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rockabillywife

Things have changed for me

And that’s OK

irritated the fuck out of my upper lip 👍

#.txt #literally i changed the fuckin razor head TWO DAYS AGO

why does diet coke have 1.25x the caffeine of regular coke. why must i choose between sugar and caffeine

#.txt #i mean i prefer diet coke taste wise anyway but cmon man.#and coke zero has even LESS caffeine

unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

wifegideonnav

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

#this is harder than i thought it would be. hmm.#prob a tie between art angels by grimes emotion by crj and the fame by lady gaga #tho the family jewels marina and the diamonds has been pretty high up on my most played this year

sanguine-scales

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

sanguine-scales

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

sluttynurse

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Bigs My Eyes At You

#newt

deathwarlock

just had to pick like forty gnomes out of the grill of my big ass truck

kragehund-est

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

#yea me n newt

3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.