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when is it going to become mainstream that clark kent is an alien and he should have ruts and a dick with weird shit on it? cause i think we’re a bit overdue.
thinking about clark fucking you so relentlessly because “o-oh i can’t stop baby i’m so sorry fu-frick!” and you just have to take it bc he won’t even let you go until it’s over. just round after round after round. he never runs out of energy. every time you think he might be slowing down, the sun rises again and it’s like a burst of energy just hits him.
then of course we have the topic of his dick with fucking pincers on it and knot that likes to appear every time he comes. the pincers are relatively small, soft, and smooth, more there to catch on your walls and keep him in than actually pinch you. but they make a hell of a difference anyway. dragging on your walls time and time again and getting harder as he gets closer. you’re a wild mess as you thrash and try to get away from the immense pleasure but clark’s grip is too strong.
“don’t run away from me baby, i need you. i need this so bad. i know it’s a lot, but i know you can handle it. you’re my strong girl aren’t you? yeah you are. you’re my strong girl.” saying anything and everything to calm you down as you moan out. he knows he’s about to come and his knot is even more intense than his hardening pincers.
bruce wayne x pregnant!reader
"sweetheart, are you sure you don't want to wear a different coat?" bruce asked. he had been trailing behind you as you tore both closets apart in pursuit of warmth.
you had decided on his navy coat. the one with italian-imported cashmere, hand stitched hemming, and too many visits to the tailor for alterations. you'd sworn up and down it was "so extra" when he first commissioned it.
"no, i do not, honey." you replied, a tad bitterly.
stubbornness. that was great.
bruce tried to keep the edge out of his voice, "what about that jacket you bought in–"
"none of mine fit me." you snapped, slipping the coat on. "maybe you should have put more thought into that before getting me pregnant, bruce."
"that's..." bruce let out a long sigh as he rubbed his temple. he gave a moment's consideration to his words before he spoke again, "y/n. i love when you wear my clothes, you know this. it's just..maybe we should look for a different coat? that color doesn't really go with your outfit anyways. fault of the coat of course."
"i don't care if the coat matches my outfit or not! i'm about to have a baby in like three weeks. so long as something fits and is warm, fashion is the least of my worries."
bruce's jaw worked for a moment before he let out a small disbelieving laugh, "baby, you cared yesterday.."
"yes, well, that was yesterday." you muttered as you shoved your hands into each respective pocket of the coat.
bruce visibly winced, which you raised your eyebrows at.
"if you're hiding your burner phone in here, you should have found a better–" the words died on your tongue as your fingers closed around something small in one of the pockets. you glanced at bruce.
he stared back with a small grimace on his face, his lips pursed into a thin line.
you pulled the little object out before staring at it.
a square...box.
oh.
oh.
a ring box. in your favorite color.
you let out a gasp as you hurriedly looked back at bruce. he stared at the box for a moment more, an "oh well" expression blossoming across his features.
bruce met your eyes finally. "i was going to get a different box–"
you made haste shoving the box back into the jacket pocket before he could completely begin his tangent. "maybe we should look for another coat," you said, slipping it off and handing it off to him.
bruce smiled as he took the coat back from you, holding back a laugh, "you think?"
"yeah. this one doesn't go with my outfit."
note: bruce wayne who can't keep his soon-to-be-wife out of the loop for long, so he immediately starts spilling every thought he's had and every step he's taken during the proposing process to her the moment she finds out 🥹
clark kent x reader | a/n at the bottom!
tw: smut | MDNI 18+
“i’m sorry,” clark chokes out as his hips stutter against you slowly. “i’m so sorry.” he continues to cry on top of you as his cock plunges into your tight cunt. you can’t really figure out why your boyfriend is exactly crying; you’re dazed from clark pulling two orgasms from you. he really has nothing to be sorry for.
“i’m being selfish with you.”
“it’s okay, clark.” you coo up at your whiny boyfriend, your arms wrapping around his broad shoulders, letting your fingers wrap around clark’s loose, dark curls.
“you just feel really good.” he cries out, rutting his hips against you. you couldn’t help but feel dizzy at the sight of clark crying just because you feel good around him. it was intoxicating.
the thought of your strong, heavily muscular boyfriend crying and falling apart from just touching you was overwhelming. it was exciting. you never had anyone so obsessed with you the way clark was.
“you’re perfect,” he stutters out, his hips still rocking hard. your heart swells at his words; he was always so sweet to you. clark always made sure you were taken care of; he always put you first.
“i could stay here forever.” clark’s large hand wraps around your thigh, hoisting your leg up higher around his waist as he thrusts in deeper.
you blink up at clark, his face screwed up in pleasure, his body glistening in sweat, and a single dark curl falls in front of his eyes.
“baby, i need—“ he sucks in a harsh breath, moving his hips over and over, hitting the spot that always made you shiver as his fingers dig into the back of your thigh.
“you need what?” you ask, trying your hardest to actually focus on clark and his words. “what do you need, baby?”
