One Voice in the Cosmic Fugue

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This is a video my brother made about my cat. It serves very little purpose, but it's cute anyway.

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Does anyone else remember these little shorts about the man and woman that symbolized hands on Nick Jr? The watercolor one was always my favorite and then the planting one.

Also, I found a full video of them on Youtube (x) 

the plant one was the best

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Despite this, I feel good. I have no cancer, I'm still overall healthy, I've had the most incredible support system, and I've been taught one of life's most important lessons. Your life could change in a moment, ALWAYS BE SUPER GRATEFUL FOR EVERY LITTLE THING IN YOUR LIFE. Everything is a gift. Each day, you need to love the sun, your bed, the folks in your life, your body, your furniture, the way the sky looks, EVERYTHING. Life is a gift. PLease, know this. Love everything, otherwise you'll be doomed to misery. So, that's my bit. I have MS, and that has opened my eyes to a new world. Learn a lesson from my journey, please, appreciate everything. 

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Can we just talk about how fucking cute me and my dad were?

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I want to fill your pussy with beer and lap it out of you and lick you clean

I love messages like these. I never know what I'm in for with you guys. 

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8/09

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Can you sit on my face and ill eat my way to your heart?

omg i think this is it guys. this is the message i've been waitng for.

come to me, anon. we can do anything you want.

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Textbooks are fucking expensive, and if your professor doesn’t require a physical copy (most don’t - they just want you to have the book at hand. Or maybe even not. Some professors literally give no fucks about whether you have the book or not) and you don’t mind having your...

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Day One, Four recent photos of yourself.

This is from being bored in school all day. I'm second on the left.

This is before prom. 

During prom.

After prom.

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This is a poem that I wrote on the Colgate bus with Sarah and Eric.

The Lorna Doones smelled of

filthy whore bosom.

The scent drove me wild,

I filled my pants with cum.

I took a bite,

It tasted of the milk of goddesses!

It was sweet and salty

As was the ejaculate, which filled my...

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Day 6: Most cherished memory.

I don't know how to even begin to choose. I guess that changes with my mood. As of lately, I've been thinking about this place I used to go to with my family when I was probably nine, or ten. Nowhere special. Just this field. We went there pretty frequently, I'd say. It was the most beautiful place in the world. The road that led to it was lined with trees that curved over, so that only bits of light would get in through the leaves. Then, once you got there, you could go left, or right, if you want left, there was some rocks to sit on by the grass, and it led to a cliff that overlooked a breathtaking countryside. You could have a picnic, or run around, or simply sit and think and soak it all in. If you went right, There was a field of tall, tall grass, with gorgeous orange, and purple flowers. The area was fenced with trees, that led to a forest. I was always too young to dare to explore it. However, if you ran through the grass a bit, you'd soon find another incredible sight. Endless fields. The best part was, this incredible, beautiful place was entirely natural. The earth made this all by herself.

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Happy Wednesday.  

I think antiperspirant is a trap.  

I don’t really perspire that much, something I only noticed after I started using rubbing alcohol instead of stick deodorant/antiperspirant.  

I also don’t smell that bad, but the clothes I wore while using antiperspirant are forever scarred, no matter how much I scrub their little armpits. 

Fun fact: Deodorants combined with antiperspirant agents are classified as drugs by the FDA.  

79/365

I don’t wear antiperspirant either! I actually sweat much less since I quit shaving and wearing antiperspirant.  I’ve never used rubbing alcohol though? hmm.

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The mall is where we reached the peak of the trip and it was crazy intense. Especially when I had to order pizza and when we ran into the strangest group of people from our school. It was such an amazing time

best day ever.