Look me in the eye and try to tell me this is just pure luck.
Spoiler: You can’t.
we're not kids anymore.
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@janny-smollmon
Look me in the eye and try to tell me this is just pure luck.
Spoiler: You can’t.
he trained so hard, all his hair fell off
I look good as a caped baldy!
You look better as a Lex Luthor than Jesse Einsburg, however it’s spelled, does.
Everyone share this video by the Youtube channel “DramaAlert” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdID-RltxQk and warn any parents you know who’s kids watch Minecraft on Youtube or play Minecraft on PC or console, there’s been more, and more pedophiles found in the community and most recently the Youtuber “Lionmaker” (Age 27) has been found and sadly Tweeted out nudes of a 15 year old fan who he had been in a relationship with, we don’t need more of this kind of stuff going on, keep your kids under supervision when surfing the Interwebz and monitor their messages when they’re talking to strangers.
Definitely respect girls with dicks, girls with dicks are awesome.
how does one pull off the john cena haircut so perfectly @markiplier
delete this off the internet
Looks more like a Dwayne Johnson hair than John Cena hair.
What’s Markiplier when he’s Sassy?
Sassiplier.
Explains her affection toward Bruce, the man is a walking definition of Justice when he puts the cowl on.
Dec 18th, 2015: Minecraft Playstation / Xbox Console Edition gets huge update - check out the trailer & feature list:
New items for all modes
Armour Stand, Raw Rabbit, Cooked Rabbit, Rabbit Stew, Raw Mutton, Cooked Mutton, Rabbit’s Foot, Rabbit Hide, Potion of Leaping, Potion of Water Breathing, Salmon, Cooked Salmon, Clownfish, Pufferfish, Blue Orchid, Allium, Azure Bluet, Tulips, Oxeye Daisy, Sunflower, Lilac, Poppy (replaces Rose), Rose Bush, Peony, Double Tall Grass, Large Ferns, Prismarine Crystals, and Prismarine Shard have all been added!
New items for Creative Mode
Rabbit Spawn Egg, Endermite Spawn Egg, and Guardian Spawn Egg can now be used in Creative Mode.
New blocks
Podzol, Granite, Polished Granite, Andesite, Polished Andesite, Diorite, Polished Diorite, Prismarine, Dark Prismarine, Prismarine Bricks, Red Sand, Red Sandstone, Smooth Red Sandstone, Chiseled Red Sandstone, Red Sandstone Stairs, Sea Lanterns, Wet Sponge, Slime Blocks, Coarse Dirt, Packed Ice, Acacia Saplings, and Dark Oak Saplings are now available in-game.
New mobs
Endermite, Guardian, Elder Guardian, Rabbit, and Chicken Jockey now roam the lands!
New biomes
Mesa, Mega Taiga, Roofed Forest, Birch Forest, Forest, Savanna, Extreme Hills+, Deep Ocean, and Snowless Taiga are all available for exploration.
PLUS:
Treasure can now be caught while fishing. There are a lot of cool things to find!
Enchanting now consumes Lapis Lazuli, and enchanting books can receive multiple enchants at once.
Villagers now have additional professions, and will harvest crops and breed. To encourage that kind of behaviour, give them 3 bread, 12 carrots, or 1 potato. They’ll also turn into Witches when struck by lightning.
Now any rectangular shape from 4x5 to 23x23 will work as a Nether Portal. Ghasts can travel through them too.
You can use Pumpkins or Wither Skeleton Skulls to spawn Golems and Withers.
We’ve rebalanced the Anvils.
Moss Stone, Mossy Stone Bricks and Chiseled Stone Bricks are now obtainable via crafting.
You can now use a furnace to create Cracked Stone Bricks and Sponge.
Empty Furnaces will now only accept fuel and empty Buckets in the fuel slot.
Item Frames now emit a Redstone signal, and can rotate in 8 directions.
Redstone comparators can now detect the rotation of an item in an item frame and output an equivalent power signal.
Buttons can now be placed on the top and bottom of blocks.
Powered Activator rails now dismount entities riding Minecarts.
Water-filled Cauldrons will put out burning entities, taking away one water level each time.
When harvested with Silk Touch enchantment, Huge Mushroom Blocks drop blocks with corresponding Mushroom texture (red or brown) on all sides.
We’ve reintroduced Sponge to Survival Mode with new behaviour and texture.
Sugar Cane colour is now affected by biome.
Baby Zombies now drop XP Orbs.
Creepers can now be ignited with Flint and Steel.
Adult Zombie Pigmen will now forgive after a short time.
Witches now drink a Potion of Water Breathing when they are trapped underwater and can drop a Potion of Water Breathing upon death.
Melons can now be found in patches similar to Pumpkins in the Jungle Biome.
Swamp Biomes now feature Blue Orchid Flowers.
Plains Biomes now generate Azure Bluets, Oxeye Daises, Tulips, and Double Tall Grass.
Extreme Hills Biomes now feature Snow at higher elevations.
Ocean Biomes now only feature Gravel on the floor instead of Sand, Dirt and Gravel.
Desert Temples spawn with Stained Clay instead of Dyed Wool.
Ocean Monuments now feature.
New enchantments - Luck of the Sea (I-III), Lure (I-III), Depth Strider (I-III) -have been added.
Don’t get excited if you’re a poor sap in North America, we haven’t gotten the update yet.
well this is my first stab at a realistic drawing of @markiplier… at first I hated it but after shading I decided it wasn’t that bad for a first try! ^-^
hot damn I’m a sexy bitch
Reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where Squidward gets hit by the door when Spongebob opens it and then he’s instantly the sexiest thing under the sea.
Sometimes darkness can show you the light.
“bisexuality isn’t real, you can only be attracted to one” ill fuck ur bitch and ur brother u fucking corn nugget
Hell, throw your transexual half sister’s cousin’s friend into the mix and I’ll fuck them as well.
A penis is also called a cock because it rises in the morning.
@janny-smollmon
Why am I getting mentioned just because a cock is mentioned? lol
because you like dirty jokes as much as me
Nah, my mind is completely innocent and pure. xD
A penis is also called a cock because it rises in the morning.
@janny-smollmon
Why am I getting mentioned just because a cock is mentioned? lol
I have more online friends than “real” friends.
*silently lip syncs and dances to Panic! at the Disco*
вaвe?
Mark: "нey вaвe."
Jack: "yea вaвe?"
Mark: "ι love yoυ вaвe."
Jack: "oмg вaвe, ι love yoυ тoo вaвe."
Felix: "нey gυyѕ, can yoυ ѕнυт тнe ғυcĸ υp pleaѕe?"
I keep forgetting that there’s a message thing on Tumblr now because there’s no one that messages me, I just keep seeing the icon and being like “What the fuck?”. lol