I'm imagining a comedy of errors around Unidentified on Main(Plus others, give it a second) Omegaverse, turning into a fic that's just post-heat Jason trying to figure out who's fuckin kid this is.
I have no idea how this would be set up, this is still in the 'Idea I had at 2 am' stage.
But for some reason or other, Jason ends up in a house with Danny, Wes, Roy, -and y'know what fuck it. Let's throw in Kyle Rayner, just to fuck shit up even more- and goes into heat.
3-5 awesome, confusing days later, Jay realises they may have made a mistake.
This is doubly confirmed when he gets a positive pregnancy test.
He goes to Bruce to try and do an in-utero DNA test, because he'd rather know who to badger for child support, only to find out that since he's ecto-contaminated to shit at this point, the DNA sample basically fucking melts before they can analyse it.
Fast-forward nine months, and this group of guys is trying to tell based on looks and genetic health conditions WHO IS THE FUCKING FATHER?
Only instead of actually resembling any one of them? The kid is like, blond or something. Where did blond come from? Well the only source they can think of is Sheila Fucking Haywood, and she's on JASON'S side, so that still gives zero indication. Unless fucking somehow Stephanie Brown is the father, despite her not even being there.
So essentially this kid just has like five dads, because by the end of this they've all gotten emotionally attached to the little brat. And now Jason has to navigate this fucking bizarre polycule/harem crap. And Damian looks at Bruce, Dick, Tim, and now Jason dealing with their fucking bizarre polyamorous bullshit that keeps blowing up in their faces, and swears to only ever have one partner at a time.
Tim takes it as a personal challenge to have a weirder polycule drama.
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