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@jaredsuperjail
bodies don’t WORK like that SIR
Finished the Superjail shoes for cyanidegiraffe a while back
[[These just need to be bought by everyone!!!]]
How do you feel about inexperienced RPers?
[[inexpirienced RPers? That's totally fine! I haven't RP'd in a while myself, so I'm probably a bit rusty haha!]]
Is this account still active? Because I would love to start an rp with you! (I'm not too good, but I think it'd be fun)
[[yeah this account is still going! :3]]
((Here is the original, “Safe Place” that we wrote. In video form))
((YAAAAAAAAAY! SAFE PLAAAAACE!!
KRIS COLLINS. GO LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC. HE’S GREAT. ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS GO CHECK HIS SOUNDCLOUD OUT. SEND HIM FANMAIL. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HIM. CLICK THE LINK. THIS LINK. NOW. DO IT. GO DO IT NOW OR ELSE NO WARDLER COMICS FOR YOU.yeah like that’s a fucking threat, I suck at regularly updating this story anyway.))
the moral of the lorax is
don’t chop down trees or you’ll become
the warden of superjail
0u0헬로우 턱쬥이
[straitjacket ver.Future Warden]
to-do-do-dok
Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!!
The Warden of SUPERJAIL
( did this out of boredom )
Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!
Jared. YOU SHIP WARDLER?!? YOU, of all people, LIKE YAOI?!?!? I need to sit down, the shock is too much for me..... DON'T BE OFFENDED OR ANYTHING, I'm just SURPRISED, OK?! (Hey, look, it's that anon from long ago, Public is working!! WOOO)
((Wooohooo! Go public! :D))
U-uhrr! I just clicked "Reblog" I didnt think!
I’ll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
MULTIPLE FLYING GLOVE MOLESTATION GROPING *STARTS VIOLENTLY COUGHING*
do you even know anything about the wardens past
Urr--hhh! Only what he has mentioned
[[Happy Tuesday, here is a complementary photo]]
Jared...... -_- I COULD help you, but I'd rather not. I'll find some peoples to help. WARDEN WILL NOT FIND OUT!!!!!! (I keep hitting anonymous, and I keep trying to put Public, it ain't working...... DX)
[[aahaa! Goddammit! Keep trying xDD]] BUT HE WILL! HE KNOWS ALL! YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I KNOW HIM *All Jared can hear is the Warden's voice echoing* "nu-uh failure... failure.... no way failure" ASKFJASDLKFJNSLAKDNFSDG
I suggest you get JailBot, and try to find them. BEFORE the Warden finds out. Also, there are THREE PEOPLE we can blame: 1) The Twins 2) Stingray 3) The Twins
YOURE NOT HELPING!? WHAT AM I MESNT TO DO...oh. you told me. BUT WHAT IF THE WARDEN FIND OUT!? THEN HELL KNOW OF HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE (failure.... failure... no way failure) AHHRHRHRHRHEHAJDBSKDBSJJS!
CALM THE HELL DOWN, AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!! What. Happened?
I DONT KNOW! *Scratches his head* I kinda..... Urhm- Fell asleep and they all disappeared. BUT THEYRE GONE NOW!?!?!