“use your words.” you coaxed, trying to get him to repeat himself as you wipe his falling tears from his flushed cheeks.
your words pull a shudder out of clark, his words getting stuck in the back of his throat, being replaced with a groan.
“come on,” you try again, your hand gently pulling on his hair. “tell me.”
“i need to come, please.” clark whimpers, his blue eyes looking brighter than they usually are from the crying. you take pity on him, leaning up you lazily place a kiss on clark’s jaw. “go ahead, baby.” you murmur into his skin.
with your approval clark picks up his pace, trying to reach his high he’s been chasing for the past hour. with just a few sharp thrusts, he spills into you with a deep groan.
“you’re amazing, baby.” clark slurs, his head falling onto your chest, kissing you there softly. “you’re so nice to me.”
a/n: i don’t know how i feel about this one, guys
We were fighting?
Summary - They believe that you are fighting and try to make it up to you- only to find out you aren’t fighting.
Characters - Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd
Bruce Wayne
⭐︎ You and Bruce don’t fight often, which is why it makes it such a dire situation to Bruce.
⭐︎ Your fights are usually quiet ones, a comment here or there but no yelling or shouting. Bruce isn’t an explosive man, his irritation and anger runs cold. You match his energy in a way that is both good and bad, especially when you are fighting.
⭐︎ It had started with you getting angry at him getting home late from patrol. He was irritated at first that you seemed to disregard the people who needed him. Then after a few days he calm down enough to see it from your perspective.
⭐︎ Bruce Wayne is someone who believes that actions speak louder than words so he calls up your favorite florist and sends multiple bouquets of your favorite flowers to your office.
⭐︎ He is slightly nervous to talk to you since you have been a little distant after your fight. Multiple times on the walk to your office he messing with his tie, just to give himself something to do to sieve off the anxiety.
⭐︎ You are looking at the note he told the florist to write when he knocks on your door. Your smile is radiant as you look over at him, no trace of irritation or anger on your face to be seen.
Q: What is it like to be loved by a man?
clark kent x fem!(chubby!)reader
Original asks <3 | AO3
Summary: Your missing milestones mean very little to Clark.
Word count: 3.3k
Contains: Fluff & some angst. Daily Planet, reader is an archivist & Clark is Clark. Mutual pining, idiots in love, miscommunication, awkwardness. First kiss, one-sided first love & eventual true love.
A/N: I am really happy with this one, I love writing fluff more than anything in the world !!!!! Hope it satisfies my lovely requesters (@freythecrazyfae & @lovesickreader) & the rest of you bunnies :)
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What is it like to be loved by a man? Like, actually loved. Real, true, unconditional love from a guy who is mature and emotionally intelligent and admirable in character. That was what you always wanted to know, because it seemed every man you have ever crossed paths with was a piece of shit or a con artist; an expert liar or an imbecile with an unfounded penchant for misogyny. Sometimes you wished you didn’t like them so much, but you couldn’t help who you are. You liked men. And unfortunately, they didn’t seem like you back.
Love Me Half Love Me Whole
Valko Finally Bonds With You
"It's not that I don't want to mate with you," Valko sulked. "It's that you're human and the bond hurts humans a lot more."
"I'm sure I can handle it." You frowned, "How bad could it-"
"Dad said that it felt like being burned." He said softly. "It goes away after a few minutes, but those few minutes are excruciating."
You both were laying in bed, he held you tightly against his chest. You could feel every deep breath he took against yourself. His face buried where your neck met your shoulder.
"Maybe I ... I could take the pain. I mean- Women generally have better tolerance and- and you know, periods, high heels, bras- We spend our entire lives being achy and uncomfortable." You tried to reason, turning to face him in his arms. "Maybe this-"
"I couldn't ever forgive myself if I hurt you," He cupped your face, thumbs running in gentle circles on your skin.
"Please." You whispered, holding his wrists. "I want this. I want you."
"You have me- You do. There's never been another- There could never be. You're my heart- My soul-" He leaned his forehead against yours.
"Just not your bonded." You asked.
You knew this was where it hurt him. His fingers tightened just a fraction around your face before loosening again.
"Valko-" You nudged his nose with yours, making him meet your eyes. "I can handle it. I promise. I want it. You." You told him again. "Don't you want to feel me? In the back of your mind? Don't you want us to be tethered forever?"
"Don't be like that-" His mouth quivered, "Of course, I do. But I- I can't. I can't be the reason you cry." He hid his face against your chest, curling up into you. You could feel the dampness of his tears against your skin. "I can't be the reason you hurt."
You rubbed his back gently, shushing him. He whined, his ears popping up and flattening. He was losing control of his emotions- They were overwhelming him. Hence, the ears and tail.
"Please- Please don't ask me to hurt you." He openly wept at this point, arms wrapped around your waist.
You let it go for now. You knew pushing him right now wouldn't help anyone.
This was a conversation that came around every moon. You'd been together for a while now and even though Valko knew that you were his mate, the moment he met you- He still refused to bond with you. You understood the toll it took on him but you felt frustrated as well. You had a ring on your finger but no bite on your neck.
