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Theo | 31 | DFW | I put the “erotic” in “neurotic” 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼@hydroxyincubus

[the-bareback-cuntessa]

wet

[neurokinetics]

managed to go to the gym at least a little bit this week, so that's something.

[anthropoetics]

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

[spaceytingz]

@dear-julien ?

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[nu-infinitum]

One time someone called their ass a ‘bum’ while we were sexting and I went soft immediately 🫥

[nicodemite]

[rolswiss]

[michellechang]

and they say boys with curly red hair can't have colorful pillows

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[papermariosuggestion]

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[spaceytingz]

drunk on the beach as usual