"Gooless wonder"

j or jamie | 25 | they/he/what ever

[ricketybonez]

was like ah i do not feel the need for a cig on my afternoon break how wonderful and then i tried to log into my stupid hr app to put in a time off request i keep forgetting to submit and it wont fucking let me innnnnnnn

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[anxeious]

[toskarinfr]

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

[catchymemes]

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[moonandtrees]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[scratchedupdisc]

geoff pride post

[skarchomp]

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

[triangleguy]

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

[melancholic-whimsy]

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

[ambientwitch]

😵‍💫

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you