It felt half-assed.
It felt as if he could just leave whenever he wanted. You knew he wouldn't but if something were to happen to him- You stopped before you spiralled to much.
Then there was the issue of his scent still being that of an unbonded wolf. You weren't the jealous type- Okay, scratch that- You were the jealous type and you wanted him to smell like you. Like he belonged to you.
Valko wasn't an idiot. He could sense you pulling away from him. He knew he was to blame but somehow this hurt more. You telling him that you were busy- You taking rain cheques for date nights- You coming to bed so late that he would already be asleep- You turning over, sleeping with your back to him and pushing him off when he tried to cuddle.
It took three and a half weeks until he was at his breaking point. The full moon was coming, his emotions were running high and he just wanted his mate with him.
"Please, come to bed." He asked, standing at the door of the study.
"I'll come in a while." You didn't look up from the book.
"It's lonely without you." He shifted his weight from foot to foot. "I miss you." You kept staring at the page, not reading a single word. He knew it. He saw that your eyes weren't moving. "Why are you punishing me for protecting you?"
Thats made you laugh but not in a fun, amusing way.
You snapped the book shut and he flinched. He could feel his wolf pawing for you, he could feel his body wanting to fall to his knees in forgiveness and promise to give you anything you ask for. But he couldn't. Because he knew what you'd ask for and he simply couldn't.
"Were you ever going to bond with me?" You asked pointedly and he looked like he'd been slapped.
"How could-" His voice faltered but you just shrugged.
"How can I not?" You finally look at him. Tired eyes, broken heart. "Every month, I ask. Every month, you tell me it'll hurt. It's been years. I'm tired. I want my husband."
"I'm here- Please- I'm right here-" He took quick steps towards you but you shook your head and took one step away, making him stop in his tracks.
"How long?" You asked, "How long until you actually do it or will we spend our entire lives unbonded?"
He took your name in a shaky breath. "Don't make me choose."
"You already have!" You cried out. "You chose to not bond! You chose to decide for the both of us!"
Valko stayed silent for a while. "Mama told me how badly dad screamed when she bonded him. I can't do that-"
"And then? What happened after that?" You asked.
"What?" He looked at you confused.
"What happened after the pain?" You asked slowly.
"They- They're happy. Been together 43 years. They still look at each other like they're newly bonded. They know each other's minds, souls, hearts in a way that no one can else can. Could." Valko looked down.
"You keep focusing on the pain." You reached for him, touching his cheek. He sighed in relief at your touch, his shoulders dropping. His hand wrapped around your wrist and kissed at your palm. "You need to focus on what comes after the pain."
"I can't- I can't be the reason you feel pain." He begged as always.
"What if something happens to me? You'd be fine to have never bonded with me? Your wolf would never feel my loss. It will never grieve me. It will never know what he's lost." You spoke softly. "Are you truly okay with only loving me with half of yourself?"
Valko knew the answer and he hated himself for it.
Since the first time he'd met you, all his wolf has wanted is to sink it's teeth deep in your flesh and mark you as his. Have your scent mingle with her. Have you carry a permanent mark of him always. Be connected to you in a way that transcends logic. And since the first time he'd met you, he'd done his best to keep the wolf caged and in control so to not hurt you in any way.
"This moon." He whispered. "I promise."
And true to his word, when the full moon finally came, he didn't hide himself away. He laid you down on your marital bed and towered above you.
"You can stop me at any point, okay?" He whispered between gentle kisses.
His hands holding you like you were something sacred. All the years you'd been together, it never felt like this. So... electric. So delicate.
He could smell it all. The air was thick with your arousal, your heavy heartbeat, your desperate and gasping breaths-
"Talk me through it- Please-" You whined softly and his wolf purred with satisfaction.
"Anything you want-" He hummed, kissing and nipping at your skin, slowly, torturously pushing into you.
The stretch was always so perfect. It made you feel full in a way you couldn't explain. Pleasure would start to build instantly-
"I'm going to love you first." He said against your neck, licking at your jugular. "Just like this-"
He rolled his hips so slowly, that you felt every inch, every vein, and even the mushroomy tip as he went in and out of your pussy. You moaned, eyes fluttering shut, nails digging into his biceps. The small pinch made him chuckle.
"Come on, sweetheart- You can be meaner-" He egged you on.
You knew he was trying to even out the hurt. Make you leave angry red marks on him so the guilt of giving you the mate bite was lessen on him but no matter how hard you could drag your nails against his skin- It would be useless against his healing.
"I want it- Please-" You whimpered and he nodded.
The moonlight filtered through the blinds and he felt the shift within himself. He was more beastly and all the beast wanted was to become yours. He fucked into you so carefully, as he always did. You were deliirus in pleasure by the time he asked if you were ready.
That snapped you out of the haze almost instantly. You begged him with pleases and yeses. That you wanted it, wanted him. Wanted his knot, wanted his bite- Wanted everything he had to offer and more-
He licked thick stripes at your neck, mumbling how much loved you, how sorry he was- All the while rolling his hips like it was an Olympic sport.
