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[vinelark]

khoa & tim fake uncle postfic

because i’m thinking about tim’s fake uncle again and because i’m also thinking about ghostbat: au (loosely inspired by this) set during tim’s early robin era where tim does a version of the Fake Uncle thing, which coincides with minhkhoa khan sneaking into town to spy on bruce.

the thing is, khoa has been off the grid for a while and just learned about jason--both that bruce got another kid, and that said kid had a fatal run-in with the joker. bruce had told khoa to stay out of gotham years ago, but khoa isn’t about to let that stop him once he catches up on the news and pieces together bruce’s grief spiral that only recent calmed down with the appearance of a new robin. a new robin who is, conveniently, posting a veiled job offer for an? uncle?? on the internet, and doing it entirely on his own.

so khoa fashions himself a fake struggling-but-not-too-struggling actor identity and lands himself the position of tim drake's uncle. it’s a perfect way to peek at bruce’s life while flying under the radar, because this tim kid is very eager to keep his fake uncle as separate from bruce as possible. khoa expects to be in and out of this job in a month, maybe two, as soon as he’s sure bruce is stable and not going to crumble because bruce cares so much and khoa knows it’ll be his undoing one day and—anyway. it’s a temporary gig. the kid’ll have to come up with a cover story when khoa inevitably disappears, but that’s not khoa’s problem. and tim probably shouldn’t be making up fake relatives anyway, so khoa will be teaching him a valuable lesson. (the lesson: always make sure you have collateral on someone before trusting them. you’re welcome for the parenting help, bruce!)

except. it’s not so easy to leave.

after just two weeks khoa starts realizing that:

tim is bonkers

like, off the wall bonkers

and brilliant

bad combo, khoa knows from experience

tim desperately cares about bruce and dick and alfred

but does not see himself as part of the family (hence the fake uncle thing)

khoa also realizes that tim keeps secretly patching himself up at home (because he’s downplaying any injuries after patrols) and eventually khoa is like. “okay. i don’t care what happened*, but you do have to stitch that up properly. my fake self can’t be in trouble for child endangerment.” and he patches up a surprised and wary tim. this becomes a routine.

*(khoa knows what happened, he was stalking batman on patrol that night. like most nights.)

ANYWAY. basically what i’m saying is: identity shenanigans where bruce’s ex is lurking around gotham pretending to be tim’s uncle and tim doesn’t know about the ex thing and bruce doesn’t know about the uncle being fake thing and everyone is keeping secrets from each other. and khoa goes from “this is a convenient way to spy on bruce” to “if anything happens to this unhinged baby robin i will kill everyone in this room and then myself” and ends up co-parenting tim without bruce realizing.

also in between having concerning realizations about tim’s self-preservation skills and spying on bruce, khoa finds time to have fun with it. like imagine a parent-teacher conference at tim’s school. the school calls bruce to schedule because his contact info is still on file from when tim was staying with him. but obviously khoa catches wind of this and decides to also turn up, in full uncle disguise, and spends the whole time fucking with bruce and having a blast.

like bruce was kind of checked out last year when the conferences happened and now he’s starting to claw out of his grief enough to be present and engaged. especially now that tim is staying with his “uncle” bruce is like wait. wait. and is trying to make more of an effort, so he shows up to the conference. and then at the conference khoa is just lounging in his chair like, “tim fell asleep in class? good for him, i’ve been telling him to get more sleep” and bruce is trying to be Even Better Dad to compensate while his eye is just constantly twitching.

