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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

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Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

#lol

18 year old Sherlock is very excited that Mycroft is going to teach him to drive. He knows that Mycroft has done driver’s training at the Secret Service, and assumes that he’s going to learn to do things like ram other cars without causing injury, or turn the car while driving at high speed.

He’s very disappointed when Mycroft makes it clear that he has no intention of teaching him any of that.

(Mycroft’s chauffeur hears them arguing and offers to teach Sherlock some Secret Service moves after he gets his driver’s license, but Mycroft silences him with a look.)

#the thought of sherlock driving a car is enough to worry mycroft #no need to add even more danger #mycroft hated the driver’s training at the secret service btw #but he was forced to go through it #bbcsherlock #bbc sherlock #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes