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Day Whatever; 11/6/16

This isn’t a daily blog, one because I know they got played out, boring, and repetitive, but instead it is a school assignment. Yay, this has to be exciting. Anyways, I’m supposed to list 10 species I would save if we had a ginormous flood. Call me Noah, and buckle your seat belts, cause ladies and gentleman you’re in for a blog. Here is my list. 1.) Humans - Now this one was especially hard for me, but I off course would choose myself to repopulate the Earth, and for my mate I would choose Selena Gomez. Now I would choose Selena Gomez for the obvious reason that she has the most followers on Instagram, and if I save her from a giant flood, best believe she’s gonna give me a shoutout. My Instagram would be lit the few days before everyone drowned. 2.) Cows - I would choose cows mainly for the fact I love Ice Cream, but hamburgers and whatever else comes from a cow would be good to eat too. 3.) Cheetah - Now this flood gonna destroy everything, and I am not trying to walk everywhere so of course I have a plan. I am going to tame these cheetahs, and use them as a car. 4.) Horses - Hey, I’m JaroyGbiv, And of course I have a backup plan in case the cheetahs get all preppy after I save them from extinction. But hey, no hard feelings. I have horses to take me everywhere now. 5.) Dogs -Dogs are my favorite animals. I love dogs as should all man. So if course I’ll be saving two boxers. 6.) Dinosaurs -Selena made me save this one, cause blah blah blah Barney blah blah blah. I respect this though, because I was told I could save any species no matter if they were extinct already. So Barney, hop on JaroyGbiv’s Ark. 7.) Pigs -After farther discussion, Selena and I will be taking pigs on our ark, because Selena says “You’ll get tired of cow.” On second thought, we survived our first fight. :D 8.) Chicken - Again, Blah Blah Blah, Tired of Cows, Blah Blah Blah, Tired of Pigs, Blah Blah Blah. We are barely surviving after our second fight. 9.) Goldfish -Why on Earth would we save a gold fish Selena?!?!? it’s a fish, they won’t die during the flood. You want a pet on the ark, you want a pet on the ark?!?! We are bringing a goldfish, and I’ll pretend I’m happy about it, but We will not survive another fight, but hey I’ll look forward to the fish sticks. :) 10.) Bigfoot - I got respect to the big man Bigfoot. He’s survived this long in hiding, I might as well bring him along into the new world. Maybe he’ll even adapt into our new society. I’m excited for Selena and I’s relationship’s future and what it has to store. Sorry for everyone reading this, you’re gonna die. Not my decision. Sorry.

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Day 25; 11/2/16

My Blogs Lack Uniqueness, And Are Always Almost The Same; The Daily Life Of A Mess, Who Has A Gay Name. All I Do Is Write Lists, Or Poems That Ryhme; My Blogs Surely Won't Be Missed, I've Already Had My Prime. My Creativity Is Running Out, And Blogs Are Harder To Write, Come Back Tomorrow For Daily Blog, Unless I Retire, Which I Might.

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Day 24; 11/1/16

Today Was Uneventful. I Woke Up, Went To School, Procrastinated Work, And Ended Up In The Present Having Just Woke Up From A Nap. Today Happens To Be The First Of The Month, However, So Today We Will Be Setting Goals For The Month Of November. Now Setting Goals May Not Be For Everyone, And I'm Not Gonna Lie And Say I Always Set Goals For Myself Because I Don't. I Have Nothing Else To Write About Today Tho, So Here We Go. 3 Goals For November. 1.) Do Not Shave, Duh 2.) Excel In The Classroom, And Procrastinate Less 3.) Stay On My Diet, I Write About It A Lot, But Don't Have A Lot Of Progress. 4.) Be Respectful To All Turkeys, It's There Month Of Honor 5.) Have Good Vibes, And Effect Everyone Around Me Positively. 6.) Remember To Wish My Brother, Happy Birthday. 7.) Happy Early Birthday, Dustin!!! 8.) Achieve More Than 2 Goals On This List. 10.) Learn To Count Better. Come Back Tomorrow For Another Below Average Blog Of A Normal Boy's Normal Life.

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Day 23; 10/31/16

Today, I Heard Some News. News That Flipped My World Upside Down. Jon Bon Jovi Is Performing In Columbus March 28. Yes, The Jon Bon Jovi. If You Don't Know Me, JaroyBonJovi, I Am A Huge Fan. In Fact Bon Jovi Was The First CD I Ever Purchased, And I Listened To It In A Cd Player Everywhere I Went For Years. Now Besides This News, My Flipped Upside Down Life Continued As I Went To Open Gym For Basketball And Open Mats For Middle School Wrestling. Nothing Exciting There, Just Staying On My Grind, Getting Swole You Know How It Is Cuh. So Now The Day Is Dwindling, Seconds Are Running Spare, So I'll Curl Up In My Bed And Finish "Safe Haven" By Nicholas Sparks. Hopefully, I'll Be Able To Control My Tears That Pour Out Of My Soul As I Find Out What Happens In What Is Most Likely A Sad Ending. Wish Me Luck. XOXO -Jaroygbiv's Normal Blogs Of A Normal Boy's Life

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Day 22; 10/30/15

11:00 A.M. I Wake Up Tired From A Long Night With Wonderful Friends. Like Every Sunday I Don't Do Much But Rest Up For The Week Ahead, And To Make Up For The Late Blog Yesterday, I'll Post This One Earlier. Today Was Filled With Episodes Of Brickleberry And Page After Page Of "Safe Haven", (Its Getting Intense BTW.) Today, I Did Cheat On My Diet, But No More. I Am Done Cheating, And Am Tired Of Excuses I Tell Myself. I Am Now Committed To Better Myself And Those I Impact Around Me. (Mostly My Dog, I Don't Want Him To See Me Like This, She Basically Idolizes Me.) Also, I Cleaned My Room And Put My Clothes Away. Actually, I Haven't Yet, Butttt It's The One Thing Productive I Want To Do Today, And I Will Do It. Hopefully. Maybe. Probably Not. But Hey, It The Thought That Counts Right? Anyways, Come Back Tomorrow For Another Blog, About A Normal Boy's Normal Life.

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Day 21; 10/29/98

Today I Turned 18. Today I Became An Adult. Today I Feel No Different. I Woke Up At A Wrestling Camp Followed By An Intense Soccer Game Warmup And Two Wrestling Sessions. I Then Left Camp Early To Continue On My Birthday Adventure Including Seeing My Blue Angels End A Great Season, Devour Chipotle, And Finish Off The Evening With Coldstone. The Night, However, Was When The Real Party Started. I Dressed In A Swaggy Outfit That No Doubt Broke The Swag Meter, And Persuaded To Buy Cigarettes, A Lighter, And Scratchers. Cigarettes Are Disgusting, Therefore I Don’t Need The Lighter, And I Lost On My Scratchers Ending The Spree Of Wasting Money. Finally, I Ended The Night Exploring TNT, A Abandoned World War 1, And World War 2 Storage Facilities. After A Few Frights, And Scares I Ended Up In My Friend’s Camper Writing My Blog Of A Normal Boy’s Normal Birthday. Thank You To Everyone That Wished Me A Happy Birthday, And Made Today Special. Come Back Tomorrow For More Normal Activities But Described With The Capitalization Of Every Word.

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Day 20; 10/28/16

Today Was Friday, So If Course It Was Great, But Today Was Also Inspiring. Today's Quote Was "If It's Meant To Be, It's Up To Me." My Day Consisted Of A Guest Speaker At My School, A Pep Rally, Reading "Safe Haven", And Attending A Wrestling Camp. At The Wrestling Camp There Was Also A Speaker To Help Prepare Our Mental States Of Mind To Be Successful On And Off The May. Since Today Was So Moving, And Life Changing I Will Leave You Guys With 10 More Quotes To Live By. 1.) "Are You The Chief Or The Indians?" 2.) "If You Have To Think About It, You Shouldn't Do It." 3.) "Your Mind Can Only Hold One Thought At A Time, That Thought Should Never Be Negative." Come Back Tomorrow For Another Boring Blog About A Normal Boy's Normal Life.

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Day 19; 10/27/16

Thursday, Arguably In The Top 7 Of Days In The Week. This Thursday,However, Is In The Top 4 Of My Week So Far. I Was A Little Tired Today, But I Did Not Use That As An Excuse To Not Make The Most Of My Day, And Not Let My Impact Go Unnoticed. I Went To Gain Some Knowledge At The Academy, And While There I Proved My Dominance In The Rap Game As I Won The 7th Period, Honors English, Rap Battle. After Spitting Fire, I Walked Out The School With My Prize, Head Held High, Bot Yet Satisfied With My Contribution To Society Today. I Spent My Evening Assembly Christmas Gifts For Veterans, And Have No Ragrets. I Appreciate And Thank All Active Members Or Veterans Of Our Armed Services. After Assembling Presents I Received My Own Present As I Gained A Girlfriend. This Girl Is All That I Could Ask For And I Dedicate This Blog To Her. Come Back Tomorrow For Another Juicy Blog Of A Normal Boy's Normal Life. XOXO -JaroyGbiv

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Day 18; 10/26/16

McGhengis McKhan Was The Greatest McConqueror Of All McTime. Until Today. I McConquered Every McThing McThrown At Me. Schoolwork? McDone. McChristmas Tree For McStudent Section? McCopped. Chocolate McFrosty? McAte. Chipotle Burrito?McDevoured. McVolleyball Game In McSoutheastern? McWon. (P.S. Unioto McBlew A Mc2-1 McLead) Wendy’s Lemonade? McDrank. McDonald’s Sprite? McChugged. A McBlog Written In A McAnnoying Way? McWrote. Come Back Tomorrow For McHopefully A McLess Annoying McBlog About A Normal McBoy’s Normal Life.

