panic
all starters are taken from season one of panic. feel free to change pronouns as needed!
you really are a good liar.
because you’re the only one that ever actually does anything!
where’s your mom, [name?]
do llamas bite?
thought we’d lost you there.
fuck you, [name]!
but i trust you.
what about [name]? isn’t she your best friend?
what about her?
not even a kiss goodnight?
you’re the new kid.
hurricane harvey wiped us out.
we didn’t find out until we saw him on the news.
you know, you used to hate cops.
[name] had me clean out the grease trap.
you want to know what i’m afraid of?
[name], ray of sunshine.
you know my name, [name]! your mom screams it every night!
i didn’t do shit for [name]!
there is no together in panic!
that was my money!
yeah, well, it’s my transmission.
i have to get [name] from camp.
you didn’t even ask if llamas bite.
everything i’ve done has been for [name], you know that!
maybe you shouldn’t listen to everything your little boyfriend tells you.
a dollar day every day that school is in session.
i don’t want to watch, i want to play.
then how’d those two kids die last summer?
oh, so it is real.
you want to know what i’m afraid of?
i laugh!
i’ve been here for a year.
menu?
can you get to the point?
i like you. i do, i like you.
it’s for player’s ball.
they couldn’t have just sent an e-vite?
so that’ll just be a swipe right from you, then?
bless her heart, the lady is a tramp!
it’s like even when you’re right next to him, he’s still all alone.
we always said he’d die with a bull-rope in his hand.
what do you want, [name]?
you want to smoke in a shithole?
slacking off is patriotic.
depends. how hot is the bass player?
cinderella, your sock.
you okay?
this way, let’s go this way.
why don’t you ever laugh?
the prize is $50,000!
take a flare.
and uh, no crying, because i’m out of tissues.
i want to say hi to the new kid.
is that your diploma?
are you saying you’re going to miss us?
what are we toasting?
what about a jump from devil’s drop?
looks like we’ve got a player trying for the high point!
contestant, state your name!