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[shortly after Rook and Varric start traveling together] Varric: Whoa, what happened? Crow!Rook: Poison, sneak attack. Unbeknownst to my assailant, Viago has been slowly and methodically poisoning me to build up my tolerance over the last 15 years. Varric: Maker's breath, why? Crow!Rook: For a night like this, Varric.

#god.#dragon age #eliseo tag #q

teddywesworl

fic idea. something something lucanis gets stuck in his mind prison and spite doesn't think to yank rook inside/doesn't realize he can do that/maybe au where he can't do that so the gang has to figure out how to get lucanis back from his heroic bsod while his body is being actively piloted around by a demon

teddywesworl

everything else about their character development is the same btw. spite thinks they're in the ossuary and needs physical vs. mental reality explained/demonstrated to him. lucanis is vaguely haunted by the idea that spite originated within him somehow. he's just run out of plausible illario deniability and it breaks him. and functionally he becomes more of a conventional abomination right because spite is at the wheel but it's because lucanis just. gave up

teddywesworl

some characters definitely jump to the conclusion that spite was biding his time until he could fully take over. harding almost fires that arrow. unfortunately for everyone spite is a demon of stubborn insistence on not only surviving but living

ofcrowsanddragons

This sounds excellent. So much companion angst as the "demon" takes control! And wants to... idk... find Rook. Diabolical.

Lucanis continually haunted by the idea that Spite originated from the deepest, darkest depths of his soul continues to haunt me. (Also running out of Illario deniability lol.)

Traditional abomination in the sense that the demon is control. Untraditional in the sense that Spite is desperately trying to find Lucanis to put him back at the wheel. Where is he???

teddywesworl

Exactly!!! Spite’s motives haven’t changed; only the means available to him have! And the way that LOOKS from the outside is Very Alarming

#goddd i fucking love this #dragon age #lucanis #q

yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

fishpondfish

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

cainstellan

Carrie being skinny in every adaptation is like how Heathcliff is white in most of his. Directors somehow cut out the most important part of their characters, the reason why they have been subjected to such prejudice and why they are the way they are. Why THE BOOKS GO THE WAY THEY DO. Do you think Heathcliff would have been so outcasted and forbidden to be with Cathy if he was white? Do you think Carrie would have been relentlessly bullied and borderline tortured by her peers if she was skinny and pretty?

felderwin

#dragon age #q

crossdressingdeath

"average Thedosian political leader is assassinated at least once" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Thedosian political leader is assassinated zero times. King Markus, who lives and dies and lives and dies and lives in Nevarra and has been assassinated 20 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#dragon age #q

vaguely-concerned

lucanis' most attractive quality is that he's an effortless 'yes, and -- 'er. he and davrin especially 'yes, and -- ' each other constantly, even at the death threat stage, culminating in the 'first talon first warden' grotesquery (affectionate) as its most potent form once they're over that. few things are as charming to me as a willingness to bond over the bit and boy. when you're making weak jokes while facing down an archdemon lucanis will stand next to you and go 'she didn't want to talk, rook!!' like he was born to do nothing else. and that's part of why I love him

freaked out broken grieving, a wreck of his former self, come hell or high water. within five minutes he will say something that startles me into laughing so hard I have to put the game on pause for a while. only purple hawke can equal him in this regard

the darker side of this is that it is also how he communicates with illario but in a way where they lob resentment and self-loathing disguised as levity back and forth without ever really touching it or bringing it into the light, never leaving space for air to get in to stop the wounds from festering. I think it might have been less like that once upon a time -- just the playful bonding part, the mutual back and forth game of it, and not the wounding, since lucanis keeps doing it with others without that layer to it. sort of like intuiting where a river of love once ran by the evidence it left behind in the landscape, before something slowly dried up and left some toxic sludge behind along the floors of the river valleys

#WAH @ THE LAST PART.#dragon age #lucanis #q

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

phantomrose96

refuzz

phantomrose96

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

girlgrimer

How are my sweetie pees

girlgrimer

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

kushblazer666

flowercrownsylveon

ruushes

stuff i drew pre-release and then was like hm maybe better wait to see if im way off about the dynamic and just insane about them, but i think these turned out accurate enough (im still insane about them)

#he did do that :)#dragon age #art #viago #q

apolladay

are you currently in any pain

yes

no

can't tell

Remaining time: 5 days 3 minutes

chronic, injury, stomach ache, slept funny or anything counts

#sat on my ankle weird for too long :(#also i can't quite tell if my back hurts or if it's just a little tight

charlesoberonn

The first recorded use of "I feel like a million bucks" was in 1902.

Adjusted for inflation, in order to feel as good as a person in 1902 who felt like a million bucks, a person in 2026 would need to feel like 38,831,628 dollars.

crow-caller

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.