You Damn Kids

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you kids.

pretty-boy-palmer-glass

Me?! You’re the one who said Stranger Things, okay?!

I put two words together oh my god. Do I look like I can afford a Netflix account?

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

That’s an accuracy level I can live with.

...Please tell me they’re just rats.

Yeah. Rats...

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

Can you think of someone that isn’t you for once in your life? 🤦🏼‍♀️

You sound just like my mother.

Guess it’s good practice considering I’m due soon, but that’s beside the point. Please just make sure there’s no dead bodies in the basement.

I can say with ninety-nine percent accuracy that there are no dead bodies in the basement.

Human bodies, that is. I will not comment on the amount of animal bodies in the basement.

pretty-boy-palmer-glass

DID SOMEBODY SAY STRANGER THINGS?!

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you kids.

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

Can you think of someone that isn’t you for once in your life? 🤦🏼‍♀️

You sound just like my mother.

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

maddmaths

Maybe we need to put a ban on playing rocks.

I say we encourage them, the less children I have to deal with the better.

I do still play.

melodiesofmelancholy

Black metal...

I can dig it.

Was all I had to do to relate to you kids is bring up my edgy teenage years?

flawedexistence

I’m more of a nu metal fan myself... But black metal is respectable.

I can’t blame you. Nu metal actually sounds decent.

this is all i can think of bro

Not exactly.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

you were in a what

Not you too.

wait what kind of band was it put it into .. uh..... prospective

Black metal. It never went anywhere.

xxnxnxnxnxnxndjsjsnsn WOW

I think the genre suits me.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

You what

What, is it really that crazy to think I could have been in a band?

Honestly I'd be surprised if any of the staff were

What did you play, Shel?

Guitar, mostly. Sometimes vocals.

Damn son

That's badass

We sounded like absolute ass and took pride in it.

I really thought I was the coolest.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

You what

What, is it really that crazy to think I could have been in a band?

Honestly I'd be surprised if any of the staff were

What did you play, Shel?