main blog !

Jasper, 16 he/him i say 'main blog' but this is really my whatever-the-fuck blog

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[lizardtheacorn]

transmasc seymour on my mind hmm

[jasperisunavailable]

t4t audrey and seymour….

[tall]

[jasperisunavailable]

breaking stereotypes by making my OCs queer, but they’re just really boring- a mundane personality and zero outstanding qualities

and they’re chopped middle aged adults

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[lavskagge]

her dead wife etc

[real-language-facts]

all words are swear words if you say them with enoubh evil

[jasperisunavailable]

the word “wriggle” just doesn’t sit right with me

[corinthianrm0]

Grace describe flowers, question?

hey they're probably ooc and i don't CARE cause i'm still emotional

[ceruleanheaven]

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[centipeedl3]

Comic based on a post I liked a lot

Rocky bless your heart never change

[hailed-marys]

Kids are the same, no matter where you are in the galaxy

[possibly-evil]

ok but what if stratt knows nothing about trans healthcare so she just sends like every form of t for grace up on the hail mary. wayyy too much for the planned trip. and when he wakes up there’s just like. a bunch of stuff and he doesn’t remember why any of it is there or how to use it or what it’s for. and then he’s just like chilling one day and it suddenly hits him and he’s like “oh SHIT I NEED TO TAKE MY T FUCK FUCK”