Jane said, Lisbon said @janexlisbon - Tumblr Blog

– What were you thinking, leaving this man alone at an event like that?

– No excuses. I mistakely treated him as a responsible adult.

We don't discuss our personal lives in this unit. It's not useful, and It's not professional.

– Don't fret. I wouldn't seduce you over a meal. That would be very sophomoric.

– I didn't think you were trying to seduce me.

– Come on. How could that thought not have entered your head? Your denial that it did intrigues me.

– Bite me.

Being sorry is a far worse punishment than being dead. Everybody dies. Very few people ever feel truly sorry for the bad things they've done.

You allow him to pull that stuff again, and you'll be showing visitors around the statehouse in a stupid hat.

– You hypnotized her, didn't you?

– I certainly did not. Okay. No. Yes, I did hypnotize her, but—

– But nothing. It's unprofessional, and it's illegal.

I'm asking you to come back. Because... because you're useful to the team. No! No, I won't say 'please', go screw yourself! … Jackass.

He's a consultant. You want CBI assistance? He comes as part of the package.

– You okay?

– Absolutely.

– Get some sleep.

– Morning everybody. How was your flight?

– Go away. You're on suspension.

– Thank you. Mandated leave. Ends next week.

– So come back next week.

I tell you this because I want you to understand there's no point hiding things from me.

My name's Patrick Jane. I'm here to help you. Would you like a cup of tea?

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