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Day 17; 10/25/16

Today Was Okay. I Would Say It Absolutely Sucked, But I Am An Optimistic Person, And I Like To Focus On The Great Stuff In My Life. For Example, Shake Shoppe Blessed Me With A Lemon Milkshake, And It Was So Good Ima Focus On That For A Week, Ya Feel. It Was Straight Bangin. Plus, My Day Could've Been Worse, I Could've Been The Pedestrian Dylan Almost Ran Over On The Way To Logan. (The Dude Was Not Very Optimistic At All, Kind Of A Jerk.) Now For The Sake Of The Blog, I’ll List 10 Reasons Today Should’ve Sucked. 1.) My Supposed To Be, Fake Best-Friend Robert Neal, Best Known As Robbie-Boy, Was A Hater 4 Real Tho. Man Had Something Negative To Say About Everything I Said, Straight Bumming Me Out. 2.) The Soccer Team Lost In Post-Season After A Great Year. 3.) I Received A 9/10 On My Pencil Contour Line-Drawing In Art. But I Will Not Be Denied My Pursuit Of Happiness,(One Of My Favorite Movie, BTW), And Will Continue Living My Life To Its Full Potential. Come Back Tomorrow For Another Pathetic Blog About A Normal Boy’s Normal Life.

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Day 16; 10/24/16

Boi Oh Boi Oh Boi, I've Got A Story To Tell You Guys. I Woke Up Today A Little Tired Expecting A Normal Day, But Boi Oh Boi Oh Boi Was I In For A Suprise. The School Day Was Normal, Going Through My Classes Waiting For The Bell To Ring Until The Final Bell Dismissed Me. This Was When I Had An Epic Faceoff. I Had Made Up My Mind, I Was Going To Go To Open Gym And Show Of My Talents On The Court. At Open Gym I Met My Nemesis, Zac Loveday. Now I Balled Up, And Don't Be Fooled When I Say I Balled Up. To Prove My Dominance On The Court, I'll Give You Guys 3 Nicknames I Earned. 1.) Jared Stevens 2.) David (Cause I Conquered The Giant) 3.) Tangent Line (Cause You Find Me On The Curve) 4.) Chef Jaroygbiv 5.) Ballin Blogger 6.) JaroyGbucketz 7.) Bloggin Mamba 8.) M.V.P. (Most Valuable Player) 9.) Uncle Drevens 10.) Courtney Come Back Tomorrow For Another Okay Blog About A Normal Boy's Normal Blog.

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Day 15; 10/23/16

Sunday. The Day Of Our Lord, Well My Lord. I Can’t Say I’m A Christian, Because I’m Not Sure If I Deserve That Title. I Haven’t Went To Church In A Year Or Too, I Don’t Pray Regularly, And The Closest I’ve Come To Singing A Hymn In Over A Year Is When I Sing “Livin’ On A Prayer.’ I Do Consider Myself A Believer Though. I Believe In A Greater Being, And Find It Absolutely Asinine If You Don’t Believe In A More Powerful Force. Do I Agree With Everything In The Bible? No. Do I Live My Life The Way The Bible Depicts How We Should? Nope. But Still I Believe In A God, And I Believe You Should Read My Blogs. If You Really Like My Blogs, I’ll Be Your God. I’ll Think You’re Stupid, But I’ll Be Your God. By This Moment, You May Be Wondering, "JaroyGbiv, This Isn’t A Normal Blog”, And I’ll Be Honest. Every Sunday I Rest, Because Like God, By Sunday I Am Worn Out. So I Sleep Till About 3, And Then Spend The Rest Of My Day Driving To Columbus, Participate In A Wrestling Practice, And Then Just Driving Home. Naturally, I Wanted To Incorporate Something Else In My Blog To Make Ot Longer, And That Little Rant Came To Me After I Typed “Sunday.” Thank You For Reading, And Come Back Tomorrow For A Mediocre Blog About A Normal Boy’s Normal Life.

