time to overanalyze

this is purely for my enjoyment please be nice if I write. my main is @baby-honeyy

[userboxer]

[penandinkprincess]

okay but as much as i love the idea of jaskier having to bribe and determine his way into roach’s favor, i also love the idea of roach being the one who liked jaskier first 

like roach took one look at smiley dummy who looked at geralt like he’s the sun and went, “yeah this one’s gonna be good for the sad foal” and come hell or high water, she was KEEPING him in the herd, damn it

the only reason jaskier got to keep up long enough in the first week to get in geralt’s acceptance was bc roach dragged her feet and didn’t leave him behind because no, dumb witcher foal. you WILL get an emotional support bard, and that’s that.

[jaskierthesimp]

I love looking at it like, roach didn't even think of wether or not he'd make geralt happy, she just really liked him and decided that she wanted him. So really she's dragging her feet because no, dumb witcher foal. I WANT him and you WILL get along with the loud unhinged foal.

[izzy-hands]

JOEY BATEY About Jaskier and Geralt’s Reunion

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher + Text Posts [10/?]

[penny-anna]

I've never seen a more incorrect geralt & jaskier take than ppl calling jaskier the 'moral centre' of the pairing... Like Geralt has a strict moral code n Jaskier sleeps w married women and tried to use a djinn to murder his rival what are u on about

[penny-anna]

Jaskier HAS a moral code but it is incomprehensible to everyone but himself and liable to change from day to day.

[penny-anna]

Like he's canonically down w murder but shocked at the idea of killing someone while they're taking a shit, this guy's morals are fucking nonsense

[hateandashbury]

YOU get it

[zombeesknees]

#you guys don't get it   #he's just polish

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

[requested] #wait someone compare jaskier’s expression when yen asked him for help vs geralt

[anais-ninja-bitch]

at least yenn is a) yennefer of fucking vengerberg and b) brought a hostess gift.

[sargassostories]

wait are you saying cahir is the hoestess gift?

[jaskierthesimp]

Yennefer knows whats up. Need jaskier to do something?

Give him a man for his collection :)

[weaknwanting]

literally just geralt and dandelion being so, so soft and in love in sword of destiny. c’mon netflix step it up

bonus:

[geraskefer]

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#18]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

not the chanel boots 😔

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

I live for Yennefer and Jaskier May Be Married But Geralt (and Ciri) Don't Know How To Ask Them About It

[deus-ex-moshina]

Wait wait it just occurred to me. Rience a) first saw Jaskier performing Burn Butcher Burn at the tavern with zero context, knew that he was mad at Geralt but didn’t know why b) never realized who Yennefer actually was (went to Kaer Morhen instead of following her) and c) saw her again at Melitele’s temple with Geralt

Conclusion: Rience 100% connected the dots himself/thought Jaskier and Geralt had a falling out because Geralt was sleeping with his wife. Essentially

[mysteryclues-deactivated2022042]

she took the bard in the divorce

[yennefairr]

Jaskier being a damsel 🤝 Yennefer being a badass

[clown-of-rivia]

"So Jaskier, how did you become Yennefer and Geralt's boyfriend?"

"Well, funny story..."

Something about Yen going "this is my husband Geralt and this is our boy toy, Jaskier. Jaskier say hi" just gets me.

Geralt introducing them: This is Yen. This is Jaskier. They're mine.

Jaskier introducing them: anyway here's my groupies-

[witcherladies]

ADJOA ANDOH AS NENNEKE The Witcher (2019-)

[geraskiersource]

#just one bro complimenting another bro #nothing gay to see here

[rege-jean]

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?