Lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

im 24 i suppose i should state that i by no means own anything posted on this blog. unless it is a picture or video of me. and even then im not entirely sure i own that.

[calvinandhobbes-daily]

December 27, 1985

[futuristic-linguistics-deactiva]

This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.

[bananatwinky]

[paradise-banned-deactivated2020]

[valentiniarts-deactivated201807]

L o o k  a t  m e        I ’ m  b u r n i n g .

[nextdoormodel]

Nextdoormodel Magazine

[martin-depict]

“Hardly Working Pt.2” || Model: @samiiryan

[pleatedjeans]

[vinstage]

[s-t-y-l-e-t-s]

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[cocoonbysealy]

Finally, it’s here. Who knew something so beautiful and well-designed could arrive in a box?

100 night trial. 100% satisfaction guarantee. See more at cocoonbysealy.com

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

this picture has been making me laugh for almost a decade now

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[cockhunt]

Same

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[jestergnome]

glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Priest: “The power of Christ compells-”

Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]: “Your mother sucks cock in hell!”

Priest: “That’s her choice as a rational, consenting adult.”

Possessed person: “Good point.”