hiatus

hama/18/f blog where i shitpost i stan an idiot named moon jongup

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chaudx]

[trashwarden]

When your VA is giving you bad rep...

(obligatory patreon mention)

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

[swarnpert]

i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng

[liloury-deactivated20180113]

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

[thisisallilistentoanymore]

Some people haven’t seen the moment in the Feel So Good MV where B.A.P. hang themselves up like coats from tiny coat racks, and it shows.

[ztals-deactivated20210604]

happy birthday peach. 🍑

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[hoyasumi]

she’s back japan version photobook scanned by baby gyu | do not edit

[shinspirit]

songs that turn 10 years old in 2020

[shineeprint]

[k-eke]

[jangup]

lmao people shit on jj because of the latest star wars but lets not forget that rian derailed the whole thing in the previous episode

[nightincrow]

[crimson-chains]

Dimitri! :D

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.