So No Idea What To Put Here So Penis!

So like why get only one nipple piercing? Like I don't understand that. Also I'm atheist, so ya know fuck off. Having faith is fine but as soon as you start judging someone negatively because of your faith is when you lose all my respect. Breasts are nice, bums are nice. I'm like 78% straight but Andy and few guys have change that for me. I realized that one day Andy is going to die and I cried. I can be a huge asshole. I'm currently not single. I'm weird as all fucking hell. I'm probably a man whore. I used to have a sexy as fuck body and it makes me sad that I'm losing it. BOTDF and people that like it NEED to be very brutally murdered so if you like them please do me a favor and leave now. And none of you probably care about any of this whatsoever. So bye.

[bimbandboozled]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cut apple taste better than eating a whole apple

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you reach your parents’ age when they had you you suddenly realize how unprepared they were to have a child.

[ampervadasz]

[pepoline13]

Cat’s noses

[sunnymeddows]

[lubricates]

this just made my day

[cosmonautroger]

[did-you-know]

UPS trucks don’t turn left. Their policy to never turn across oncoming traffic, even when it shortens their routes, reduces traffic collisions and delays, so they plan routes that avoid left turns whenever possible. This reportedly cuts their number of trucks by 1,100, saves 10 million gallons of fuel and emits 22,000 fewer tons of carbon dioxide per year, and lowers the annual distance traveled by 28.5 million miles. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[xslowly]

[erikonakaotokyo]

[iamquietlydrowning]

[br0ken-l0st]

maybe it’ll help me sleep💊

[bugwings]

[did-you-know]

If you didn’t sleep well last night, you can convince yourself that you did just by believing you aren’t tired. It’s called ‘placebo sleep,’ it improves cognitive function, and it makes you perform better than when you spend the day thinking about being tired. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[did-you-know]

There’s a tube of wax that keeps your glasses from sliding down your nose. Nerdwax, which was featured on the show Shark Tank, is designed to rub onto your nose or glasses pads like chapstick and hold your frames in place for hours at a time. 

(Source)

[visual-infinity]

A tree on fire after a lightning strike

[thepersonalquotes]

[neverthere12345]

[everythingfox]

Paw²