I’ve Got No Soul to Sell

Reznor Hansen | 17 | Goth | Canis Canem Edit RP | FC: Benjamin Jarvis

[bullworthsnihilist]

im home of sexual

[flawedexistence]

Me too.

[bullworthsnihilist]

damn thats gay

[flawedexistence]

You’re not wrong

[bullworthsnihilist]

im home of sexual

[flawedexistence]

Me too.

[flawedexistence]

Leave the body and leave it cold.

[va-va-valentine]

❤️🤡 clowns 🤡❤️

[flawedexistence]

I’ll never understand this.

[flawedexistence]

@xxx-dark-skies-xxx @va-va-valentine

I don’t think we’ve gone out properly in awhile. We should change that, if you’re both up to it.

[melodiesofmelancholy]

Please ignore the sounds of violent lovemaking, I need help.

[flawedexistence]

What do you need?

[melodiesofmelancholy]

Asking as a totally objective third party….

How do you ask a tall, distressingly muscular, 1 brain-cell having Hispanic out?

[flawedexistence]

Appeal to his one brain cell. Then ask if he wants to strengthen his brain cell with you sometime.

[melodiesofmelancholy]

Please ignore the sounds of violent lovemaking, I need help.

[flawedexistence]

What do you need?

[xxx-dark-skies-xxx]

Uh, I’ll get back to you on that...

[flawedexistence]

I’m going to go nap instead of figuring out whatever that is.

Wanna join me?

[xxx-dark-skies-xxx]

Yes! I hear plausible deniability is all the rage these days. 🖤

[flawedexistence]

It is, considering it’s the only way to live around here. 🖤

[xxx-dark-skies-xxx]

Uh, I’ll get back to you on that...

[flawedexistence]

I’m going to go nap instead of figuring out whatever that is.

Wanna join me?

[eternallyvalerian]

WE WILL BEGIN THE FEAST TONIGHT.

[flawedexistence]

We’ll what now

[eternallyvalerian]

CONSUME THE FLESH AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF OUR SWORN ENEMIES.

[flawedexistence]

Wh...

Okay. Enjoy. Please clean up after you’re done.

[eternallyvalerian]

WE WILL BEGIN THE FEAST TONIGHT.

[flawedexistence]

We’ll what now

[flawedexistence]

I’m more of a nu metal fan myself... But black metal is respectable.

[janitvrial]

I can’t blame you. Nu metal actually sounds decent.

[flawedexistence]

All metal is okay in its own ways, I think. Some people think nu metal is weaker.

[flawedexistence]

I’m more of a nu metal fan myself... But black metal is respectable.

[xxx-dark-skies-xxx]

@flawedexistence @va-va-valentine thanks for not being... like that...

Love you, boys. 🖤

[flawedexistence]

I actively try to be the opposite of that. I’m glad it’s working. Love you. 🖤

[va-va-valentine]

cisgender men will urinate all over the bathroom floor and then leave without washing their hands.

my mood is soiled and my evening is ruined.

[flawedexistence]

Anything I can do to make it better for you?

[va-va-valentine]

promise me you’ll aim for the toilet bowl when we move in together, darling?

[flawedexistence]

You got it. I always wash my hands though so I don’t think I need to promise that.

[va-va-valentine]

cisgender men will urinate all over the bathroom floor and then leave without washing their hands.

my mood is soiled and my evening is ruined.

[flawedexistence]

Anything I can do to make it better for you?

[flawedexistence]