Texts From Hinamizawa

Proudly ruining the Higurashi tag, one drunken text at a time. In which the residents of Hinamizawa discover alcohol. Get ready to see Uncle Mion's dick. Screencaps from the anime Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, captions from Texts From Last Night. You know the drill. Submissions welcome. Blog run by freakshowimprov and animenutcase.

[phantomrose96]

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

[darkespeon11]

Someone put ‘manwhore manipulate mutiny’ in the notes

[philohoyhoy]

“First Hassan” - FGO Materials Book V

[grox]

Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser

[grox]

Jesse you'll need a quarter too. It's not free jesse

[starkeaton]

i feel like the internet is giving me a very warped idea of what breaking bad is like

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[filthburger]

the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks

[tamamita]

Wasted my time doing this

[mousouchuu-v2]

ラスペ on Twitter

(Translation by me)

[donatellotmnt]

What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?

[nokatno]

are you sure

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Are you still active?

Not at the moment, no. If you have any submissions, we’d be glad to post them, though.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Are you guys still running this blog, and will there be anymore updates?

It’s unlikely that there will be any updates in the future, but you never know.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Help The Pikes Get To A Safe Home!

Have you ever been homesick? I am, and we haven't even left yet. Our home of 16 years is being foreclosed on. And we don't have much time, and no money.

original mod here 

one of my best friends is about to get kicked out of her home without anywhere to go, and all i can think of to do is to post about it here. she needs help and money to be able to even be able to leave before the deadline, let alone to pay for a new place to stay. anything would help. maybe no one will care about a person they've never met, but... maybe someone will.

this is so important to me, and every little bit helps.  if you can help at all, please, at least consider putting in a few dollars.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Sorry for bugging you again, do we submit via Ask? Or is there some sort of link? (Sorry I'm on moble and idk about this sort of thing)

You can submit ideas through the ask, but you to submit macros, you need to hit the submit button.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Do you get these texts from somewhere online, or can people submit things?

We get the texts from Texts from Last Night. We make most of them ourselves, but people can definitely submit! :)

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

Priorities. Rena has hers in order.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

I think we can all relate to that feeling occasionally.

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

I luv dis blog so much

Happy to hear that!

[texts-from-hinamizawa]

No matter how you look at it, that's just sad.