Common Phrases Correctly
Oh thank the gods
You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

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Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
sheepfilms
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Peter Solarz

shark vs the universe

Andulka
tumblr dot com
YOU ARE THE REASON
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
cherry valley forever

JVL
dirt enthusiast
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Common Phrases Correctly
Oh thank the gods
You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.
jolting awake @ 3AM mood
me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter
what’s the mood… for april?
@setheverman
I did not expect that
@setheverman
Nerd and Jock Ep 14
Ezra Furman - Live at the Bowery Ballroom New York
Blessed be the mystery of love.
wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.
hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth
I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic
I’m sorry WHAT
I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic
My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
kiss ur own forehead. haunt ur own house
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.