[parent-teacher conference shenanigans with contributions from @kerosceene, @90kon, & @mammutblog:]

teacher: i won't sugar coat it, tim is very nearly failing literature

khoa: ah. a ridiculous subject anyway.

teacher: i notice tim is very... isolated. he doesn't seem to engage much with his peers, even when they try to initiate conversations with him

khoa: well children are idiots, i don't blame him

teacher: tim got in a fight—

khoa: did he win?

khoa: oh tim’s getting an A in science? we should celebrate. i’ll take him to get ice cream for dinner. we usually do that anyway but this time he can have extra sprinkles

bruce: that’s not— [deep breath] in my experience tim has trouble remembering to eat a balanced diet when left to his own devices, which is important to his growth at this age.

khoa: yeah of course. that’s why sometimes we get frozen yogurt instead

bruce: tim is lactose intolerant

khoa: [pulls out a packet of lactaid] i know

anyway!! after a bunch of shenanigans and awkward actually-taking-care-of-tim moments, something big happens where bruce and tim are in deep trouble and khoa breaks cover to burst in and rescue both batman & robin and all secrets come out. tim is shocked that he didn’t figure out who khoa was (in tim’s defense, he’s had a Lot going on) and bruce is soooo mad he didn’t see through the disguise, but also bruce is. grateful. that khoa has been there for tim, especially when khoa finally gets to do a full “get your head out of your ass” rant about the various ways tim has been pretending to be way more okay than he is.

khoa: if you’re going to CARE about people so much the least you can do is! pay attention to them!! this kid is your problem, act like it!

bruce: sounds like he might be Our problem now

khoa: only because i don’t trust you to get the job done 😤

(ALSO because khoa is literally there to lurk and observe he notices the league slipping into gotham and they end up rescuing a resurrected jason early.)

anyway i just think the concept of khoa being tim’s deus ex machina adult is so fun. like tim is on some international mission with young justice and it seems like all hope is lost and then freaking ghost-maker swans in and takes out all the enemies and gives tim a whole rant about How Is Bruce Letting You Run Around Like This, Does He Know What You’re Getting Up To In Your Spare Time, Where Even Is He. the vibe is ghost-maker dropping a (carefully patched up) robin on wayne manor doorstep with a sticky note on tim’s forehead reading TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR THINGS.

(bonus au of this au from aubrey where bruce DOES see through khoa’s disguise:

Tim: Bruce, this is my uncle--

Bruce: ANTON?!

Khoa: 😘

Tim: oh my god DID YOU FUCK MY FAKE UNCLE, BRUCE?)

also please look at this khoa and tim art again for the vibes

[shyjusticewarrior]

AU Where Damian Lives On Tim's Boat After Bruce Abandons Him In Gotham War

Inspired by DinoMightyMiranda on TikTok.

Tim: So Damian's gonna be staying on the Marina with me for a little while.

Damian: Despite the fact this place looks like a murder shack.

Bernard: *instantly emotionally adopts him*

Tim: It's hard being a single mom. Especially when you're a young adult man, he's actually your brother, and he keeps telling your boyfriend he can do better.

Damian: What do you see in Drake?

Bernard: *pulling up slideshow presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Damian: That was rhetorical-

Bernard: Too late! You're watching if you want me to keep making your favorite meals.

Damian: ... Proceed.

[majunju]

HQ!! x OHSHC

[merlinsprat]

MERTHUR WEEK 2021 day seven: free day [merthur + @dear-ao3 tags, part 1]

[fanfic-yes-please]

Merlin Outsider POV Fanfic Rec List

All fanfics are from the POV that is not the main character/couple.  All are complete.

Merthur

A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand by Eos  Rose (eosrose) - words: 248 - rating: teen

Uther knows the truth, but fear stays his hand.

Love over Lands by WingedWolf121 - words: 1,026 - rating: teen

Arthur will not marry while I am alive. Why, because I know perfectly well he’s in love with his manservant, moron! Uther’s POV

Gen - No Pairing

Life’s Little Mysteries by TheSarcasticWench - words: 2,714 - rating: K

Contrary to popular belief, Gwaine was not as unobservant as he seemed. Why anyone would think otherwise was a complete mystery to him

[jerakeenc]

June-Sept Re-recs (12)

This is the best of the best of the best of what I’ve reread in the last couple of months. I end up downgrading a lot of the fics I reread because even my tastes change over the years. These are the ones that stay awesome, even after many rereads.

