Untittled

hey we're sam and ares welcome to the shitshow ✌️

[whitepeopletwitter]

Merriam-Webster is a savage

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[seerofmike]

i took 5 mins out of my day to make this image

[wastingcandles]

Vintage IWW 4 hour workday prints

[puthy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[loveamongthesailors]

Put sea water in your bong and meet posiedon

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[hustlerose]

no babe its not cheating its called singular-consentual polyamory and im fucking valid ok

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

[brunz]

You, my sir, win all the internetz today. May I suck your epic cock? 

[brunz]

die

[setheverman]

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

[setheverman]

your WHAT

[ichigotchipng]

here.......for you

[bobacupcake]

thank you

[rarepatrickstumppics]

Heavy metal broke my

*right dab*

*left dab*

HEART.

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen