lena

she/her, PL

[jasminocano]

[cliffburtonlover]

This is amazing

[biy146685]

贝斯手的手指…好吧

[lumberjerk]

excited for this years tour so made a buckethead fancam. you will see him. you will look at him.

[bansheebot]

I'm glad bucket's original (fan?)site still works in all its early 2000s internet jank.

[cr33pygr33nlight]

-from interview @ Rock AM Ring 2007

[spideronhiship]

1995 Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Metalmania festival)

[cr33pygr33nlight]

[carm3n-carm3n]

carnivore 🫀

[sweatingbulets]

he’s nodding like he knows what the fuck is going on

[emoadler]

him and this damn wheel the entire interview

[vampiressmoney]

Well. At least sometimes old school Jaymz still shows up.

[cliffburton-vids]

1984 WCSB.89.3 radio interview with Cliff and Kirk

[ride-the-hammett]

Kirk was a trip, making those noises!! And when he talks about his riffs...🤭🤭🤣🤣Cliff's all chill.

[yourstrulydarlinggg]

Thomas is so boyfriend/husband material I know bc like-😏

LOOK AT HIS BACK LIKE😩

🤭🫣

[labeanzsz]

Ain’t he handsome? Who could bully such a cutie pie??

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.