(For comparison, I put a little sparkle ✨ image next to the most perfectest (yup!) fics in my regular rec posts. The fics in this post are all sparkle.)

I included my first-read date. The calendar says 2011 was ten years ago but I have my doubts.

Now We’ve Learned To Kiss The Sky by torakowalski

MCU | Clint/Coulson | Explicit | 13,800 words

“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all. “Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex. Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.

First read in 2012. It’s still so lovely.

Disclosures by gqgqqt

MCU | Clint/Coulson | Teen | 67,900 words

Phil Coulson is miserable, distrusted by most of SHIELD, and still doesn’t remember why. It’s only going to get worse before it gets better.

(2012) I didn’t think I was going to like this, this time around. But nope. Still perfect.

Quriosity by dr_girlfriend

James Bond | Bond/Q | Explicit | 79,900 words

Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

(2014) Very very good and pretty much the prototype of what I want out of the bond/q fandom.

Out of the Dead Land (orphaned on ao3)

MCU | Bucky/Steve | Mature | 62,700 words

Someone is building machines that look and act like people. Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier tries to be Bucky Barnes.

(2014) Brilliant H/C

All the Rules to Break by foxxcub

Inception | Arthur/Eames | Explicit | 27,700 words

A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn’t close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.

(2011) I love this AU. Always have, always will.

I’ve Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York) by gyzym

Inception | Arthur/Eames | Teen | 19,860 words

Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.

(2011) Another AU I will love forever. Still amazing.

Scattered Pieces of My Mind (orphaned on ao3)

Hockey RPF | Kane/Toews | Teen | 22,580 words

After one scandal too many, Patrick Kane gets traded. Eventually it stops being the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.

(2014) And this here is the prototype for my favorite H/C scenario. I feel like this rec list may be giving a bit too much away on my state of mind these days.

we were even after all, even in enmity (orphaned on ao3)

Hockey RPF | Kane/Toews | Mature | 60,000 words

“Jonathan,” Q says solemly. Something in his tone gives Jonny pause. He sits up straighter, waiting for the end of the sentence. “I regret to inform you that you’ve been traded to the St. Louis Blues. It’s been an honor and a pleasure working with you the past few years, and you will be sorely missed. Please clean out your locker before you leave today.” “That’s what Kaner said in your meeting?” Jonny asks, feeling numb. “That’s why it took so long? He was convincing you to trade me?”

(2014) Yup, you guessed it. H/C, angst, whump. Perfection.

Shelter by harriet_vane

Social Network RPF | Jesse/Andrew | Teen | 63,500 words

From the kinkmeme prompt: Some sort of AU vaguely based on Shelter! For whatever reason, Jesse has to take care of Hallie and give up his dream of being an actor. He ends up working in a dead end job when former, now successful friend (Andrew) returns home. They fall in love, etc, only Jesse can’t go away with him because he has a responsibility to his family. CUE ANGST.

(2011) I remembered the bare bones of this story and thought I probably wouldn’t enjoy it as much now… but it turned out to be excellent. Really cute AU.

here comes the sun by oflights

Social Network | Mark/Eduardo | Explicit | 56,600 words

This is a story about growing up, sad 70’s rock songs, too much hair gel, “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”, a baby with curly hair, a Geiger counter, a dog that isn’t named Max, the Chicken Dance, Cheerios, pepper-spray, drugs, sex, and a stuffed chicken named Cluckerberg, nicknamed Cluck. or: Mark raises Sean’s accidental baby, and I write the fluffiest thing ever.

(2011) And then there’s this one… I mean, who’d want to read about Mark Zuckerberg in 2021, right? I do apparently. This story still gets five huge stars from me, implausible setup and all. It’s endearing, romantic, super cute.

All The Stars And Bleeding Hearts by torakowalski

Social Network RPF | Jesse/Andrew | Explicit | 40,470 words

Notting Hill AU. In which Jesse runs a bookstore, Andrew is a famous film star and they’re both faily dorks in love.

