We're All Mad Here

/ Jas / 30 / / Pastry Chef / Musician /Druid / Queer / "...'Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written..."

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[kosmogrl]

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

"I want her to cum on my cock"

"I want her to cum on my face"

I want her to come to my D&D game so she can see me wearing my super cool wizards hat.

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[treeble12]

I know it's wildly racist and is the "nobility = pale skin" trope, but the real time whitewashing of zelda in wind waker never fails to make me laugh my ass off from how jarring it is. It literally feels like a parody of itself

They hit her with the unseasoned chicken beam 💔💔💔

[oujamon]

why are you white

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[gyossefka]

“Trust Issues” by takiisbranding aka Bruno Cæsar.

[anxietyproblem]

[cannibalchicken]

[freebroccoli]

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

[dykegerard]

[melissax77]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

[shybuprofen]

im on the sex swing asking them to push me

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[64mpg]

yes well it’s because my parents did a lot of things that they shouldn’t have and almost nothing that they should have

[anxeious]