Then you'd speak like, both Korean & English in the household ---- with a little Irish & French here & there.
ALSO, BEFORE YOU TWO WOULD BE A THING & YOU TWO ARE LIKE FRIENDS OR SMTH, THE WAY HOSEOK WOULD ASK YOU OUT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING SMOOTH THOUGH LIKE,
"How do you say 'yes' in French? It's 'oui', right? "
"Yes, oppa, it's 'oui'."
"& How do you say 'will you go out with me'?"
"Uhm...'Est ce que vous voulez sortir avec moi ce soir'. "
"Oui!"
---- hobi pls.
- a. chiminchanga
How would a jealous hyung line be like? :D
A Jealous Hyung Line APPEARED!
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Jin would be the mature type of jealous. He gives off that aura that when he gets jealous, he’d handle it carefully just to avoid any ruckus. See a scenario when he catches you hugging a friend of yours and he misunderstands it. I don’t think he’d just walk in there and punch the guy’s face; he’d take a big breath in, calmly walk up to you and then get your attention.
' jagiya. '
' ah! oppa, i didnt expect to see you here. '
' i didnt either. '
' this is my friend, [ insert name here ]. i ran into him while shopping for a few things. '
Jin would give a look, the look, to your friend and hold out his hand for a handshake.
' are you busy oppa? '
' oh no no, i'm free. ' lie ’ can I tag along ? ‘
' we were just about to go, actually. we can go home if you want. '
' that sounds good. '
then after a short good bye, he’d immediately take your hand and intertwine your fingers.
' you owe me a date. '
you chuckle because you know exactly why.
' a date sounds good. '
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Namjoon, would be a bit more expressive about his jealousy, you’ll see it in his reactions. He wouldn’t be stingy with his words, he’d keep a blank face and his aura would darken. Namjoon already has a strong aura but if fueled with jealousy, it might just be a little bit too heavy. He would still be mature about it, but he’d also be expressive. Imagine this, you’ve been hanging around another member far too often for Namjoon’ liking and he kinda just gets full of it. One night, he decides to let it out by locking himself in his office, writing.
/ knocks /
' yeobo? '
/ knocks /
' namjoon-ah, do you plan on coming out? '
silence.
/ knocks /
' yeobo, come out; eat dinner with me. '
' in a bit. '
/ knocks /
' your food is getting cold. '
another silence. you purse your lips and open the door slowly. you see him hunched over his desk, with only the lamp’s light providing illumination. you walk up to him, and bury your head into the crook of his neck.
' oppa. '
he’d be quiet at first then he’d sink into the gesture.
' i know you're jealous. '
' i just don't like it when you give them more attention. '
he’d twist the swivel chair to face you and wrap you in his arms.
' it makes me feel— '
' ssh. ' you silence him ' no more words. i wouldn't trade you for anyone, yeobo. you know that. '
he’d look at you, taking his time to examine your features and suddenly captures your lips in his, making everything better.
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Yoongi, he would be extremely quiet about it. If he’s normally quiet and stingy, he’d be even more quiet and stingy ( stingier ? ) He wouldn’t be immature, that’s for sure but his words may weigh a bit heavier than usual BUT!this also depends on the reason. If it’s a minor thing, he’d brush it off after a day or two, however if it’s something big, it might take him longer to feel better. Picture this, you’ve been listening to a new artist and you keep talking about how great of a rapper and composer he is, and Yoongi gets, if we may say— jealous.
' Yoongi- ah, have you heard the new album yet? '
' Whose? '
' Y'know who! '
' No. '
' It's AMAZING! listen to it! Can you believe that he wrote most of the songs and produced three of them? he’s so awesome. ‘
' sure. '
' No oppa! I'm serious! he's like— one of the best out there! '
' okay. '
' his compositions are so raw and heartfelt , it just blows me away— '
' … '
' he's so talented, i could just marry— '
' then why don't you?! ' he raises his voice startling you.
'…yoon— '
' jesus christ, all you talk about is him it's getting so annoying.'
' what— '
' whatever ( y / n ) marry him if he's so much better than me, i don't give a shit. '
' Yoongi, I didn't say that. '
He was quiet.
' Oppa, I'm sorry. I didn't know it made you uncomfortable. '
silence.
' fine. ' you walk out.
you woke up the next morning to feel something warm snuggle up against your back. you shift to see Yoongi asleep next to you, with the cutest look on his face. You look at him for a moment and raised a hand to his face. Noticing him groan awake, you find his hand over yours and his sleepy eyes looking into yours.
' Oppa. '
' Sorry for exploding last night. '
You smile a little and move closer. ’ It’s alright. ‘
He returns the smile and closes his eyes. ’ Let’s go back to sleep, jagi. ‘
And then you do.
-a. taecocopuffs
Hello! I'd just like to know how Hoseok would treat a girl who's insecure about herself? He doesn't have feelings for her, she's a close friend but she's important to him. She, however, may have feelings for him and he's not sure about it.
Hello to you too, Anonnie~
I think that Hobi would treat an insecure girl fairly well depending on how open you are to your insecurities. I honestly think that Hobi would have lesser tolerance to an openly insecure girl— in the means saying, a girl that’s fishing for compliments. I’m not saying that Hobi will come off as a douche or along the lines of that— I’m just saying that he’ll deal better with a girl that’s more silent about it.
When you feel uncomfortable wearing something you’re forced to wear:
/ fidgets /
' (y / n ) - ah, what are you doing ? '
' nothing. it just doesn't feel right. '
' stop stop, you look fine. '
Then he gives you that smile, that Hobi smile and your heart just melts.
When you think you’re eating too much:
/ stops eating /
' ya, you're full already? '
' dude, i'm stuffed man. i think im eating too much '
' pff— nah. you're not, you only had like two cups of rice. eat up~ we still have dessert; i ordered your favorite~ '
And then you guys binge because you guys can. ahaha, i would tbh.
Hobi would be very chill about the compliments, considering you’re close friends. He wouldn’t over do them nor would he ignore them, I think that Hobi would say what needs to be said, and maybe a bit more here and there when the mood is right :D
Hobi is a sweetheart ok? everyone wants to be his best friend.
-a: taecocopuffs