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caoten

isaac newton's laws of pregnancy. the ass baby is stored in the balls.

caoten

spread dad cheeks. not love.

#la bonaj vortoj

firstgrave

“I’ll fuck your dad” bisexual women looooove weaponizing their sexuality against homosexuals instead of listening to genuine criticism.

Weaponizing my sexuality to become your stepparent

april

cats will be like “mreep” and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

bestiee-deactivated20210809

b words are always the greatest bestie babe bisexual so on and so forth

boobs

after this procedure, im going to be the first Twink Milf

jame7t

the surgery was a failure! I’m a creature now

pwesident

a surgery failure but a diversity win!

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cursed-and-haunted

some of you have never been hunted for sport and it shows

cursed-and-haunted

but soon that will change

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tytoalbion

Girls…are like strawberries

tytoalbion

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

mothcomrade-deactivated20251025

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

#me and my two roommates

literally only coming on here to check the latest supernatural news

#spn #la bonaj vortoj #checking the trending tags like every second day or so

strongermonster

why do the bots on this site constantly have the best bios

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solarpunkwitchcraft

The point of getting rid of the death penalty isn’t that there are some innocent people on it. The point of prison abolition isn’t that there are some innocent people in prison.

The point is that the state shouldn’t have the power to kill people. The point is that the prison system commits systemic abuses of human rights, doesn’t reduce crime, is deeply racist, and doesn’t take the desires of the victims into account. To argue about whether one individual on death row or with a life sentence is innocent or guilty is just a distraction from the central issues, which is that these institutions are unjust and should not exist

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the more i think about it maybe it was for the best that my ex girlfriend dumped me..... i remember her getting angry at me and saying "you don't take me seriously, you never let me have my own opinions!" and i asked when, like give me an example and she literally bust out "like when i said i support the death penalty-" like WHAT i thought you were joking wtf

#we're not even americans! death penalty isnt even a debate #let me check when the last execution was in sweden #1910 #i thought it was earlier but still!#what the fuck #i remember he r saying like 'rapists should be killed i think they should get the dealth penalty' and i said 'no you dont'#bc i thought she was using hyperbole!#like wow #the red flags were there #and then she had the stomach to said ''well maybe we shouldnt talk politics then'' and i just. dude i dont think this counts as 'politics'#when she said that first thing about me not letting her have her own opinions i couldnt help myself like my mouth just :O and i literally #''i thought you were joking! i didnt even know people fr had that opinion at all. like maybe fascists but no one else! its fucked up #yea anyway #she also just gernerally insulted me and my friends and our interests and tastes regularly #and said things like ''i dont care about your job/day/exam'' but 'as a joke' etc etc #then she ghosted me and threw me out into homelessness after telling me i hadnt done anything wrong and she just didnt have romantic feelin #said she wanted to be friends and we were best friends for 7 years and since we broke up shes contacted me once in over 3 months #and that time was to tell me she was out doing coke. which she knew i didnt encourage. so she just wanted to tell me she doesnt care #like cool #i hope you #hm #anyway we dated for a 6 month period during which i took care of her during her illness all my days off and helped her economically #and accompanied her to her appointments and stayed up calling for 3 hours at night regularly and texted and checked it #and listened to her talking mostly and really just... i guess it was all very she centric.#anyway yea #TW SUICIDE #if she calls me like once she falls back into depression after the summer like calls me like 'hi im on the tracks'#honestly im just gonna be like 'tough' and hang up #i dont care

fearthefuzzybear

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abandonrun

*gets flung horizontally onto another tab*

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girl4pay

backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better

girl4pay

arranged divorce

girl4pay

you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out

girl4pay

you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia