ねねね。

ママ！ママ！俺がバカと言われた。 21, avid fan of stuff. (I like singing too)

[weloveshortvideos]

[ghostpain-deactivated20161208]

angel lol

[crowfeatherr]

The most talented dog

[allisonpregler]

This kills me every time!

[avengersonna]

me

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

[manukahunny-deactivated20170919]

[valsdas]

i think it’s time to bring back my favourite festive vine

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[strongbowdarkfruit]

this is so funny 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

terrible puns i’ve heard so far:

william bakespeare

william shakespliff 

much ado about puffing

a midsummer night’s weed 

please add to the list 

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

hamlit

[vualire]

The taming of the blue

[jacobtheloofah]

twelfth light

[thetrippytrip]

Yesterday, President Obama fed veterans & the homeless while Trump mocked a person’s disability. Happy Thanksgiving.

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[d0nn0]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[awesomevines]

[eziocauthon89]

Bless you for creating this abomination and crime against nature

[atheistnextdoor]

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

[pre-med-timelord]

The last one was great!

[blue-flamingoo]

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

[pokefan211]

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

[meldee]

“Circle softs”

“Dishy squishers”

“Spongie toughies”

Target what the sweet hell????

[torios]

[bigmamagumbo-deactivated2017021]

PUFFY FLUFFS

[estradoll]

Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?

[angelus80]

Yes.

[supermarketgenetics]

“I know your game has no release date, but look at the state of my country… look at the world we live in.”

“Everything is going to be okay, Mr. President. I promise.”

[chessys]

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[dashlit]

in sixth grade my homeroom teacher caught this kid stephen saying, “that’s so gay.”

so he told the class that for the rest of the week, anytime you wanted to express something negatively, you could say, “that’s so stephen.”

and it started out as a joke, where even this stephen kid was going around using it, laughing at it, not really caring. it was funny, i guess.

but then one of his friends got a bad mark on a test and said, “that’s so stephen.”

we had a blacktop recess and everyone kept saying, “that’s so stephen.”

and when we got too loud doing groupwork and had to separate and work silently, everyone in the class kept muttering, “that’s so stephen.”

and the weirdest part was that even though it was just a word we were using, even though it had nothing to do with stephen, we all sort of blamed stephen.

and as everyone kept using “that’s so stephen,” all week, you could see stephen himself finding it less and less funny. we played a game called “pamplemousse” in french class and everyone got stephen out right away if they could. someone literally went and found one of stephen’s art projects when nobody else was around and ruined it so he had to start over.

and when my homeroom teacher found out about it, he sat everyone down and told us that it wasn’t okay to say “that’s so stephen” anymore. that the things we’d been blaming him for weren’t his fault and the things we’d been doing to him weren’t fair.

he told us that stephen couldn’t help it that he was stephen. he didn’t choose to be stephen. he was born stephen.

and that’s when it clicked.

we all felt pretty stupid, i think, for sort of falling for it, but i’ll be damned if i’ve ever had a teacher get a lesson across so utterly and completely as mr. bernard did.

it hadn’t even been the full week.

[jasontheargonaut]

Been wanting to do this song for a long time lol. Glad I was finally able to!