Japansky

I'm like, mega depressed or something. I like to bake when I'm well though. Life goal is still to become the most perfect human. Update: I'm doing kind of okay! Not as good as I once was but generally pretty good.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[garbage-empress]

why did you tag this as #milf monday

[averycooldad]

The Tokyo ghoul theme really makes this

[plumslices]

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[lovingexotics]

Arboreal Salamander

Aneides lugubris

Source: Here

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

You Know He Bit A Finger

[goodcleansurf]

And he’s damn proud of it

[asterein]

The choice is yours.

[wafflesrisa]

Here’s something cute

When lockdown happened in the UK it happened very suddenly. At the law firm I work at, our office building emptied overnight when everyone was told to work from home. No time to clear our desks, no time to bring office plants home.

Fast forward three and a half months - everyone assumes that their plants are dead.

But then! An email goes round! It’s turns out that one of our security guards is a florist, and -

-the security team has moved EVERY SINGLE PLANT from all 12 FLOORS of our office building into the cafeteria. It’s been turned into a temporary greenhouse. Cacti and succulents and spider plants and terrariums and potted ferns

AND! Each plant has been INDIVIDUALLY LABELLED by hand with post-it notes with name and desk location so the plants can go home after lockdown ends

To give some indication of the scale of the endeavour:

If you zoom into the centre right photo you can see one of our security team happily waving

The plants are being taken care of tenderly. They get sun and water and are spending happy times with other plant friends

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[everythingfox]

Flying fox bat eating some frööt

[lonestarboyfriend]

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused

[lonestarboyfriend]

some of you are so fucking miserable get well soon

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[nympholouis]

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[historical-nonfiction]

Girls racing sheep in Aberystwyth, Wales. 1965.

[catchymemes]

[studentlifeproblems]

[pikaole]

[whitepeopletwitter]