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very sexy indeed
[id: a tweet by @/wanderlu5tt reading, ‘people who leave essays as comments on ao3 i hope u know ur very existence is very sexy’. /end id]
Pomegranates
Pairing: Theon Greyjoy x Sansa Stark
Warnings: Domestic violence, abusive relationships, sexual abuse, implied/referenced rape/non-con, torture and references to torture, Ramsay Bolton
Synopsis: They meet again in Winterfell, but there is much to be explained.
Sansa is married to Ramsay Bolton, but this time, she does not forget the lessons she learned on her journey there.
Chapter: Sansa I
Words: 653
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She let out a gasp, hard iron catching her fall. Sansa hardly had a moment to register what was happening at all, just barely throwing herself back and away from the bars of the kennels as the dogs came forward, snarling and lunging where her hands just were. Much of her life since she traveled to King’s Landing with her father had been filled with treachery and betrayal, but this betrayal by Lord Baelish - giving her to him - was a betrayal she could have never seen coming. He’d promised her safety and happiness and Winterfell. She supposed one of the three was better than none. She could feel her heart beating in her chest, like a bird trying to escape the cage she called her ribcage. She wanted to cry out, but all she could do was stare as the hounds tried to lunge at her.
“Do you like my hounds, my lady?” Ramsay Snow - Bolton, now - loomed over her, a grin that was too large for his face appearing.
He offered her no help, though she was not entirely surprised. Instead, she got to her feet slowly, brushing off her skirts with her hands before she spoke. “Yes, my lord. They are quite fierce. I have no doubt you trained them well.” If he would offer her no protection as her soon to be lord husband, then she would have to continue to wear courtesy as her armor.
There was a flash of something in the man’s eyes. Surprise, perhaps, or was it annoyance? Whatever it had been, it was gone before she could begin to wonder. He bared his teeth, almost like one of his hounds, “you like them? Perhaps I shall gift one of them to you, my lady. As a wedding gift.”
Sansa smiled sweetly, though the thought of having one of those hounds made her sick to her stomach, “a most generous offer, my lord. I should be happy with whatever gift you decide to give me.” In a way, Ramsay reminded her of Joffrey in his cruelty and unpredictable nature. She knew it was more likely, however, that she was about to face something far worse.
Her words only seemed to anger Ramsay, the man scowling as he grabbed her arm and began to lead her away from the kennels. Perhaps he’d hoped to get a rise out of her, to make fear shine in her eyes as he watched the hounds tear at her soft flesh. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw something move in the back of the kennels, a flash of white hair among a pile of rags. She thought better of it and did not ask what it was as Ramsay led her. She had no doubt it would only anger the man, and she would not receive an answer anyway.
Sansa already knew that Ramsay and Joffrey may have been cut from the same cloth, both wicked and cruel in their own way. Even so, Sansa never married Joffrey. She was subject to his beatings and his humiliations, but she never had to worry about what would become of her as his wife once she left King’s Landing. She could not say the same for Ramsay. They were to be wed in a few days’ time, and she had no doubt he too would take liberties with her. The question was which and when? Something about Ramsay was wrong, worse than Joffrey, and she knew she may be in a great deal of danger the moment they said their vows under the Heart Tree.
Yes, he was quite good at playing the charming lord, just as Joffrey played the gallant knight of her childhood dreams. The thought that it had taken a matter of days for Ramsay to show his true self was troubling to say the least. Sansa felt she’d walked from one lion’s den and into another.
They meet again in Winterfell, but there is much to be explained.
Sansa is married to Ramsay Bolton, but this time, she does not forget the lessons she learned on her journey there.
Pomegranates is now available on Ao3
The soup was rushed, but here it is. Get it while it’s still warm
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
“… if you’ll have me.” As if she’d have anyone else.
ICYMI, there was fear that companies were scraping public AO3 fics to train their AI without the consent of AO3 or its users. That fear has been confirmed.
AO3 has written about what they’re doing (and what they’re not able to do), and they recommend restricting your work to AO3 registered users only. [Instructions here]
This gross misuse of the archive by techbros is why I’ve locked down my fics for the foreseeable future. I recommend the rest of you do the same.
I am jealous of everyone who can write (and finish!!!!!) twelve stories at a time. Me? I… I write an outline at two in the morning and then don’t commit until a month later :)
I Kissed Someone (It Wasn’t You) on AO3!!
Sequel to Four Tequilas Down
Warning for nsfw themes and some vomiting
The artistic block is strong, and for that I apologize
The Laws of Science
Date: 07.12.2022
Pairing: Matt Murdock x Peter Parker
Words: 1.600
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Matt Murdock, Peter Parker, Foggy Nelson, others
Genre: Romance
Length: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Requested: No
Prompts: in this post @human-that-exists wrote to @obvious-captain-rogers: for the Spideydevil prompts what about college profs Matt and Peter and peter takes matt's last name get married over the summer and students who took them the year before are very confused and Matt has like 12 students trying to figure out how law is related to their Chem class.
Summary: Matt and Peter, both professors at the same university got married. It causes some confusion among their students.
A/N: English is not my first language, so feel free to correct any mistake, and I would love to know what you think about it. If you like my works, please like and reblog them. REQUESTS ARE OPEN. I posted a List of prompts, so check it out! Let me know if you would like to be tagged in my works.
IF YOU LIKE MY WORKS, PLEASE REBLOG THEM
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Matt smiled, welcoming the gentle chatter of the students filling the halls as he made his way to his class. As much as he had loved summer, he had missed teaching.
how'd you get into spideydevil? and spideytorch now that we're here
Oh shit I’m sorry I didn’t see this!! It was honestly comic books. Lots of panels where it was enough for me to go “yeah this could be a thing”. A lame answer, but a true one
I’m going to repost with said panels, but I have to crack open some of my comics
I’m sure there’s more but (shrugs)
how'd you get into spideydevil? and spideytorch now that we're here
Oh shit I’m sorry I didn’t see this!! It was honestly comic books. Lots of panels where it was enough for me to go “yeah this could be a thing”. A lame answer, but a true one
I’m going to repost with said panels, but I have to crack open some of my comics
how'd you get into spideydevil? and spideytorch now that we're here
Oh shit I’m sorry I didn’t see this!! It was honestly comic books. Lots of panels where it was enough for me to go “yeah this could be a thing”. A lame answer, but a true one
New chapter for Unremarkable But Marked on Ao3
✨✨Read it here✨✨
Chapter 22 (the last one) of Love Can Tell A Million Stories is up on Ao3!!
✨✨Read it here!!!✨✨
My Matt Murdock head voice:
My Peter Parker head voice:
Don’t be mad! It made itself in my brain!
(This wasn’t my originally planned next long work, but uh. It birthed itself)