Literally the Same Jasper

Jasper | they/them | aromantic-asexual | adult

[rnismatch]

lol *creates a shrine to something obscure and unimportant

[goodnightngoth]

life is short. hex the bitch

[friend-crow]

I am burning the candle at ends I didn't previously know existed.

[coinandcandle]

This shit's like a hydra, every time I burn an end, two more grow.

[stagkingswife]

This candle has more ends than angels have eyes. And they are all burning at once.

I am a fire hazard.

[wizardbloggin]

This candle has become some indescribable horror, a visage so far beyond comprehension that I am frothing at the mouth whenever I dare utter its description. A vile conscience that has awoken to discover an insect dares to contain it via metaphor into a constraint it does not desire and it has begun to *thrash*

[aesethewitch]

I fear the discovery that this candle is me, I am this candle, and with each burning another piece is forever lost as vapor into some empty space beyond my reach, and with each click of the lighter something primordial in the weave of this thread-thin wick flinches

But it's, like, whatever. I got shit to do. Fuckin' light the whole lump of wax, let's go

[friend-crow]

What the fuck have you people done to my candelabra?

[sighinastorm]

book cover illustrations, respectively, by Doug Beekman and Tristan Elwell

[daddyfuckedme]

[echosblanketfort]

[Image ID: a cat on a hot pink table with tarot cards and crystals laid out in front of them. Text on top reads, "Trying to figure out if I'm fighting demons or if I am the demon." END Image ID]

[duckdotcom]

when you use love as an ingredient it's really important to use a contrasting flavor like hate or malice to cut the monotony of the dish and balance the profile so it doesn't overpower the palate

[jasper-polytheist-wizard]

Blessed are those who do not rise to bait.

[jasper-polytheist-wizard]

Blessed are those who do not rise to bait.

[cryptotheism]

GARLIC leaves your hand sticky because she is ruled by the spirits of Copper and the third astral house, which impart upon her the virtues of sentimentality, and structural amity. She is a crossroads and a sword spirit who remembers all her relations.

Her sister is the ONION, who is ruled by the spirits of Lead and the second astral house, which impart upon her a base versatility, and structural genus. She is a funerary and a wand spirit who welcomes all visitors.

[cryptotheism]

GINGER is a sister of the three. She is ruled by the spirits of tin and the ninth astral house, which impart upon her the virtues of sovereignty and cephaly. She is a priestess and a wand spirit, and her temper must be minded.

[cryptotheism]

altarpiece of the temple of the earth spirits

[thoodleoo]

really enjoying this 4-in-1 fuck-you spell from the PGM. need to make the other chariot teams lose, send a weird dream, make someone fall in love with you, or cause relationship drama? well have i got the spell for you

[elodieunderglass]

Do you think it always does all four or do I get to pick ?

[gentlier]

The Pitt -> 1x10: “4:00 P.M.”

“One must imagine Sisyphus” text posts + The Pitt (part one) (part two) (part three) (part four)

Text #1 by @jasper-polytheist-wizard || Text #2 by @the-nimrod-nextdoor || Text #3 by @theprofmoth || Text #4 by @eel-mother || Text #5 by @drkaeys || Text #6 by @ms-march || Text #7 by @ceaseless-rambler || Text #8 by @evilgirljesus

[parkchanwoohoo]

The more I think about it the more I think the correct path for all supernatural stuff is a firm "I don't believe in that shit but I'm also not fucking around for no good reason" and that refers to whistling at night, messing around in abandoned buildings, and if you see something no you didn't

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[archdemoning]

[ruinedchildhood]

[charlesoberonn]

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

[greyt-expectations]

We probably can, but the question is should we?

[charlesoberonn]

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

[greyt-expectations]

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

[greyt-expectations]

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected. 

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

[charlesoberonn]

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

[sklort-deactivated20181124]

I just ate like six rose quartz stones and no ones in love with me yet what gives

[heymonster]

Now the question is what am I going to do with all that curse money?