Frunky Fresh

Tall & Tired ESFJ libra pan they/she

[guerrillatech]

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[the-girl-next-door-ashleeb]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when my mom was my age she had 2 children in elementary school and today im waking up early to hit the bong before doing my job (drawing pornography)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

guess which one of us is happy

[toskarin]

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

[omni-rhombus]

Lemme look something up...

[omni-rhombus]

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

[lorz-ix]

Thank you so much for bringing the spanish joy of making fun of Carrero Blanco's death to a wider audience. Don't worry, he was a fascist, it's morally acceptable.

[romanceyourdemons]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[chipsncookies]

[fairuzfan]

I heard about this earlier but this is phenomenally good news because a lot of these manuscripts hold palestinian intellectual history dating back centuries and my friends who work in the Islamic book history field believed these all to be gone

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

we recently made a discord server for people who do drama at my school and a cis guy irl has randomly decided to one-sided beef with me. so i'm having a conversation when he rolls up & randomly pings me saying he wants more pronouns than me. and i'm like Well. This isn't hurting anyone. Maybe he'll do some introspection

so he tells me in addition to he/him, he'd also like they/them, it/its, and the "other" role. since i don't have they/them, he would therefore have more pronouns than me. so i congratulate him, but then i point out what that "other" means.

i have an en.pronouns linked on my discord with my neopronouns written down. i show him this. i explain what neopronouns are.

he then proceeds to copy&paste a list of 40 sets of neopronouns. just to "have more than me". at no point did i care about this hallucinated conflict so i tell him he wins

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

update: he's asking me to give him an "alpha/alphaed" pronoun set rn. i've told him that he needs to give me the full 5-word conjugated set before i do. this is the ultimate test for a 14 year old boy

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

this is what he came up with

[graceful-not]

[theconcealedweapon]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[pipebombgf]

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[pipebombgf]

[cristalplanetheart]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

[sabertoothwalrus]

how I balance my humors

[silly-detector]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

[sabertoothwalrus]

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

[sin-ophelia]

[i-know-too-many-greek-myths]

Humans lived in caves. Then they made their own caves, and the other things that lived in the cave followed them

[a-subscription-box]

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