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Day 14; 10/22/16

7:00 A.M. I Woke Up Ready To Excel On My ACT. 12:15 P.M. I Left The Testing Center Demoralized. 4:00 P.M I Wake Up From A Nap, And Watch The Gallia Academy Volleyball Team Win A Sectional Title. 7:00 P.M. I Get A Text To Go To A Haunted House. 7:10 P.M. I Witness A Wreck In Front Of Willis’s Funeral Home, And Rush To Make Sure The Motorcyclist Is Okay With Sidekick Gabe Peck, Who Climbed Down The Hill To Turn The Motorcycle Off So Bravely. 7:20 P.M. I’m On My Way To The Haunted Barn In Charleston, And The Motorcyclist Is In Good Hands.9:00 P.M. I Am In The Line To Go Through The Haunted House “Hillybilly Horror”, 10:10 P.M. I Escaped, Eager For Another Thrill, So I Hope In Line For The “Insane Asylum.” 11:00P.M. I Have Escaped The Best Haunted House Charleston Had To Offer, And Able To Tell The Tale. 11:30 P.M. After Many Turn Arounds, And Loopy D Loops We Arrive At Penn Station Subs To Find Out Its Closed. 11:35 P.M. We Have Done Another Loopy D Loop To Arrive At Jimmy John’s, Also Closed. 11:45 P.M. We Have Arrived At Unknown Fast Food Chain That Has Amazing Banana Split Milkshake, After Failed Attempts To Find An McDonald’s Or Wendy’s. 12:30 A.M. We Have Eaten, Survived A One- Way Street, And Our On Track For Home. 1:30 A.M. I Safely Arrived At Home. We Are Jared Stevens, Matthew Moreaux, And Paxton Roberts, And We Have Managed To Survive The Drive To And Back From Charleston, Two Haunted Houses, And The Digestion Of An Unknown Food Chain.

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Day 13; 10/21/16

I Live A Normal Life, I Went To School, Snorted Hot Rub With: Cajun Pepper, Carolina Reaper Pepper, And Ghost Chili Pepper Grinded Up Together, Took A Test About Clouds, Played Basketball, And Took A Nap. Who Wants To Read That Tho? So In Honor Of The ACT, Which I’m Partaking In, Here Are 3 Tips To Follow While Taking It.

1.) Do Not Eat Breakfast, The Growling Of Your Stomach Will Help You Concentrate. 2.) Try To Get Little Sleep, This Is Key If You Want Your Mind Able To Stay Alert, But Not Alert Enough To Get Distracted. 3.) Take A 5 Minute Nap Before Each Test. The ACT Gives Plenty Of Time For Each Test, So A Quick Power Nap Will Give You The Energy Needed To Power Through, And Get A 36. 4.) Use A Mechanical Pencil, Yes It Is Frowned Upon, But This Is Because It Will Mess With The Scan Card And Give You Answers Right, That Should’ve Been Wrong. 5.) Do Not, And I Mean Do Not Wear Comfy Clothes. Dressing For Success Is Vital During The Act. Wearing Nice Clothes Will Give You The Confidence You Need, And Wiggle Room To Mess Up Since You Will Get And Extra Point Overall For Swag. 6.) Ask Your Fellow TestTakers For Help If You're Struggling. They’re In The Same Boat As You, And Should Help You Out If They Have Any Heart At All. 7.) Don’t Bring A Calculator For The Math Section, If You Follow The Instructions Given Already Your Mind Will Be A More Powerful Tool That The Calculator, And, Therefor, Prone To Less Mistakes. 8.) Bring In Your Cellphone. This May Also Be Frowned Upon, But Vital To Help You Out. Google And Alarms Will Become Your Best friend. 9.)Do Not Skip A Question. You Have Plenty Of Time On The Test, And Skipping A Question Can Result In Forgetting To Answer The Question, Which Is A Mistake We Do Not Need. 10.) If For God Knows Why Run Out Of Time, Take Writing The Writing Portion. This Gives You Time To Bull Crap A Response,(Doesn’t Have To Be Good), And Go Back To The Sections You Needed More Time On. Come Back Tomorrow For Another Blog Of A Normal Boy’s Life.

