supernatural sentence starters
all starters taken from the cw show supernatural. feel free to change pronouns as needed.
it’s not u.f.o.s.
well, thank you for your input.
what newspaper did you say you work for?
the only thing you’re missing is a couple dozen cats, [name].
it’s a blood sugar thing.
have you considered the possibility that you suck?
what are the feds doing here?
is it a kinky thing?
go to hell.
didn’t agree with me.
you do what you gotta do.
[name], stop yelling.
you’re breaking up.
i didn’t catch that last part.
what kind?
you’d better run, man.
i think the fourth kind is a butt thing.
empathy, [name]! empathy!
talk to me.
what happened?
god, don’t say that out loud!
[name], not helping.
this is it?
i mean, i’ve had time to adjust.
did it happen when you were kids?
i’d like to help, if i can.
what the hell?
you’re upset.
i was looking into it!
you just gave her the silent ‘how’re you doing’.
it brings up a question.
are you just supposed to sit there in the dark and suffer? even though there’s nothing that can be done at that moment?
you sit in the dark, and you feel the loss.
why not?
make it stop.
what’s his name?
that’s a really nice offer.
do you have bigger cups?
i’m telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers.
shut up.
you took a siesta around noon. yesterday.
i’m sorry.
that’s why we don’t have nice things, [name].
do you guys eat like this every day?
this bird is fantastic.
it’s just chicken.
there’s plenty left.
what if i’m a decoy? or in deep cover?
it’s pathetic.
i miss these talks.
what the hell?
turn it off, turn it off!
i get it.
he’s a fan.
you’re a fan!
just cause you know everything about them doesn’t mean that you actually know them. or that they even know you exist.
oh, that’s cold, [name].
it sucks to be you.
it’s not really much of an operation.
we have to keep two sets of pilots on standby.
it’s exhausting, isn’t it?
it was an honor to even be considered.
what squad?
there is no squad.
it’s a highly guarded secret.
he spoils you?
he only likes his private label scotch.
bring it on, [name].
did it look cool, like in the movies?
nice guess.
right, you’re a mind reader.
it wasn’t a guess.
yeah, right.
cut it out, [name].
you think you’re being funny but you’re being really, really childish.
okay, enough!
this is fun.
that’s all you got?
whoa, easy tiger.
you scared the crap out of me.
that’s cause you’re outta practice.
[name], what the hell are you doing here?
well, i was looking for a beer.
i think i’m allergic to our soap or something.
hey! where were you?
oh, i went out.
so i think i might have a theory about what’s going on.
hey, why don’t you get dressed?
we’ll grab something to eat.
you did this?
you’re a freakin’ jerk!
if you pull that string one more time, i’m gonna kill you.
you look like you got attacked by some pcp crazed strippers.
we earned that.
you can’t just sit.around lip synching eye of the tiger while no one’s watching.
come on, get up here.
you son of a bitch.
i’ve never got a standing ovation before.
i think that entitles me to free drinks for the rest of my life.
i’m gonna get t-shirts made.
i think i deserve some pie.
so what now?
i’m gonna become a hunter.
i can offer a token if you like.
[name]? how did you do that?
[name], i don’t drive.
this is the best day ever!
don’t tell [name].
given the name of the game, i assume that means you won.
i didn’t say that.
it was how you said it.
i could tell.
well who would’ve thought hanging out with me would make you sentimental?
take it easy.
it’s never enough food.
is that real bacon?
get out of my face!
leave me alone!
what the hell did you do?
what’s so funny?
it’s been a long time since i’ve laughed that hard.
you made these?
i just didn’t think you knew what a kitchen was.
i can explain what was going on.
just let it wash over you.
hands off the wheel.
next time i choose.
it’s an honor.
i’ve heard a lot about you.
i’m glad to hear you’ve ceased your extracurricular activities.
you seem troubled.
so i sometimes ignore it.
of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality.
you shot me.
[name], we found something.
i’m here, [name].
i can’t believe you fell for that.
that was the plot of raiders, idiot.
you owe me!
if you don’t help us, i will hunt you down and kill you.
i don’t know yet, but i will look until i find out.
you need help, [name].
it’s so good to see you alive.
i’m looking for my partner.
he has beautiful hair.
this is complicated.
that’s my husband’s chair.
is something wrong?
oh, hi there.
well, they didn’t have a guinea pig. we do.
you have a guinea pig? where?
me, [name]. i’m the guinea pig.
this is not your house.
you’re right.
i’m feeling adventurous.
if we cannot remain civil, then you can skedaddle.
i don’t wear a hat!
you should have your mouth washed out with soap.