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A book trailer for my debut novel, Francisca and the Forgotten!

#francisca and the forgotten #lesbians. latinas. spooky bitches. others.#come get yalls juice

i choose to believe this happens at least 3 times a day aboard the enterprise

#star trek #tos #mcspirk #i havent drawn tos art in forever lmao #but i was thinking about this yesterday and had to get it out there #for The PeopleTM

nostalgia critic gay arc

I forgot if i followed you for being a trekkie or if i followed you for being a communist and now i don't know if i should be surprised that a fellow trekkie is a communist or surprised that a fellow commie also likes star trek

either way, live long and seize the means of production!

#i was literally going through my high school yearbook the other day #and like every note in my senior year one either calls me comrade or a filthy commie lmao

i queued that "william shatner would be happier if he was gay" post on my sideblog for every day of pride month and its going to be so weird not seeing it tomorrow

#but i dare not risk ops wrath by queueing it for every day of the rest of the year

lightning mcqueen aged 911 years that day

#cars 3 #lightning mcqueen #jackson storm #the reason he crashed in cars 3 was bc jackson storm told him this right before the race real and canon #it flashed through his mind and he just lost control of the wheel

im starting a foundation to show lightning mcqueen/jackson storm gajinka yaoi artists one (1) picture of a middle aged man so they can learn and grow ❤️🌸🌈 please give me one billion dollars for my charitable efforts and help make the world a better place

#like surely the age gap is The Point and yet everyone draws lightning as an ageless little twink #if you saw the moms i wanted to fuck youd hurl.jpg

my mind would not let me rest until i did an edit of lightning mcqueen saying all the lines from the snl cars 4 sketch

#lightning mcqueen #i choose to believe they gave mater a sister in cars on the road just to make this canon

ka-ciao nation, who tops?

francesco always a-tops 🇮🇹

lightning mcqueen, baby! kachow!!!

depends entirely on who wins the race beforehand

they never fuck, they just jack their shit furiously thinking about each other

sally tops them both

Voting ended onJun 17

#cars 2 #i just wrote some tags that made me say 'what am i fucking doing' out loud to myself #yall need solaris plus preg premium to unlock THAT shit #anyway the original version of this poll was gonna be #'would lightning mcqueen furiously jack his shit to a picture of francesco in horny rivalful fashion #'and would he finish on said picture'#but the answer was so obviously yes that i had to do something a little different

havent changed out of my pajamas or started laundry but i HAVE written 200 words of cars fanfiction so far so really whos winning

#salt fever fucking got me all right #maters little “whos gonna tell lightning 🥺” lives in my mind rent free

I’m not watching the world cup but MEXICOOOOOO 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

#I can’t believe #(didnt finish the tags came back to add them)#I cant believe acclaimed Latino yaoi book futbolista was so popular they named a sport after it

Oh petite messe solennelle xviii agnus dei we’re really in it now

lgithning/mater but theyre ivan ilych and gerasim. from the death of ivan ilych. death of ivan ilych cars au. by solaris solarievich tolstoy ooo im cooking with gas 🔥🔥🔥

#is mater a holy fool? lets discuss #should i be on lithium? lets discuss

might be flying too close to the sun here folks (having ocd and jokingly asking "the oracle"* what my day will be like every morning)

*the oracle is a large toy mater that speaks when you press a button and either says one of his usual movie catchphrases or makes horrible noises that are presumably meant to sound like an engine or whatever but sounds more like you dropped a microphone into the pits of hell and it got deepthroated by a demon. its 50/50 git er done or demonthrussy asmr

#speedrunning new strains of mental illness by developing a religion around Oracle Mater #i made this post and realized i have a problem when i referred to mater as 'the oracle' in casual conversation with my bf #and just assumed he'd know what i meant #when we do NOT worship at the same fetid temples

oh, get the FUCK in line

first gay shipmates??? my brother in youtube theyre not even on a SHIP

#how is [redacted] anime of the decade its not even anime of the hour of the minute of the second etc #this had better be bait #same sentiment i had when i was at barnes and noble a couple times and they quoted The Opening Of The Original Series.#and attributed the quote to picard