"Please, Valko-" You whined and finally, his fangs sunk into your skin.
The pain was immediate and searing. You gasped and his hands moved from your hips to fully wrap around your waist. You were squished underneath him as he bit harder and deeper. His knot swelled in tandem and stretching you to the brim. The sound that escaped you could've broken Valko's heart if he wasn't completely overtaken by the wolf.
He tasted the metallic blood and stilled inside you, filling you with cum and knotting you. Your nails dug into his shoulder, blood pooling at your fingertips and then suddenly, there was clarity.
You gasped, your eyes shooting open as your entire body ached with pleasure you'd never felt before. Valko licked the blood from your neck and whined as he nosed against it, feeling the scents change in real time.
Ever so slowly, Valko pulled back a little. Your lips were parted, tears streaking your face, but your eyes were so dilated.
"Are you okay?" He asked, caressing your cheek, wiping away the tears. You nodded and he sighed softly. Leaning down to kiss you everywhere he could. Showering you with praises.
Did so well for me. My pretty girl. You were so brave. You took me so well. You let my wolf be yours. I love you- I love you- I love you-
By the time his knot went down and he helped you clean up, the air was so different. You could feel him under your skin. He could feel you in the back of his mind. And as you laid in bed, staring at each other, you at his pretty face, him at the mark he'd left on your neck, his fingertips gently tracing it.
"Does it hurt?" He whispered and you smiled, shaking your head.
"No. Not at all." You assured him.
"I'm sorry for taking so long." He leaned forward and kissed the mark again. "I promise to make it up to you for the rest of my life."
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Author's note: infold has me feeling like a widow fr fr. i barely had him and i've already lost him. i feel like we met two nights before he was meant to be deployed for war and then died as soon as he landed on the battlefield. i was so ready for him. i promise to keep him alive on my blog.
Mutual Respect...
| pairing: alpha!simon riley x beta!reader
summary: your long-time pal, simon, gets his rut set off on a mission and you were ordered to take care of him now that he was back, with your presumably passive pheromones...
word count: 830
content warning: omegaverse, ruts, simon begging to fuck you, and vulgar language. reader is also gn!
a/n: HELLOo!!1 this is my first ever fic, if you see this, please read it and give me kind feedback, bc idk what im doing!!! yay!
Just thinkin' about Omega male reader presenting~
AU where your first heat isn't inherently sexual but more like a bad flu; body temp sky rocketing, head pounding, but definitely still craving familiar Alpha scents.
Luckily, your alpha best friend is more than willing to spend your first heat with you, rationalising his actions by blaming his inner alpha for wanting to comfort you. Yeah, that's totally why he skipped school for four days to cuddle you. He spent 24h straight with you lying on top of him, your sweetening scent wafting through your room and making him go light-headed. He wouldn't have it any other way, though.
It was hard for your friend to keep his thoughts pure with the way you were constantly nuzzling against his scent gland and whining at how good his scent was, relieving your symptoms, but it was almost like his body knew it was your first heat; his body was only reacting by pouring out more of his scent.
Your first heat coulda been much worse if it wasn't for your best friend, you thanked him profusely once you were of sound mind.
AU where heats and ruts don't become sexual until much later on. As your scent matures and so do you, you notice heats becoming much harder to deal with. You notice that your friend's scented hoodie isn't enough anymore. You notice more and more slick dripping down your thighs as months go by. You notice how you can't stop thinking of the alpha, who's supposed to be your best friend, in filthy ways whenever it's that time of the month.
AU where alphas and omegas really have two first heats/ruts. Their first one when presenting, and their first sexual moon cycle. And god damn is that first sexual one intense.
You were bedridden. The room stuffy with the smell of sweat, slick, and your thick, intoxicating pheromones. Though your door was closed and locked, your desperate whines and moans as you pointlessly fingered yourself could be heard throughout the whole house. Stupidly, you didn't lock your phone away, so a very heat-brained you sent your best friend many non-sensical, horny texts and whorish voice notes. But hey, he turned up. And your heat was dealt with pretty effectively~
(;¬_¬) Alpha Tendencies - Clark Kent x Omega male reader
Word Count: 2.2k
Plot: Childhood best friends turn into something more when red kryponite forces out Clark's perverted thoughts
Featuring: Alpha (Smallville) Clark Kent x Omega male reader
Note: Presenting as A/B/O happens around 18 in this AU, not around regular puberty at 14!!!!!! ALSO! Never watched this series(?) and I know nothing abt DC other than what I've read from fanfiction so pls excuse any continuity issues and such!
Warnings: amab m!reader / FDNI ~ Minors DNI!
Alpha!Clark who's been protective over you since childhood. The two of you had been best friends and 'neighbours' since you two learnt to walk 'n talk! You were the closest house to Clark's farm; still pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but close enough that the brunette would knock on your door every day to get you outside to play together. And even though you two hadn't even presented yet, it was like you both naturally knew to settle into that Alpha-Omega rhythm. Clark would always watch out for you, his blood pressure spiking and his little fangs baring whenever you hurt yourself whilst playing or a stranger approached.