(2011) Beautifully done!

and how many years I’ve missed you by estrella30

One Direction RPF | Harry/Nick | Explicit | 17,900 words

“So my god, Nick,” Harry folds himself down into a chair, his long legs splaying out under the table. His foot knocks into Nick’s and Nick kicks him back reflexively, his body remembering how to act around Harry even after all this time. “This is bloody crazy,” Harry shakes his head. “It’s been ages, yeah? It’s got to be like, what, five years or something?” Seven, Nick thinks to himself. You were just nineteen and I was twenty eight and it was seven years ago, not five. or, the one where Harry and Nick haven’t seen each other or been in touch in seven years and then they meet up and things happen

(2014) More angst. Frickin’ beautiful.

[multifandomfanficreclist]

James Bond Mass Fic Post

These are all 00Q unless otherwise stated.

**

The Courtship of Mr. Bond

In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

~

“I just thought you might go pay a visit,“ his mother suggested.

“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London–”

“I am far from proper gentleman company.”

“–and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

***

Offline

Bond isn’t sure what to think of the new Quartermaster, of the high tech gear and the way the man is always in his ear thanks to mandatory ear pieces for all agents. The old Q hadn’t required those things after all, and everything had worked fine. But Bond is a risk now, after Vesper, seeming to kill without noticing, without caring, and there are quiet rumors that he wont seduce his targets anymore, and that his drinking is out of control, so Q is told to keep a sharp eye on him and his mental health. Bond is irritated with the constant presence of Q, but somehow their traded insults turn into teasing jabs, and then genuine affection, and eventually they move from talking via earpiece on missions to texting every day, with messages growing more and more explicit as time goes on. But Q is nothing less than professional whenever Bond is around, and the agent has a hard time reconciling the aloof Quartermaster with the teasing devil that has him bringing himself off desperately at night to the naughty texts. Q is a man connected to his tech, and Bond is a man living in the field, and the only way to be together is offline somewhere. But which one is going to take the first step?

**

Sweet As

It’s not—the word has so much damned stigma, really.  He’s not stupid.   He likes it all: the slow, sweet drag of something thick and lovely inside his body and the fast, beating pulse that comes from fucking himself so hard and fast his wrist cramps up.  He just hasn’t seen fit to add anyone to it.  To sex.  With him.  So sure, he’s a—well, technically.

***

A Harsh and Dreadful Thing

And the first thing James asked was: "Why does my head hurt?”

And Q answered: “You got shot in the eye.”

Bond blinked with his good eye. “Well, shit.”

**

By No Ordinary Means of Communication

Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.

(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)

***

Prowl

Because there’s nothing Bond likes better than getting someone by the back of the neck.

“He tried not to think of guns or knives or straight razors, of explosives or blood or the soft throats of women. He tried for a moment not to think at all.

…he was being touched by the most dangerous man he knew, and the hazard of it snared him like a bird.”

**

Smash and Grab

Sometimes Bond found suave wasn’t entirely the most reliable option. Sometimes the smash and grab approach was far, far better.

***

Where You Are

An Omega unable to create life is a creature to be pitied, or at least, that is what society says. Q is fine with it, really. He had never wanted children anyway…and settling down with a mate never truly sounded appealing. So he’s fine with it: being alone, bearing no children. It’s fine.

Until it isn’t.

**

Adjust as Needed

This was part of a pile of 00Q disability-and-kink fics I just found randomly sitting in my Google Drive. Enjoy a Q that is both badass and realistic about his energy needs.

CW: Brief unsolicited groping by an intoxicated stranger.

***

Yours, J.

Bond sends letters. Q is vexed. Q-branch starts a betting pool. There are an appalling amount of sweets. Also, 002 is a bit of an arse.

**

Redamancy

If you write something on your skin, then it will show up on your soulmate’s skin as well.

James doesn’t quite fall in love over physics discussions and cheeky book quotes scrawled over his heart, coding and riddles inked onto his skin, but he comes close. He does.

And then he actually meets Q.

***

Curtains

Indulgent domesticity. No real plot to speak of, just Bond and Q moving in together as friends after Q is targeted and his place burnt down, and slowly progressing to being a couple.

