Creamy Meme, dude

Carter | 19 | Gay | They/ Them | NH Follow my art blog! @Bixbyart

[nevver]

Common Phrases Correctly

[nijuukoo]

Oh thank the gods

[blargh-ish-deactivated20200722]

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[perks-of-being-chinese]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[zeverity]

[pro-gay]

[vaults-of-zin]

@setheverman

[the28thadvocate-deactivated2022]

I did not expect that

[ruinedchildhood]

@setheverman

[markocomics]

Nerd and Jock Ep 14

[beesdontexist]

Ezra Furman - Live at the Bowery Ballroom New York

[30minutememes]

[taehyungsart]

Blessed be the mystery of love.

[nitw-edits]

[mrbenwyatt]

[stability]

[crustyclarinet]

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

[crustyclarinet]

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

I’m sorry WHAT

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

[beesdontexist]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[wrotten]

kiss ur own forehead. haunt ur own house

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.