everyone in the right lane is my enemy. no i will NOT be letting you in after you just cut the whole line. dickhead

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
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if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@cherrybutchh
everyone in the right lane is my enemy. no i will NOT be letting you in after you just cut the whole line. dickhead
My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.
"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone
"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.
the idea of a frat having an in house scribe is endlessly amusing to me. imagine the living room court hearings over coors light vs michelob and who sold in fort the other day and beer dye regulations. imagine kyle decked out in double sunglasses and beige chino shorts typing at 20wpm while the boys discuss keg stand techniques that NEED to be notarized for future generations. imagine the possibilities
it sucks that you never know what kind of watermelon you’re gonna get until you crack it open. metaphor for chungus life ig
i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry but a cinderella story does something to me IMMMMMM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY but like just picture cmm cmm mcmc as a butch lesbian and it’s all good bro it’s all fuckin good
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
I like to think that since Rumi lived in the middle of nowhere for most of her life she knows how to fix most things around the house. Mira, on the other hand, doesn't know how to fix shit but her lovergirl tendencies make her feel bad for not being able to help so she just stays next to Rumi the whole time asking if she needs anything
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We need more blank-stare Zoeys out in the world
(The answer to her question is that they all got a lil tism in em [insert nod emoji])
[yoda voice] seven, six.
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out
Lover Girl Mira <3
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
my impression of a jorgeous tweet: Fuck I Forgot To Protect Queer Art
they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do
they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about