**

Lay it Down

Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn’t.

(Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)

***

Skyfall Lodge

After Silva’s escape from MI6 custody, Alec Trevelyan drags MI6’s new, brilliant Quartermaster to the safest place he knows: Skyfall Lodge, home of reclusive ex-soldier, James Bond.

Grudgingly, Q accepts the technological isolation as necessary for his own safety, and he begins to regard Bond as a possible diversion to pass the time until Silva is eliminated and it’s safe for Q to return to London. He never expects Bond to become so much more.

**

Blue Eyed Monster

Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position.  Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

Enter MI6’s new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile.   Curious 00-agents and young boffins don’t always mix in predictable ways…

***

Quriosity

COMPLETE!  Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

Excerpt:

“Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally.” In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q’s pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond’s cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

“You’re wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line.” The words slipped out of Bond’s mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn’t realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

**

The Haunting of Skyfall Lodge

All his life, Q has seen ghosts. For years, he’s searched for scientific proof to back up what he knows to be true. Finally, he starts a YouTube channel to chronicle his adventures of exploring haunted sites.

His latest location: Skyfall Lodge.

[janewithab]

Miraculous prompt #2

Like canon divergence completely

Magic au ;)

With marinette and adrien having magic like sabrina the teenage witch magic and knowing each other magic (and being friends) but making it a secret to everyone and saving the world, because magic threats :)

Chaotic adrien and marinette

A world building

Maybe they have a mentor

Or they have tikki and place as their cats

No one knows about the magical community except them.

Them being dorks and us loving it because of it.

To be continued because I kbow I want to write more to this but I don't know what...

[janewithab]

So miraculous prompt: How about marinette being trained by su han.. Worldbuilding and lessons learned like do you feel me??

Like marinetre gets a fucking mentor from Su han, maybe he gets to meet Adrien to and mentors him in other things.

They getting the support they need, chaos ensues.

With Marinette/ladybug doing shenanigans with her new powers. And adrien cheering her on.

Adrien being clueless boy but at the same time a smart cookie helping with research and babysitting kwamis

Adrinette being less toxic (with a talk with Su han on healthy relationships :D) and ladynoir being more close. Also Adrien gets to eat 2021. Go away Lila!

And...

Worldbuilding!! Change the canon if you need it's very chaotic we know it!

Who were the miraculous users in the past??

Any powers they can ver with their miraculous, marinette powers like from Mr. pigeon 72 is literally infinite, what about chat noir they should be balanced so I see that both of them should have equal powers.

Can they use their powers without transforming?? Yess... No? Maybe :))))

I'm sorry for the rant here it is though ;)

To many tags I got carried away :D

[janewithab]

So... I have been obsessed with mlb since forever...

Closet fan here ;)

It's very embarassing how much theories I know about miraculous ladybug really :')

[ohmyadrien]

Adrien: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

[ohmyadrien]

Marinette, bad at flirting: I like your name Adrien, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

[janewithab]

Ok, I just found out that livejournal is full of chyan fics, like

:>

Ao3 is still my bae

[comingupwithjoshdun]

yo any chyan fic recs? i need more of these gay boys in my life

oh jeez so many... 

Boy Disease by ElvenSorceress

Unforgettable by bribitribbit

never danced like this before by prettydizzeed

Dance Lessons by flannery_culp

Homerun Summer by brightblackholes (one shot)

sport and sounds by orphan_account (one shot)

I Wanna Dance With Somebody by prettydizzeed

Of Peruvian Hats and Peppermint Kisses by magickalmolly (one shot)

no fear by grumpeaches

Long Distance by foolishgames (one shot)

Rehearsals by foolishgames 

Cousins Eve by queenitsy

I Will by queenitsy

A New Chance by few(Jennifew) (one shot)

(shameless plug for the next 2)

Can I Have This Dance? by damnwellworthit (one shot) 

Someone New by damnwellworthit (one shot)

I could honestly probably rec more but going through my Ao3 history these are the ones I remember really enjoying. 