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CLARK KENT’S sexual awakening never happened. His ma did enough to hide him from the more carnal parts of life, so imagine his surprise and borderline nose-wrinkle in sex-ed junior year when he found out what adults did behind closed doors.
Even when he grew up, got a job in the Planet, made his alter-ego known, he still didn’t feel the need to… have coitus. He was too scared he’d snap some poor girl in half if he tried.
The first time he ever tried, he’d barely got the tip in before he came, embarrassingly quick. Maybe it was the nerves of it all, maybe his body was eager to get it over with. Safe to say, that girl — as lovely as she was — broke up with him a week later because she felt like he was just in pursuit of his own pleasure. Not true, by the way, his ma always told him to think of the lady first.
Like every Monday, he was pushing his way through the Metropolis work crowd, against the tides of people. Not really looking where he was going, trying not to drop an iced tea — Lois forced him to try it, just to be clear — on any unsuspecting people by holding it high above possible shoulders.
That failed.
In the pursuit of not splashing anyone with peach iced tea, he forgot to look straight and collided straight into someone, sending a drink flying into a silk dress.
Oh, no.
He watched in horror as the material dampened, clung to your body, and became slightly more sheer by the second. “Golly, I’m so sorry—”
The subsequent scoff nearly tore into his self-esteem battery for the day. “Hey, watch where you’re…”
Your eyes locked. All anger faded away, replaced by the dread that you hurt this sexy behemoth of a man’s feelings and he now hated you forever. “… you know what? No worries, don’t— don’t think about it too much.”
He instantly shrugged off his blazer and held it out to you. “But your dress— great dress, by the way,” it was a… really pretty dress, golly, “it’s ruined. I ruined it. I can pay for the dry cleaning.”
You waved your hand noncommittally, but you took the blazer anyway to cover up, it was massive on you. Lord— wait, he shouldn’t take his name in vain. “Seriously, I’m fine. I was on my way to a bachelorette party, one of my friends there will definitely have a spare, she has one for everyone.”
He blinked. “Everyone?”
“Yeah.” You grinned, gosh, it was a pretty smile. “She’s like that. Weird, I know. And— don’t worry about the dry cleaning, I’ve got it. I’m sorry about your drink.”
“No, you saved me.” He laughed nervously. “My coworker forced me to try it, to tell y’the truth, I did not want to.”
“So I saved you.”
“Yeah.” He rubbed the back of his curls, messing them up even more. “And please. Please bill me for the dry cleaning, I’ll feel bad if you don’t.”
“Fine. Fine.” You laughed, rolling your eyes. “I’ll bill you.” Locking eyes with him once more took the words from his lungs. Good Lord, those eyes were sexy. All of him was sexy, in a cute way, bumbling gait, pushing his glasses up his nose, the rosiness of his cheeks. You checked your watch. Fuck. “Well, I’m in a rush, so—”
“Yeah, you gotta—”
“See you.” You began walking off at a fast pace. Something jolted in his navel. He felt hot from embarrassment. His relaxed-fit trousers felt… not so relaxed anymore.
He looked down. That looked like a sexual awakening.
“Clark!” He yelled loudly, head snapping up to stare at you like a dishevelled deer in headlights. What the hay? Why did he do that? Why did he yell that? He covered his crotch with his messenger bag.
Your smile told him you noticed. With an uptick in your heart rate and an increase in your breathing’s heaviness, a sweet smell tickled his nose. It wasn’t the bakery next to him, that’s for sure. You smiled, and shouted back your name at the same volume.
He hurried to the nearest bathroom to yell at his body.
Cat slid onto his desk, setting core in front of him. Not for him, clearly. “I was at a bachelorette last week.” She started, tapping her nail on his desk to get him to look at her. Deadlines needed to be crunched, so he barely did. She accepted that.
Clark’s fingers kept flying. “Cat, you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
She laughed. “I have a friend. She asked me about a dorky guy named Clark Kent who still writes his name on the tags of his clothes.” She dropped a sugar cube into her coffee, stirring it. “A habit I thought we left back in our sophomore year of high school.”
His neck turned red. His foot covered the name tag on his bag’s handle. But she laughed and dropped another sugar cube into. He sent a furtive glance of concern for her health. “Whatever.” She sighed, taking a long sip. “I told her you were single.”
He almost spluttered over no liquid. “What?”
“I told her you were single.” She repeated simply.
“Why?”
“She asked.” This time he almost choked on a gulp of straight, bitter black coffee. “I gave her your number. To bill you for the dry cleaning.” Pause for an effectively captivating sip of over-sweetened coffee. “Among other things.” She muttered under her breath, but he caught it. She smiled widely. “Toodles!” She got up and walked off.
He threw his hands up, tripping over his words. “Cat— you can’t—” But she was in her own world, singing Freak by Doja Cat.
His phone buzzed. With shaking hands, he opened it, unknown number.
Didn’t know they made clothes in your size. Underneath: Wanna come round to get it this weekend? To talk to bit.
