Feminist, Trekkie

[janewayforpresident]

We need a British man to cast as the villain ... he will be wearing a suit, or possibly a cape ... Get me Mark Strong! No, Jason Isaacs!

Just bring them both ... we'll decide later.

[janewayforpresident]

There's a number of infamous and absolutely iconic Star Trek TOS episodes, need I say more, you know which ones. Which one is you? This quiz is a hot mess! And very specific to TOS!

[janewayforpresident]

Unpopular opinion: Wuthering Heights is one of the worst novels I have EVER read...so there is no way to adapt it into a movie that could possibly make it suck more than it already does...

Re-imagining it as erotic fanfic is nothing short of genius...

I hate this book with a passion...but I will be there opening weekend for this hawt mess of a movie.

[janewayforpresident]

No more of this "spend $300 to look like you're not wearing makeup."

Bring back $2 eyeliner we slept in for four days and melted with lighters we stole from our parents.

Bring back face gems and glitter, and glitter face gems.

Bring back brown and bright red lipstick, and baby blue eye shadow, and lashes for days.

Take up space. . . give me whimsy or give me death.

[janewayforpresident]

Anyone else exhausted by all the "skinny girl summer" Dr. Shar-style ads? Thanks, I actually DON'T want to lose 12lbs in a week, get lipo, or make my boobs looks smaller. . .

[janewayforpresident]

Something you should know about me is that I am, at any given moment, internally and/or externally quoting "The Crow" to things in this world that bring me joy:

Me to this stuffy I still take to bed. . .

Me to this bag of Skinny Pop. . .

Me to this cup of black coffee. . .

Me to this episode of Star Trek. . .

"Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[janewayforpresident]

Making up for all those hotmail chain emails I never sent in junior high. . .I could use a little luck right now

[janewayforpresident]

Call me old fashioned, but men just don't tell you they'll "come to thee by the moonlight" like they used too. . .

[janewayforpresident]

When my boss asks if I did the one very specific thing on the list of 9000 things they gave me. . .

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[janewayforpresident]

[janewayforpresident]

How many more Christmases am I expected to endure without Gilbert Blythe stealing my dance card during the Christmas Ball at Carmody. . . a person can only take so much disappointment!

[janewayforpresident]

Thinking about how Vera Ellen's costumes always had to be adjusted to have a high collar because she was a life-long anorexic and was incredibly self conscious about how much her collar bone protruded. . .

This is being a woman: literally killing yourself your entire life to fit into someone else's narrow vision of beauty, and then still finding something ugly about yourself.

[janewayforpresident]

Thank gawd I got that "quickly pivot and make a new plan for my entire family to start over in a new country because I am always the caregiver and the problem solver" trauma. . .

[janewayforpresident]

Me comfort rewatching LoTR leading up to election day to remind myself "there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

[janewayforpresident]

"I declare this month Tuvok-tober!"

"Sir, this is already Amok-tober. . ."

[janewayforpresident]

It is officially "state fair season," and if anyone needs me, I will be riding carousels waiting for Gordon MacRae to serenade me or falling in love with Dana Andrews on a rollercoaster. . .

[janewayforpresident]

Watching all my friends go on exciting vacations this summer while my ass is just going through the dark night of the soul. . .