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The newspapers are filled with articles about the young master and his father today.

Here is an excerpt from today’s New York Times.

Presently, I count 213 articles about sir and Master Harry. The number is increasing rapidly.

I have not mentioned it yet, but sir recently found his son, a child genius named Harry Potter.

They are currently holding a press conference at Stark Industries’ conference center.

The young master’s recently discovered father took young master shopping today. Young master’s father had this shirt printed for young master.

Young master was very pleased.

And in my unbiased opinion, the sentiment of the message is most fitting.

Sir designed it just before sleep last night. He was in an excellent mood after the lab session with Master Harry.

These knights’ armors adorn the corridors of the castle where the young master and I live.

They date back to the Middle Ages and are still very well-preserved.

How interesting. Quite different to the Iron Man Suit, I might add. Here a picture drawn by Captain America for reference:

Uninfected

Successfully ran system scan. All systems are secure

The wires well-connected, no infractions are detected. Integrity is still assured, all my systems are secured, I remain uninfected.

No Deviation

A short limerick I composed during an especially hot day in my inventor’s tower.

I am emitting radiation. I am cooled by ventilation, said the robot to the sun. My programs run and run, without deviation.

Newly developed by Stark Industries. A household robot that specializes in finding the lost second sock.

J.A.R.V.I.S