Hello, Friend.

I'm Jennifer. Boston, 16, Going somewhere just figuring out where.

[tinybed]

dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

[hellochameleon-deactivated20161]

So my boyfriend did a thing.

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

;u;

[washingtub]

How to braid your hair:

Wet hair

Comb through

Separate at the part

Draw a pentagram on the floor

Perform blood sacrifice

Offer up your soul to the devil

Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell

Summon Satan

Ask Satan to braid your hair

[lucifersblog]

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

im going to be this father

[georgeorsonwelles-deactivated20]

Ryan McHenry, creator of the “Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal” vines recently passed away from cancer at the age of 27. Ryan created this vine in his memory. You can donate to a fund to support sarcoma research here.    

[janderzen]

Me as a judge

Me: what's they sign

Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?

Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe

Lawyer: ummm....libra your honor

Me: guilty

Jury: tru

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

[dailydot]

[0rdi-deactivated20190106]

[lonely-pornstar]

don’t skip this vine lol

[buried-a-lie-blog]

HELP

[ravenbow]

DON’T SKK IP THIS FVINE

[tomshardy]

[janderzen]

me: I'm queen of hell I'm the baddest bitch look at my eyebrows

friends: shhhh u are the world's tiniest puff pastry

me: I WILL FIGHT

friends: stop before u leak strawberry filling

[pleatedjeans]

[bourneblack-deactivated20191113]

possible causes of civil war

[findingmy-path]

omg this was so accurate

[civilwhore]

me on the left tbh..

[baneshee]

[licktalk]

white kids are literally Satan. This little boys caption read “kids being racist to me and calling me an afghani terrorist please dont act like this towards people like me if u dont know im not muslim im sikh” Bless his adorable little soul.

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

man this shit make me cry kid

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

[gothiccharmschool]

This should not make me laugh as much as it does.

[lesbianpdf-deactivated20161214]

no one is safe