Joe and Caspar are in New York for work. Their management has put them in one of the nicest hotels with a big grand suite, which they both have acknowledged is ridiculous and unnecessary but when it comes down to it they’re not really complaining either. Only problem is, there’s only one bed. Joe is vlogging the trip, as he does a lot nowadays, and has made a big deal out of the bed sharing in several of his vlogs. He’s been complaining about Caspar being loud, warm, messy, talking in his sleep and the list can pretty much go on forever. What he has left out though, is that even though the bed is huge and they go to sleep with room enough for another person between them somehow they always end up tangled together during the night.
Caspar, on the other hand, does not vlog so he hasn’t really thought too much about the situation other than acting over the top offended or just going along with Joe’s narrative of it being a pain. He knows Joe is playing it up for the camera and he doesn’t mind, however on the fourth day it’s getting a bit old so he’s not too excited when he hears Joe yell,
“Caspar, I’ve just noticed something about our bed!” he still walks over to the bedroom area from the lounge where he’s been working though, realizing that Joe is indeed vlogging, zooming in on their bed.
“That we’re messy as fuck and a disgrace to the hotel?” Caspar asks, pointing at the sheet that’s slid off half the bed and the mountain of blanket and pillows in one corner.
“Well, that too” Joe laughs “but no, look” he pans the camera down and zooms in on the mattress “it’s two single beds, maybe we could pull them apart and we don’t have to share anymore!”
“Really?” Caspar tries to pry them apart and is semi-successful but that also means that the pillows on top of it fly everywhere “thank god, the trip is saved”
“I know!” Joe exclaims, then turns the camera on himself “best news of the day right there guys, I’ll update you later on how it will look and all that” then he shuts it off.
“So, should we push them apart properly then?” Caspar asks and Joe shrugs as he puts away the camera,
“I mean yea, sure” he says “but you get that I’m being extra obnoxious for the vlog, right?”
“Yea” Caspar laughs “if that was you full time I’d have thrown you out the window like yesterday”
“Sounds like a great way to keep someone grounded” Joe laughs “but like, don’t you want your own bed now that we can have it?”
“I don’t really care” Caspar says “unlike you, or at least your vlog persona”
“Really?” Joe says “I thought you were annoyed at waking up basically spooning me”
“Let’s not use that word” Caspar says but it’s with a little smile “also, if I was I could easily just shove you off the bed and I haven’t done that, have I?”
“Always so violent, thrown out the window, shoved off the bed” Joe says “I’m starting to fear for my safety”
“You should” Caspar says flopping down on the still not totally pulled apart bed “but seriously I don’t mind, it’s kinda nice to have somewhere to put my arms”
“So you want us to still share so I can basically fill the function of a pillow?” Joe says “thanks”
“Well, what function would you wanna fill?” Caspar asks and Joe laughs,
“Ew, none” he says.
“Oh come on” Caspar says “just admit you like it too, you always seem really content when I wake up before you”
“Well, of course it’s nice and comfortable” Joe says.
“There you go” Caspar says “why stop it?”
“Because I’m bloody waking up in your arms” Joe says “don’t you think it’s weird?”
“No, or maybe, or yea” Caspar says “but I don’t mind it and neither do you, so why do we care?”
“Fair point” Joe says “this ends when we get home though”
“Yea of course” Caspar says “we have two beds there, already separated and everything”
“Exactly” Joe says, pushing together the little gap between the beds Caspar started before laying down on it beside him “not our fault this room’s only got one”
Three days later Joe is ending his vlog back in London.
“So yea, I’m back in my own bed now guys and I’ll tell you one thing, it’s so nice to not share it with Caspar, I know you’ve all been thinking it’s really cute and whatnot but that boy’s farts are lethal plus I’m pretty sure he’s some sort of alien so yea, I’m gonna enjoy this bed all on my own now and I’ll see you.. when I see you and also remember I’m not a daily vlogger!” he smacks the camera lens as he always does, turns it off and throws it on the nightstand. As he then reaches out and turns off the light he hears a low chuckle coming from the other side of the bed,
“You’re such a liar” Caspar says.
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