He saved your contact first. Before typing out a clumsy agreement, which he didn’t know was possible over text. Judging by how you didn’t immediately get put off, you were into it.
He was on time, on the dot of the agreed time, which was two o’clock. After lunch, before it got too dark, but still enough time to talk.
He’d cleaned up a little more than usual. Tried to use a hair pomade to ensure his curls weren’t as wild as they usually were. Wear a slightly tighter fitting shirt than before. Brush his teeth. Pop a few breath mints. Avoid the morning coffee, put on copious amounts of hand lotion and lip balm. Everything had to be perfect. He even trimmed his happy trail for this.
You laid the plan. Took a shower so your skin was dewy. Prepped your hair. Kept the makeup minimal, because a full beat would give the plan away. You chose your best, flowiest robe.
You wanted him to unwrap you like a present.
When your doorbell rang, you dabbed on a final bit of lipstick before you chucked it onto a side table and opened the door.
You felt your thighs rub together on instinct the moment you saw him. He felt his breath leave his body when he saw you, checking his watch. “Maybe I’m early—”
“You’re on time.” It came out more breathless than expected. Nodding back into your apartment. “I… I have your jacket. I put it in the wash, the inside got stained with a little iced tea.”
“You can bill me for that too.”
“Seriously? No.” You waved your hand. “No. You’re fine.” You ushered him inside. “It was a thank you, for paying for my dry cleaning and lending me your jacket.” You waved him towards the couch. “Can I get you anything? Water?”
You.
“Um, I’m fine.” He sat on the couch, you sat opposite, picking up a glass of wine that was there before he came. You looked… stunning. He felt his collar get hot. He tugged at it. “You invited me to watch a movie.”
“Yeah.”
“Do you still want to watch a movie?”
“No.”
“Oh. Oh. I was under the impression that we’d be…” He gestured in between you two. So he had the same assumption you did.
Your lips curled up. “I was under that impression too.”
He nodded. You could see a bulge slowly growing in his trousers. “I mean, I— I have to warn you, I’m not that… experienced.”
You blinked, slightly amused. A little interested. “Oh? How so?”
“I…” He made a weird motion, he didn’t even know what it was supposed to mean. It’s likely get interpreted as something like flying a plane, “finish too quickly. Women find it off putting.”
The way you were looking at him, it seemed like you found it off putting as well. Just frozen in time, sat there, staring at him. “That’s…” You let out a whoosh of air. Then your hand gripped his jaw, “really fucking hot—”
Oh. You were into it.
Huh. You were kissing him.
Golly. He was kissing back.
His hand covered the one holding his jaw, pressing into your lips and your body instinctively like there was a magnet from him to you. You pushed back, swinging a leg over both of his till your knees knocked into his hips. This was new.
You smiled when you saw his other hand hovering awkwardly. Not knowing whether he had the right to touch beyond what was respectful. So you guided it to your thigh, fabric moving and bunching under his fingers. Allowing him to touch bare skin.
Oh, boy.
The soft whine from the bottom of his throat was a boost to your ego, a deep moan following when you pressed open mouthed kisses to his neck, rolling your hips forward. “Ohhhhh, gosh,” He breathed out slowly.
Oh, fuck. He was massive. Though you didn’t know what to expect, he was six-five.
Both his hands flew to your hips, pads of his fingers pressing into your skin, head tipping back against the sofa cushions, breathing in sharply. He could feel you gently sucking on his skin, he knew it wouldn’t leave a mark, but he whimpered quietly anyway, dragging your hips forward, so he could feel your pussy drag over his dick yet again. His head spinning as your tongue traced over his Adam’s apple.
Your hands slipped off his tie like you’d had practice, popping the buttons of his shirt slowly. You felt his warm palms burning up your waist, stopping at where your robe was tied at your front. His eyes were wide, blinking up at you through his lashes. “Can I…?”
Fuck, he was hot.
You undid the tie yourself but let him gently move the fabric off your shoulders, undoing his belt and letting you take off his trousers. His cheeks flushed as he dragged his boxers down, cock painfully hard. It was pretty, flushed at the tip, pre smeared just a little.
Oh, that was a lot bigger than you manifested.
“Oh, shit.” You grinned at the sight of him, watching his whole face turn red.
He adjusted his foggy glasses, stumbling over his syllables. “Will it…” He gulped, wondering how to say it, “fit?”
The look in your eye almost made his heart stop. Like you didn’t care. “Oh, honey.” You laughed a little. “We’ll make it.” You positioning yourself above him, ready to sink down onto his throbbing cock was not something he expected to see. He let out a strangled sound, placing a hand on your arm. “Don’t you want me to… prepare you?”
“I’ve quite literally been prepared since the first time we met.” You grabbed a condom from — wait where did you get that from? — and tore it open delicately, giving it to him to roll on. He did, safety was key, and when you finally did lower yourself onto him— holy shit.
His forehead pressed to your shoulder, before he started pressing sloppy, whining kisses, almost making out with it as he felt your pussy grip him deliciously. So this was what he’d never felt drawn to. Until now.
