in your orbit 🪐

(They/them) chronically online, battling teenage brain rot. Battling teenage brain rot 🧠

[doradotcom]

daily affirmations: at least im not 14 🙏❤️

[savagegood]

"You're gonna be a Knight, Bal! They're gonna love you. Like I do." | NIMONA (2023)

[wlwellbutrin]

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”

Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

[jasmineindoors]

I can’t believe this is about Emily Dickens

[69shadesofgray]

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

[jasmineindoors]

Peaches and a broken tibia

[pinof]

Why I Don't Want Kids

[danielhowell]

okay i appreciate you all but i just feel some things i say don't need to be immortalised in gifs i am so sorry

[jasmineindoors]

Most importantly…where the fuck would you put a baby

[jasmineindoors]

guys I miss parks and rec so much is peec*ck worth it???

[savagegood]

“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?

NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022

[jasmineindoors]

This movie IS EVERYTHING 😭😭😭

[jasmineindoors]

yeah I did come back on this app cuz Twitter is stupid now…

this app gives me so much trauma guys I still feel embarrassed 😳 to be a tumblr girlie

[jasmineindoors]

if you know me from high school no you don’t

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[jasmineindoors]

Need some good luck right about now

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

[relelvance]

Hotboxing but instead of weed it's evil energy

[wander-in-arda]

boardroom

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[pomeranian2]

[longanimals]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Batman could prevent more crime by investing money into Arkham Asylum security measures.