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Day 12; 10/20/16

Gray Skies And Rain Clouds Hovered Above As Rain Sprinkled, Dropped, And Straight Out Poured Off And On. This Setting Usually Results In Gloom And Sadness, But Ladies And Gentleman That Was Not The Case Today. The Gallia Academy Soccer Team Walked Onto Their Home Field Under The Lights This Thursday Nights With Their Heads Held High, Hearts Full Of Pride, And The Mindset To Win. Gallia Academy And The Waverly Tigers Battled Back And Forth For Possession Of The Ball, And A Chance To Take The Lead In The First Postseason Matchup. Ball Control Was Traded, Shot Attempts Were Made, And Punches Were Thrown, But Nothing Could Offset The Thirst For Victory In The Mouths Of Gallia Academy’s Soccer Team. This Epic Face Off Was Tied 1-1 After Regular Time. Isaiah Lester Scored The Lone Goal For The Blue Devils. Two Halves Of Extra Time Expired With More Sweat Dripped, Blood Shed, And Hard Fought Battles, But Still Not A Single Goal Was Scored, Partially In Thanks To The Blue Devils’ Senior Goal Keeper Caden Wilt, Who Would Not Let Naother Ball Escape His Grasps. The Teams Broke Off To The Sideline, The Crowd Stood Up, The Two Teams Were Preparing For Penalty Kicks. Gallia Academy Was First To Kick, Choosing Senior Isaiah Lester. The Kick Was Low And Good! 1-0 In Favor Of Gallia Academy. Waverly’s Kicker Came Out To Kick, The Crowd’s Chant “Wilt Says No” Echoed Through The The Darkness Of The Night And The Ears Of The Opponent. The Shot Was Shanked High Above The Goal. The Penalty Kick Standing Remained 1-0.Second Up For Gallia Academy, Jacob Ratliff. A Blue Devil Senior Whos Dedication To The Game, And Hardwork Has Ranked Him As One Of The Best Players On The Field, Proven By His Excellent Goal. Gallia Academy Leads 2-0. Waverly’s Second Kicker Was Once Again Shook By The Cheers Of The Crowd As He Shanks The Ball As Well. Still 2-0. Pedro Ortego, A New Addition To Gallia Academy’s Roster, And Proved His Addition Worthy With A Goal. Blue Devils 3-1. The Next Waverly Kicker Was Not Rattled By The Cheers, But It Did Not Matter For Miguel Velasco Scores A Goal Of His Own Sealing The Game Up For This Historical Gallia Academy Soccer Team, 1-1 With a Victory In Penalty Kicks, 4-1, And Clenched A Sectional Title For This Extraordinary Group Of Men And Women. Next Thursday The Gallia Academy Soccer Team Plays For A District Championship At A Location To Be Announced.

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Day 11; 10/19/16

A New Day, A New Day To Be A Better Me. I Went To School Smiling As Happy As Can Be; GeoScience, Euro, Calc And More, Ready To Learn Topics That Never Bore; The Day Grew Older, And Classes Flew By Still My Optimistic Self, School Let Out, I Went To Work Out, And The Need To Cheat I Felt; I Ate A Bag Of Chips And Drank A Powerade, The Taste Was So So So Good, And A Smile Was Made; I Went To The Volleyball Game To Cheer, #BAVB Never Lose, No Need To Fear; 3 Sets Went By, And A Victory Was Gained, Boy Oh Boy What A Great Day :D; Then My Good Day Went Spiraling Down, A Rap Battle, My Expression Was Soon A Frown; I Got Flamed, Fried, Roasted, And Spitted At, My Head Hanged Low, I Felt As Small As A Gnat; But Then I Remembered J-Dizzle Retired, I Am No Longer A Rapper, Those Days Expired; Bloggers Blog, And Rappers Rap, And I Love To Blog, And I Love All The Support And All My Fans, I Wish This Was My Day Job, So Show Your Love And Like This Post, 20 Likes And I Get Chipotle, And I Love Chipotle More Than Most; Come Back Tomorrow For Another Read, About A Normal Boy's Life, And His Desire To Be The Best He Can Be.

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Day 10; 10-18-16

Bodies. Bodies Everywhere, Room After Room There Seems To Be No End. You're Probably Wondering How I Ended Up Here, So Let's Rewind. I Woke Up And Headed To School Like Any Normal Day, But Man Was I In For A Treat. I Love Treats Too, Especially When I'm Dieting. (It's Going Great, BTW). When I Arrived To School, I Was Aroused By An Announcement For A Field Trip, I Went To The Auditorium, Where I Met My Soon To Be Bestfriend. My Principal, That's Right The Big Man And I Chilling, Yeah, Me And Ole Robert Sipping On Some Cold Ones Of Rootbeer. S/O To You Robbie-Boy. Now I Was Loaded Onto A Bus To Be Revealed We Were Going To See The Bodies Revealed Exhibit, Where They Displayed Real Bodies To Highlight Different Features. So I May Have Over-Exaggerated At The Beginning. So That Was That. BTW, I Got My Shoes Back So Cheers And Come Back Tomorrow For Another Blog Of A Normal Boy's Life.