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this image is insanely funny because you have people who were abused, assaulted, manipulated etc. (see: The invisible man, ready or not, knives out) and did what they had to in order to survive and then like... amy dunne from gone girl.

Like how do you compare a woman who was almost killed in her own home by an abusive and controlling ex and someone who faked their death, r*pe and stalking just to get back at people for menial things. And have your conclusion be that these are equally bad and awful humans

(also notice how male characters like the joker who are objectively awful people can be idolized but when characters who are women have moral greyness they are demonized, even when in the right)

#beach moodboard

#school aesthetic

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HI!~ SAGE!~ Can I have a scenario with Ushijima, Bokuto and Tsukishima? Their S/O is usually really shy so they have a hard time expressing their feelings? And one day they fall alseep on top of them? In the morning they confess its because the boys make them feel safe and they're comfortable around them? - 🌼

— Haikyuu boys' reaction to their S/O falling asleep on top of them

↳ a/n — I think I would probably be able to die happy if I were in this situation 🥺🥺 ALSO FALLING ASLEEP ON BOKUTO SEEMS LIKE HEAVEN, HE WOULD BE SO WARM AND WEFBERGHRBEGE I CANNOT

↳ includes — Ushijima Wakatoshi, Bokuto Koutarou, Tsukushima Kei

— Ushijima Wakatoshi

Ushijima knew you were asleep the moment you dozed off because he wasn't paying attention to the movie playing on the television at all. Why would he when you were a much more interesting sight to behold than the random rom-com you two were watching?

You seemed so invested in the story, gasping and giggling at certain parts, and your boyfriend couldn't help but smile at your little reactions. Over time, he noticed you slowly leaning more into him as you struggled to keep your eyes open. He didn't say anything though and simply watched you droop your head down on his chest, now fast asleep.

To say that he turned into a statue would be the best way to describe his reaction. He remained still, choosing not to move so much as an inch as you curled into him. He didn't budge, not even when his leg started to go numb from the uncomfortable position he was in, or when he suddenly had the urge to pee. However, he wasn't bothered by this, he was purely content in that position, smiling down at you as he gently caressed the top of your head.

When you began to stir after about half an hour—much to his disappointment—the way you blinked up at him groggily was enough to fill his weekly supply of serotonin.

"Sorry, Toshi. I didn't mean to fall asleep," You said through a yawn, stretching your arms up lazily. You turned to him and went back to your earlier position, nuzzling into his chest, "I just feel so safe with you, I guess I can't help it."

The corner of Ushijima's lips twitched upwards as he placed a loving kiss on the top of your head, "You don't have to apologize, (Y/N). I'm glad to know you feel that way."

— Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto's laughs and little gasps filled the room as his round, golden eyes remained transfixed on the action movie playing on the screen. It was another blockbuster that just came out and your boyfriend was so excited to see it but as much as you wanted to stay up and watch with him, your exhaustion got the better of you and you found yourself dozing off on his chest.

Others would have jolted awake the moment Bokuto would let out a hearty laugh or yell in shock at a certain scene but you on the other hand were a special case, more than used to his boisterous self. So much so that you could sleep in peace through it, over time you supposed that it's become comforting and not bothersome at all.

A particularly cool fight scene had just ended, one that had Bokuto practically shaking in his seat, "Hey, hey, (Y/N), wasn't that guy so cool the way he—(Y/N)? Are you sleeping?" He went from half-yelling to whispering in a split second, tilting his head forward to get a better look at your face, confirming that you were in fact fast asleep.

His heart swelled at the sight of you, you just looked so adorable like this. He felt even giddier upon thinking of how difficult you found it sometimes to express yourself and be vulnerable like this and that you were comfortable enough to fall asleep with him by your side.

"Okay, goodnight, babe." He said in a whisper, pressing a kiss on your forehead and turning back to the movie, a small smile on his face as he lowered the volume down for you, his arm wrapped tightly around your shoulder.

— Tsukishima Kei

You loved your boyfriend, you really did, but what you didn't love was how he always insists on watching dinosaur documentaries every time you two stay in to watch movies. But how could you say no to him when he gets so excited when watching them? Always pointing certain things out to you and explaining why he thought they were so special with a childlike glint in his eyes.

So you endured and always agree to watch them with him, they weren't that bad, some were actually pretty interesting but tonight the low, calming voice of the narrator was doing nothing but lull you to sleep against your will. As the dinosaur, whatever its name was, caught its prey, your head fell down against Tsukishima's shoulder, your eyelids fluttering shut.

Of course, the blonde didn't notice, only silently shifting in his seat to accommodate your head on his shoulder and make you both comfortable but his eyes never left the television screen.

Minutes went by, and when a particularly ugly-looking creature was introduced by the narrator, Tsukishima chuckled and pointed at it, "Hey, it looks like you."

He awaited your response, a witty quip or a light smack to his chest but nothing came. He looked down, an eyebrow raised to find you fast asleep, clutching tightly onto his arm. He froze, stiffening in his seat as you shuffled closer to him, nuzzling yourself on him as you shifted into a more comfortable position.

He scoffed, trying to feign indifference as if you were watching and could bear witness to the slight tinge of pink rising on his cheeks. He tried to keep focusing on the documentary but his eyes kept darting back to your slumbering figure, a small uncharacteristic smile now on his face. He reached over to the seat next to him and grabbed the throw blanket on it, draping it over you.

"Idiot." He said as he tucked you in, shaking his head at you.

