Where Am I?

Who are you?

[calellon]

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[niedopalek]

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

that’s joann fabric herself

[knightsickness]

absolute funniest thing that capcom ever did was establish an intimidating and antagonistic rival at the top of his field in the first ace attorney and then in the sequel reveal that he’s actually the soft bitch of the family and his extremely powerful little sister is coming to beat the shit out of you

[desinteresse]

Royals will procreate with the most beautiful women and still produce the ugliest little bastards it’s actually a impressive

[desinteresse]

Scream

[desinteresse]

[metalsonicreblog]

Hands you this

[reallystupidplant]

[radiofreederry]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[markodragic]

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

[markodragic]

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

[powerburial]

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[fleshvampyr]

silent hill games should be on girls go games

[fleshvampyr]

[xtec]

every resident evil researcher is like "I shall experiment with this evil zombie virus but I shall be perfectly fine" my brother is chemist you will be generic zombie #42 with no extra powers

[xtec]

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[mapsontheweb]

What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe

[thotticus-binch]

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have