ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, Â pottery analysts
i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.
archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.
do not use trees! trees are bad! donât do it!
usually you find shards, but itâs super exciting when you find a really big shard
itâs basically like a waterpark, except youâre fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.
 i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff
usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and heâll get really scared and freaked out and okay iâm getting off topic
no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.
donât worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency thatâs spying on me right now, Â that iâm not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government
by now youâve noticed the big âPOP QUIZâ written on the board. there isnât one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but youâre all dead inside so itâs not really funny.
everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day
the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers is âhow the hell do you know?â
nothing pisses off old men more than young people asking âwhyâ and âprove itâ so do that as often as possible
this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!
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