vore me closer tony danza

margaret anne | ace lesbian | there's an island of trash in the pacific the size of texas and i'm going to rule it

[loveridden1999]

what are gay men going through bro

[real-language-facts]

dinosaurs spoke esperanto and thats why they had to die

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[dogpuppy]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

[oldmanpusspuss]

[jenheadjen-deactivated20240221]

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

[harkamal]

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

[casgirl]

fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man

[ofcrowsanddragons]

"Without Spite, I have the magical talent of a brick."

See, the thing is, I don't believe you.

Unless the brick is just especially good at sensing weaknesses in the Veil. Like, a blood magic detecting brick. Maybe building materials just sense blood magic in Dragon Age; no wonder the Templars are obsolete.

[mymarifae]

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

[mymarifae]

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

[vonspe]

choked on my own spit reading this banter

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[dragonagedidiot]

Rook: *Does something brilliant*

Viago: I thought you were an idiot?

Rook: it's all part of the facade! *accidently walks off the roof*

[were--ralph]

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all