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ﾟ☆ the haikyuu boys when they have a crush on you.

featuring: tsukishima, kuroo, bokuto, suna, sugawara, ushijima, atsumu

warnings: just fluff!

pt. 2

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐄𝐈

he stares. an unhealthy amount tbh. there’s not a passing second where he’s not boring his eyes into your skull. he’s discreet though; he knows when you feel like someone is looking at you so he always looks away just in time. spends all his class periods that he has with you just staring. at this point, he knows every detail of your face. you got any moles? he knows! how your nose curves and all the bumps on it? he knows! your curl pattern/hair type? yup! that’s memorized too! maybe a bit creepy but who cares? it’s tsukishima anyways!

also does this thing where he purposefully flusters you by asking you for the class notes. he has them, reviewed them and everything, but he just loves seeing your wide eyes when he grazes his fingers over yours. will maybe, like once a month, wink at you randomly when he sees you stare at him. he’ll ask why you always look at him (hypocrite smh) and if you’re that obsessed with him. he’s annoying and i hate him.

𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐎 𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐎

man, if you thought tsukki was annoying kuroo’s like 10x worse. like seriously. the type of dude who observes almost everything about you, so he literally knows almost everything about you before you even start dating. he sees the goosebumps form on your skin in the middle of class and right after he calls you over and starts rubbing his hands up and down your arms to “keep you warm.” you get SO nervous and this mf just laughs in your face. you tell him that his hoodie will suffice and he hands it to you with a smug smirk on his face.

he also subtly will express interest in the things you like! if you do makeup, he’ll come up to you and ask if you can put lip gloss on him in front of everybody. you stand there like “???” and he simply just asks if there’s a problem. you say no and apply the gloss, and he thanks you by placing a kiss on your cheek (way too close to the corner of your mouth, by the way). someone eradicate this man.

𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎

he’s so kind. forces akaashi to come over to his house every sunday night and he makes cute little bentos for you!! they always look good and the food tastes incredible (because akaashi and his older sisters made it lmfao). he also writes little notes in them with the worst pick up lines ever. one time one said, “my love for you is like diarrhea, i can’t hold it in!” and you almost killed him. he laughed really hard giving it to you and you decided that the planned murder would happen another time (his laugh is adorable, okay).

also tries baking for you things but it never works out, so he always buys you cheap snacks from the vending machine right outside school. you love the snacks — they always taste good — and he loves how happy you look receiving them. but!! after every baking fail he sends you a photo of the monster-looking brownies and he’s like, “burned them but they still taste good!!!!!!! :D wanna try one tomorrow???” you always refuse his offer, the brownies look horribly radioactive.

𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎

texts you so often. every single hour of the day. he stays up late and wakes up early, so he has no fear when it comes to spamming you. he will tell you everything that goes on his life with no shame.

“post nut clarity hits like a bitch”

“atsumu just texted me telling me that he took the fattest shit and it hurt so bad because osamu undercooked the rice and now he has constipation????”

you: suna i really didn’t need to know that

“my dog just pissed all over the carpet omfg”

“[name] i left my plate of bacon on my bed and my dog came in and stole it :(”

you: i literally don’t care

suna: well I DO so now you’ll have to hear about it

“just smacked my sister down the stairs bc he stole my cake :P”

you: ????????????

“[name] i just found dora x diego fanart i might puke”

you: were you looking for it????????? how do you find THAT

he treats you like his fucking diary and you are tired of it!!!! someone lock this man up for not knowing how to keep anything to himself.

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈

the biggest sweetheart. seriously, he’s so perfect. he finds flowers all over the school and comes up to you, randomly placing them behind your ear or simply braids/tucks them into your hair. if you don’t have any hair/extremely short hair, he either makes a flower crown and places it on your head or he makes a flower bracelet of some sort. they are always beautiful, the flowers he picks perfectly contrast your glowing skin color. he also loves seeing you walk around school with them, everyone thinks that the two of you are dating due to how intimate this action normally is.

he also loves sending you songs that he likes! i think suga would probably have a diverse taste in music, so one day he’ll send you a soothing taylor swift love song and the next he’ll send you a biggie song about rabid sex. someone PLEASE control him.

𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈

i have a headcanon that ushijima knows how to knit and crochet, so his way of showing love is making you stuff! he makes you all sorts of things, they range from hats to scarves and he once attempted making you a sweater (he knitted this one — there were lots of loose stitches, but you still loved it). he’s surprisingly good at crocheting and he normally does it when he’s not practicing or studying. he also really likes it because it’s a nice way for him to release stress, especially because he’s thinking of you.

one time tendou sent him a picture of a froggy hat (looks like this) and he tried his best to crochet one for himself, you and tendou! they ended up looking great! he handed it to you the next day with a small frog keychain, and a small smile appeared on his face when he saw how happy you looked. the three of you now walk around town with matching froggy hats. everyone wants to be you tbh.

𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔

shows off way too much for his own good. prides himself in being able to carry you no matter your weight, so he’ll randomly hoister you up into a carrying hug when he sees you around school (if you ever express discomfort by it he’ll immediately stop!) he annoyingly calls you his “teddy bear that just can’t get enough of him” as if HE isn’t the one who is basically attached to you. he’s probably really into skinship, so one hand is always somewhere on your body. most of the time he has a hand behind your back (if you happen to be taller than him he literally doesn’t care, he’ll sacrifice his ability to see what’s in front of him just so he can touch you somehow).

he likes kissing the top of your head when he accomplishes something, so after a good game or a passing test grade he’ll run up to you, take you in his arms, and give a long kiss to your forehead or the top of your head. even when he fails at something he’ll come up to you with a sad look on his face and he’ll ask if he can hug you for a few minutes. you’ll of course say yes, and he’ll snuggle his head into your shoulder and inhale your scent deeply.

he also follows you a lot. he almost acts like a lost puppy; if he meets you in the halls he’ll ask if he can take you where you need to go so that he can “protect” you. you always roll your eyes, but the action is sweet so you always let it pass.