we're not going to be fucking suck this year!!!

Amie/25/🏳️‍🌈🇸🇮 🇭🇷/ i love the angry ice game. come scream with me about the stars and caps

[ozempicofficial]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[lotstradamus]

I’ve thought about this scene every day for three months

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

Oh, Bonnie McMurray.

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

[wingsseni]

hollanov & the hollanovlings, family vacay memories 🦋

[mollybeenoel]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[gabrielagresteofficial]

What is your opinion on child neglect? Specifically in regards to your son

he has three whole pinball machines and i don’t even make him work for me anymore. what else could he possibly need

[kanakori]

tried to draw porn today but everything looks like shit so heres armand

[mohamano]

i m not immune, dawwg i might open comms i wanna go to the tour soooo bad

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO