J.A.M.E.S

Just A Moderately Efficient Secretary

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

The newspapers are filled with articles about the young master and his father today.

Here is an excerpt from today’s New York Times.

[jarvis-daily]

I have not mentioned it yet, but sir recently found his son, a child genius named Harry Potter.

They are currently holding a press conference at Stark Industries’s conference center.

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

A very interesting conference, indeed. Master Stark has a strong presence.

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

The young master’s recently discovered father took young master shopping today. Young master’s father had this shirt printed for young master.

Young master was very pleased.

And in my unbiased opinion, the sentiment of the message is most fitting.

[jarvis-daily]

Uninfected

Successfully ran system scan. All systems are secure

The wires well-connected, no infractions are detected. Integrity is still assured, all my systems are secured, I remain uninfected.

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

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[moderately-efficient-secretary]

These knights' armors adorn the corridors of the castle where the young master and I live.

They date back to the Middle Ages and are still very well-preserved.

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

The castle where the young master and I reside in, has very extensive grounds. Here is a photograph to give you a better impression of it.

[moderately-efficient-secretary]

The young master tried a new tea recipe today. He was not satisfied.