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@drizzit
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Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state
how it feels to refer to menās āpecsā as their tits
when it wasn't meant to be š¤£š¤£ but the potential of possibility still plagues you š¤
sailors, where are the collins/little shippers? colittle? there has to be SOMETHING out there. i'm having thoughts about men again.
A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.
Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?
He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.
hey I have a new rule Iād like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons
products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything
Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob
Starting a Whatās in my bag chain
Hereās my bag šš±š
No pressure tags @boozilla-valentina @greensleeves2107 @shamanbluesss @mariaportadoceu and any who wants to play <3
Hereās my ābagā
Tagging @greensleeves2107
@simonamorao and @boozilla-valentina thank you so much for tagging meāŗš
Packed my bag :) wow I've got so much stuff! Forgot to add my lipstickš
No pressure tagg: @tsukimiii @soffesoffee @swallow-wind @myalicelostinwonderland @kettle-on
Ahh thank you so much for tagging me @greensleeves2107 !!
Here's my bag :)) this was so fun!!
No pressure tags: @bunnyprincessbecca @ninetimesbluedemo @nastasyafilippovna11 @earthandsunandmoon @libramooon and whoever else would like to!
thann you for tagging me @swallow-wind!!
idk how putting pins on leather like this would work but shhhhhh
no pressure tags:
@kurtisrichardprattbstard @softersalt @cimacally @tatsuyamss @ro-fromthestars @sneez @kitty-diangelo @/anyone else who wants to do it please!!!!
Iāve never been one for carrying more on me than I absolutely have to, but I nonetheless appreciate the tag @nastasyafilippovna11
tagging @chess-blackmyre @something-softer @karinyosa @bumblingest-bee @whittakerchambers @stoportotouch @muined
i don't go out much. (pretend that the black book on top says "OPERA SCORE" on it.)
tagging. uh. anybody who feels like it.
So difficult š anyways yeah I'm just trying to survive out here. The iPad should be computer sized and it's missing various sweets + my work uniform + MY PERFUMES but this is pretty accurate to how it is. Stretched across my backpack, target tote bag, and my pants pockets
Tagging uhh @boybelikethatsometimes @aboutyoutoo and @earl-goupil if yall want and whoever else wants to do it!!
Eh. Accurate enough.
Thank you for the tag!
I'm going to be tagging, @drizzit, and @dannydakota. No pressure :]
YAYAYAYYAYA THANK U FOR INVITING MEEEE smth weird happened when trying to move stuff and it kept going off the screen so excuse the clutter
Tagging @lesbianbillygibson @satansluckycigarette @seraphimsoup
listen to me you have to think about jopson hallucinating okay. yoou have to think about the fact ALL of the food on the table that he's carelessly pushing and moving past is NON-SENSICAL, WEIRD, HOW IT'S FRAMED AS MADE UP RANDOM-SHIT but his CAPTAIN is CRYSTAL CLEAR. he's crystal clear and behaving regularly and he's not focusing on jopson and he's TALKING. he's BRIGHT. he's the ATTENTION and the FOCUS. and jopson is crawling towards him EAGERLY because he's the sole-realness in his own hallucinations, the only real being to him!! because he's the only one that MATTERS to him. not the food. not the fact he's actively starving. the food is all these little concepts he has of what food WOULD be like, or what his mind would think of when he thinks about the idea of food. and crozier is just the exact same and he's perfect-replica. and he's in uniform!! nothing casual about these two okay. you have to think about this. ok. he doesn't have to think about crozier he knows him exact and ripe. ok. all the food is like he HAD TO think of something to fill in space but crozier was PROMISED to be there. he makes sense to be there. he makes sense to be at the head of the table, preoccupied, to jopson. it all makes sense to him. it all makes sense when you see crozier. the rest doesn't matter to you or jopson.
insta oomf told me to post this on here lololol
name my first bandcamp album
Untitled
Self Titled
Joan Stein & The Mean Benzene
Joan Stein & The Wine Pipeline
The Red Coaxial Cable of Fate
For The Ones I Will Forget
DESKBOP
This Or The Bridge
Pieces of People That Loved Me
What You Left In The Wires
Headspace Staircase
Keep Happen
name my second bandcamp album
Joan Stein & The Mean Benzene
Joan Stein & The Wine Pipeline
The Red Coaxial Cable of Fate
For The Ones I Will Forget
This or The Bridge
Pieces of People That Loved Me
What You Left In The Wires
Headspace Staircase
Keep Happen
Neurotransmitter Replacement Therapy
Fertile Enough For A Flower
Beautiful Women Called Cognitive Decline
https://studiostein.bandcamp.com/ the first one was $4.13 with 10 songs. this album has an extra 5, so i thought it only fair to bump the minimum price up to $4.20 for absolutely no other reason whatsoever.
if you can't afford it but would like a download, genuinely just let me know! i can give you a code no problem
ty for everything
your friends do love you. your mental illness is just a meanie
hey guys can you develop more complex nuanced loving views of yourselves. thanks.
he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night