Enjoy my friend... I love these boys with my whole heart. 

[friendofhayley]

If you’re a fic writer, just know I love you. (This list is pretty short because I haven’t had time to read much.) Here are the best fics I read in September that I recommend! This rec includes 7 fics from the High School Musical, The Witcher, and Teen Wolf fandoms. The starred ones are shooting stars that eviscerated me.

Chyan (High School Musical)

1. I Wanna Dance With Somebody by @campgender | an AU of HSM3 - Chad is a chaotic bi in love - i’ve never seen HS3 but this is what i imagine it to be - pure Ryan & Kelsi friendship - 24k

As Chad is heading to his car—used, very used, but his, which made waiting tables all summer totally worth it, although he’s never going to admit that to Troy—he sees Ryan walking in the opposite direction, out of the mascot costume by now. His clothes look dry, and he’s definitely towelled off his hair; it’s sticking up worse than it did the one time in September when someone made the mistake of yanking Ryan’s hat off his head during homeroom. Chad looks around, but he doesn’t see any other cars in the parking lot besides the one he knows to be Jason’s, so he figures Ryan must be waiting for someone to come pick him up.

“Hey, Evans!” he calls. “Need a ride to the afterparty?”

2. Boy Disease by ElvenSorceress | just meta enough to be cheeky - good sister Sharpay - slow burn - they both deserve more than coward!Disney gave them - 72k

A conversation in the locker room leads Chad to a realization. One he intends to do something about.

3. *Ryan’s Three Rules* by queenitsy | Ryan is appropriately portrayed as privileged af - homophobia - coming out - Chad’s parents are the GOAT - 48k

Ryan has three rules he lives by: One, always wear a hat; two, only trust an Evans; and three, never, ever get involved with someone in the closet.

Geraskier (The Witcher)

4. *Even a small love* by shecrows | miscommunication - Geralt is a himbo who thinks he doesn’t deserve love - dubious consent involving magic - mutual pining - 22k

“Well,” Jaskier replies distractedly. “Lots of things want to strangle you.”

“You don’t.”

It isn’t a particularly troublesome accusation, or even necessarily an accusation at all.

5. *The Bard of Kaer Morhen* by @jaskierswolf | Jaskier has no self-preservation - touch-starved Witchers - different first meeting AU - thirsty Jaskier - 10k

In which Geralt is not the first witcher that Jaskier meets. He’s completely enthralled when a witcher saves his life whilst he was studying at Oxenfurt and makes it his life’s work to change the world’s opinion of witchers. Meanwhile Geralt is intrigued by the amorous bard that Eskel has befriended and sets out to find out more.

Sterek (Teen Wolf)

6. what a big heart i have (better to love you with) by @crazyassmurdererwall | Halloween fic!!! - mutual pining - Alive Hale family - spark Stiles - 20k

Stiles has a massive thing for Derek Hale.

This is not news. Stiles, after all, has been carrying a torch for Derek ever since they bumped into each other at a taco cart at the start of his freshman year.

But what is news? With no hope of ever capturing Derek’s attention, Stiles is thinking it might be time to let that torch go. Try to let it burn out.

7. *Waiting* by @isthatbloodonhisshirt | sorry for tagging you in every one of these! you’re just too good at what you do - feral Derek - Stiles is soft - mates - it’s so cute y’all - 81k

Not wanting to think on it took much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.

“Not too close, he bites.”

Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.

[clotpoleofcamelot]

arthur: you’re so fucking beautiful

arthur: it pisses me off

arthur: all i can think about are your stupid lips and long ass eyelashes

arthur: and i have a rePUTATION to keep

arthur: so if you could stop i would love that thanks

merlin: .......... thank you???

[clotpoleofcamelot]

arthur: *to gwaine* still short i see

gwaine: still acting straight i see

arthur: how the FUCK do you know i’m not straight

gwaine: maybe stop staring at merlin 24/7?!

arthur: *splutters*