He was stretching you out. A lot. For a guy so shy about his own abilities his endowment was something women only experienced in their wildest dreams. The more you learned, the more turned on you were.
Huh. That usually didn’t happen with men.
You let out a deep sigh as you sank down further, feeling his size fill you in the best way. His tip nestled against your cervix, pretty vein brushing your g-spot, fuck, maybe moving would feel too good.
But you did it anyway, small, cut-short gasps and moans jumping from your throat as he kissed his way back up to your lips so he could feed his own noises of encouragement into your mouth. Holding your hips just tight enough so he wouldn’t bruise them, still guiding you firmly, still holding your hips just close to him as he clouded your brain over with every push and pull of his hands and each wet smack of his lips and yours (and skin on skin, but we don’t mention that).
His head was fuzzy. Mumbling shit he couldn’t make out himself in between every collision of your lips, tangling one hand in your hair while the other slipped down to press his thumb onto your clit.
You clenched hard; he almost came right there.
His eyes rolled back for half a second and he willed himself not to finish too early but he couldn’t stop it once you clamped down with the second roll of his thumb, your name leaving his mouth, the highest you’d heard his voice be, cracks in between syllables feeding your ego. But he kept circling your clit like he was born to do it, mumbling encouragement, his forehead glistening as his head fell back.
“C’mon, sweetie, gotta make you feel good too,” He panted, gripping your hip so he could encourage you to grind forward into his thumb. “Please, please give it to me—”
It all felt too much. The onslaught of his thumb, his tip still prodding at your cervix, seeing him fucked out from one round (that made you more horny than you’d care to admit) had you coming too, him swallowing that moan by meeting your lips in the middle, stroking your hair back from your face and rolling his hips up a little so the high wouldn’t be harsh on you. His kisses turned slower, more languid, to the corner of your mouth, your jaw, your neck, finally lifting your hand so he could kiss your palm and the back of your hand.
“You’re stunning.” He breathed, kissing your knuckles. “So beautiful, honey.”
How the fuck was he respectful after the best sex you’ve ever had? There had to be a catch.
“So… that was hot.” You smiled, brushing his curls back from his forehead. “You were being pretty modest.”
“I’m pretty sure I didn’t last past two minutes.”
Your tongue traced your canine as you smiled. “Well, I wanna see it again.”
He blinked. Oh, boy. “Golly.”
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NOTES: again it may just be me but I feel this is a litttllleeee sloppy
THINK FAST!!!
The batboys find an odd choice of self defense in your bag.. (Jason todd, bruce wayne, dick grayson and tim drake)
Look at me double posting lol <3
you’re having his baby?
꒰ content ꒱ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ drunk!jason todd x fem!reader, fluff, talks of pregnancies, art by ciricearts
“Sweetheart, we’re gonna have a baby?” he mumbles, lifting your shirt to press messy kisses up your stomach. You’re not sure where he got this idea from. The two of you have never talked about kids, mostly because you’ve been afraid to bring it up.
You learned early on that the future was something you didn’t mention around him. Every time you made an offhand comment about a ring, or how cute babies were, you’d see his shoulders tense, his throat bobbing.
Now, at his words, your heart speeds up. “Uh…”
“I hope she has your eyes and your nose and your pretty smile,” he slurs.
“Jay, what are you—”
He cuts you off when his nose brushes your stomach softly. “Our baby,” he adds.
When he looks up at you, his blue eyes are glassy, cheeks dusted in pink.
You can’t bring yourself to shatter the moment. Especially not when he’s looking at you like that.
“That’s…nice, honey,” you hum, fingers threading through his black curls, nails scratching lightly at his scalp.
He sighs like a puppy. “You feel nicer.”
Your lips curve up at that. "Come on, let's get you to bed," you whisper as you try to pull him up.
But the man's too stubborn. He stays rooted and grunts in disapproval.
"Not done talkin' to her," he tells you, arms wrapping around your hips.
“her?” you repeat softly. “How do you know it’s a her?”
"Father's intuition," he says it like it should be obvious.
You laugh and he pouts when he feels your shoulders shaking. "You really want a baby?" you ask him.
He tilts his head. And he's never looked so unguarded before.
"Wanna give you everything."
Maybe in the morning you'll find the courage to ask him again. But for now, your expression softens. You don't know what to say, so you kneel with him and throw your arms around his neck. He smells like gunpowder and leather, and this time a tang of alcohol clings to him.
he’s always smelled like home.
"Princess?" he whispers.
"Yeah?
"what're we naming her?"
Instead of replying, you just hug him tighter.
masterlist
everyone thinking clark and his girlfriend are the most vanilla, sweet, innocent couple because of how they act around each other and present as a team — never cursing or fighting, never drinking or getting belligerent, never lying or betraying anybody including and especially to each other. they were the golden couple. they only amp up that image to everybody even more when clark buys them promise rings. everyone thinks it’s sweet, cute as a button how virginal they both are and are waiting for marriage. they’ve only ever seen him give her a kiss on her cheek or her forehead, rub her arm, hug her in a warm embrace and whisper their adorable inside jokes.
but in the private space of their bedroom, they’ve done just about everything but.
even before clark got them the rings.
every night, he whimpers her name and ‘please’ on repeat right in her neck, wearing nothing but his glasses. grinding his cock up and down the front slit of her pretty, glistening pussy like he’s a horny little bunny that couldn’t ever be sated.
“it doesn’t count, right? if I don’t put it in, mmmmuhhh— oh, god — if I don’t put it in then we’re still virgins,” he pants. still humping her up and down, their parts rutting up against one another as they both implode from the friction. she grinds her clit back, bumping it up against his head and all his throbbing veins, and nods her head up and down, agreeing.
“of course baby, just keep going, we can cum like this as much as we want. it won’t count.”
Continuation of this post
Content - dubcon, knotting, breeding
"What if I don't want to join you?" You dare to ask the werewolf currently getting cozy in your nest.
"It's a cold night, and I'm nice and warm." His tongue lolls across his teeth, testing their sharp tips.
"C'mere," he coos, and you step forward despite your prey instincts screaming at you.
He pulls you down beside him, gripping your hand in his. "See, you're freezin', you poor thing."
It's true, you are cold. You shiver as you lie beside him, too terrified to do anything. He rubs your hands and presses his nose to your neck and lets out a soft groan as he licks the skin there.
"W-what are you doing?"
omg now that person has got me back in my ghost era
imagine you’re playing with yourself in front of a mirror and then suddenly something invisible grabs you. your legs are yanked apart and long story short, it makes you watch how your pussy gapes and drools around the ghost’s massive cock.
Kinky invasion
Ghost x ghost x fem!reader || free use, dub-con, size kink, sharing is caring
You know it’s not very lady-like to be playing with yourself in front of the mirror. You are pretty sure there’s some kind of sin related to this one, probably lust or gluttony or something, because you can’t stop staring at your hot center parting for the glass dildo you are using in yourself.
You know it’s filthy, but the thought of somebody watching you the way you are watching yourself makes you gush around the dildo and makes your stomach contract as you get closer and closer to the edge. You see a shadow behind you, and you think it’s a trick of the light, too focused on your pleasure to mind whatever the fuck the bright light is.
But not two seconds later, you feel a caress in the inside of your thigh, and when you look down it feels like there’s something there, as if the air is somewhat distorted around your thigh. But like the perverted girl you are, you open your legs a bit further, fucking your pussy harder as you throw your head back and moan. You feel another light touch, this time to your side. And another on your back. And another against your naked breasts.
“What the-?”
You don’t finish the question before the air around you gets electrified, hands appearing out of nowhere and holding your legs far apart. Two more hands holding yours behind your back as you watch your dildo being pulled out of you in a rush. You don’t have time to react before there’s something big pressing inside of you.
Across you, there’s nothing in the mirror, but you can’t fight against the restrains as a dick as big as you’ve ever felt, as big as your biggest dildo, gets pushed inside of you and you are fucked within an inch of your life. The pace is punishing, and the sight before you is more than obscene, is almost sinful as your pussy is fucked open over and over. You can see your pink insides as the ghostly cock destroys your pussy.
And when you open your mouth to scream, you feel the tip of another one being pushed down your throat. They aren’t careful, they aren’t soft, they fuck you with everything they have and a bit more as you sit there, completely overwhelmed by pleasure as two ghosts have their way with you.
By the time you come, they are fucking you like machines, your throat feels raw and your pussy is gushing juices out of you with each thrust. They aren’t looking for your pleasure, but that doesn’t stop you from coming either way.
Been thinking about a werewolf baby trapping you, just a poor thing so pent up that the first opportunity he gets to fuck someone, he wants to make sure they stay (by putting a litter of pups in them)
Request2 (had it writen down but can't find it): Something about a feral not quite sapient werewolf really does it for me. Can't even talk to you, doesn't think, only knows: "Pussy makes knot feel so good" so he just humps and humps and whines and keens, hoping the burning ache in his cock will end. He's an animal hunting for pleasure
Feral breeding
Werewolf x fem!reader || knotting, breeding, (lowkey) heat, overstimulation
Were you thinking you’d be getting dicked down and bred when you walked out of your house to go on a first date with a werewolf? No. Are you happy about it? Of course. Who would be idiotic enough to complain when your knees are at your ears and there’s an eager werewolf licking your pussy to get you ready for his huge monster cock? Not you. You are grateful.
The werewolf in question appeared at your house around two hours ago, and he looked very handsome, very hot. Even hotter than in the app pics, if that was even possible. His furry body and body builder frame caging you in for a hug the second he crossed the threshold. You reciprocated with a giggle, and your whole body went pliant the second his claws grabbed your hips and he growled against your neck.
The short “mine” whispered against your skin was a surprise, but everyone knew about werewolves finding their fated mate through scent alone. That’s how you discovered humans could be werewolf mates. For the rest… That’s all on him and his magical werewolf dick.